I came back here to say everything’s great from now on. I mean, obviously.

I returned here just to say that Jon Stewart needs to run for POTUS. CC: @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social #jonstewart4potus #jonstewart2028

Everyone should buy and wear a Bulls hat.

There isn’t enough credit given to Ron Vara for our current economic situation. #iykyk

Whiskey Pete Hegseth has a Russian burner phone which he uses to communicate in secret with someone. 👊🇺🇸🔥

Why hasn’t Numero, Sub Pop, or Smells Like Records reissued Sebadoh III?

If you’re traveling abroad, I suggest you buy a burner phone and take copious pictures of your butthole. So, when border patrol asks to look through your phone, they’ll get a special treat.

I teach fourth grade and kids are emotional wrecks like never before. I blame Donald Trump. He let the pandemic get out of hand and he’s now wreaking havoc on our democracy and economy. The stress they’re living with is his fault.

From NYT: “President Trump on Monday visited the Kennedy Center in Washington for the first time since he made himself the new chairman. He […] seemed excited about a long-planned "Les Misérables." Les Misérables? Who’s going to tell him?

I get the sense that ICE can find nearly as many undocumented brown people as Trump claimed, so now they’re going after white people.

Terrorism charges are being tied to the destruction of Elon Musk’s property. From my novice perspective, it seems that’s the way the law is written. It’s ironic that the country whose independence was ignited by the destruction of private property would ever have such laws.

Chuck Schumer is everything that’s wrong with the Democratic Party. When will all these Boomers retire? We need leadership with a backbone, something Schumer has never had.

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What are we calling this moment in time and these catastrophic events?

Via Wefail.art

This will be great until they start including ads.

This is what free speech looks like?

“Colonialism didn’t die. It only moved online.” -Maria Ressa on @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social and Jon Stewart should run for POTUS.

Y’all should do some emailing.

I really think Zelensky should say the following: President Trump asked for two words from me in the Oval Office. I now think I’m ready to give him two very special words: “bone spurs”

I’m stealing this summary from someone whose name I missed: The last election was between oligarchs and corporations. Oligarchs want chaos and corporate wants order. Oligarchs won. The only way out is fascism or revolution.

“I will wear costume after this war will finish.” -Volodymyr Zelensky I’m using that the next time some Boomer questions my attire. And when they ask “what war” I’ll respond, “Class.”

With DOGE exposing all our government data, I’m surprised Anonymous hasn’t released the Epstein files already.

I mean, if we’re looking for inefficiencies, start at the Pentagon.

Our president is unhinged.

It’s as if they’ll never release the Epstein files, like someone’s name is on his client list that they don’t want you to see

Not gonna lie. Feels like we’re fucked.

I’ll just post what I did last week here. I’m sure Elon will see it eventually. He’s a tech whiz, right? •took a dump •may have scratched my crotch •watched some bad TV •ate some spaghetti •drank lots of coffee

For those who don’t want trans women competing with other women, please name 10 women athletes. I’ll wait.

I wish someone would show Elon how to turn on that chainsaw. I’m 99% sure he’d cut off a leg.

I always figured Donald Trump was the world’s worst father, but I think Elon is definitely worse. Besides dead-naming one child, he’s now ignoring Grimes public pleas for his help with another’s health issues.

Post a pic of your favorite store. Bonus points for record stores. #recordstores #cbus #usedkids

I don’t think I’m going to fly for the next four years.

I visited Oberlin with my daughter yesterday but was disappointed that not one dorm or even lobby was named after Liz Phair.

I just learned to call Cybertrucks “Swastikars” and I may never go back.

@stevenhyden.bsky.social nailed it: “The left keeps winning award shows.” #indiecast

Employing Elon’s ketamine dealer seems like an efficient and cost-effective move for DOGE. #dodgy

Horse girl is the band 50-year-old dudes who love Stereolab, The Raincoats, and Yo La Tengo need right now.

Fixed. Just pin it.

Bluesky needs a birthday feature. (It’s my birthday, BTW.)

So, a lot of white people didn’t like the halftime show.

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

Okay. Who stole those eggs?

Who do you call when you live in Western Mass? I mean, my rep and senators are out there doing work already.

The world's richest man is taking food and medicine from the world's poorest children www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/o...

Has Elon Musk ever spoken approvingly of ANY aspect of government that helps people? He has a libertarian child's view of the function of it.

I’m with you, federal workers. ✊🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄