Serious question...

How's my favorite nest of political correctness today?

#PSA: Mis-Attribution of quote source does not vitiate its meaning: #ImageUnrelated:

How many people here are still locked and loaded into the "Left/Right" paradigm? Ah... OK... [platform still lacks basic reply/poll functionality] Er... OK, so if you're still "Our guy vs their guy" maybe examine your decision-making paradigm. #JustSayin

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I've honestly not laughed this much in months! #SoundOn

How's my favorite toxin factory today? It's February 1st, 2025, and #DonaldTrump is #POTUS. Random thought of the moment: “Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.”

Daily checkup on IRE-land... Random thought of the moment: Nothing is on fire. Fire is ON things.

Daily checkup on the bile bucket. It's January 29th 2025 and Trump is still president... Thought of the moment: If they made shoes with really sticky soles, litter in the street wouldn't be such a huge problem.

Daily checkup on the Hate Chamber. How y'all doing? Here's a thought: "If the moon-landing was real, explain this."

How's my favorite seething cauldron of bile today? 🤣 Maybe take heed of the ancient Sufi wisdom.

How's my favorite "Bubbling Cauldron of Hatred" today? 🤣 Here's a #GIF to cheer you all up.

Oh my... The #Bluesky is full of thunderclouds today, isn't it? What happened to all the tolerant, happy positivity @3dgifartist.bsky.social was so adamant about finding on this platform? Seriously! This place has become a blubbering mess of hatred. Speaking of which: "Blubbering Mess of Hatred"

Well, that escalated quickly... 🤣 www.thefp.com/p/jesse-sing...

The funniest thing about the #BlueSky platform is how narrow its #OvertonWindow actually is. Literally anything that's outside the local denizens' comfort zone is diligently ignored, as though pretending something doesn't exist, makes it go away. I'll leave you with a seminal quote by Ayn Rand:

#FunFact: I moved to Panama in Feb 2021, just as the Biden administration was coming in, unrelated to the election. At that stage ALL the Democrats in town were leaving to "go home" and all the Republicans were arriving to "escape the tyranny." After six months I left Panama, which is >>

That's not the half of it. And now for the shape of things to come:

"Everything is going according to plan." Meanwhile, the plan 👇👇👇👇

This one gets it. 👇👇👇👇

#AhBut... What exactly is a #Fascist? No, seriously... #Google forgot the actual definition of #Fascism about five years back. I thought it odd at the time, so I made a little video about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub3l... This still applies now. Check it with the define: operator.

#NGL, I find #Bluesky stale and boring. I have a similar presence on a couple of other small platforms, where I follow a similar number of people, and the interactions there are richer/more in-depth. This thing is turning into the most homogeneous echo chamber, despite its openhanded "diversity."

Silly #SEOs, believing in mythical search operators when they should be focusing on TOTALLY REAL meta tags instead, like this one: <meta name="googlebot" pagerank="10" serp-position="1">

I said I hadn't come here to discuss politics, but this genuinely made me laugh out loud.

⚠️ :: Stop stealing peoples credit! :: ⚠️ Honestly - it's such as lame, weak move! Would you do it with a film? Would you say that Ridley Scott directed Pulp Fiction? Or that Nicholas Cage played Vincent Vega? No. Please stop doing it with online content. #SEO >>>

'twas the day after #Thanksgiving and all through.... Oh!

Yo! @darth-autocrat.bsky.social! This is what you meant by your Lego Analogy, right? 👇👇👇👇

#FunFact: That's why I threw in my lot with @darth-autocrat.bsky.social on ArcLite. He kills and eats all the ones who won't do as they're told.

Accurate Depiction of the First Time I TRIED to run my own #SEOAgency, about ten years back:

And with that said, I'm going to resurrect SaschMayer.com and Sasch.co over the Christmas/New Year period.

With #Thanksgiving out of the way, it's time to start looking forward to your favorite #ChristmasMovies: (Shamelessly stoled from @darth-autocrat.bsky.social over on #Xitter)

My #Bluesky Feed since I got here: OP: #Elon sux! Commenters: YEAH! Elon so sux! ---- OP: #X sux! Commenters: YEAH! X so sux! ---- OP: #Trump sux! Commenters: YEAH! Trump so sux! ---- OP: Elon sux! Commenters: YEAH! Elon so sux! ---- Etc. Does anyone ever talk about anything else, here?

Meanwhile, in the #Marketing Universe:

Meanwhile, on the #Xitter:

OK, so #Threads is basically a twitching corpse at this stage, so: #BigWhoop! What about real platforms? Take your pick from the ones I held side-by-side to #Bluesky yesterday: www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...

What makes your product/service unique? Broken down by year: 2021: "It's Big Data!" 2022: It's Cloud-based!" 2023: "It's Blockchain!" 2024: "It's AI!" 2025: It's Autonomous!" 2026: It Treats Radiation Sickness!"

Yo! #SEO nerds/geeks. Hands up if there's anyone from the old days of #Google+, when we used to do the Helpdesk Hangouts and stuff. Those were some pretty damn fine discussions and I'd love to pick up on some topics, now we're five years down the road.

So, up and Up and UPPP!!!1! Certainly, #Bluesky has had a lot of attention in the past month or so, for numerous reasons. But what is its actual impact in the real world? Let's start taking a closer look at those @majestic.com figures by holding them side-by-side with competing platforms: >> 1/?

Yo! Fartist! I'm really not seeing the point of this place over #TheXitter, so far. I mean, why would #BlueSky make a deal of someone believing she's a chicken, when SHE PLAINLY LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN? #WTF, when there are 36 genders and THIS IS CLEAR EVIDENCE?! #cc: @3dgifartist.bsky.social

People of Bluesky. Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show? Quote share your answer in gif form.

@stevejpitchford.bsky.social GOD DAMMIT MAN! Here I thought I was gonna live a life of peace, just farming my #MEMEs on #TheBlueSky. But here you are, following me, like some kind of All-Seeing Eye! Now I have to behave. 😜

Case in point: The inability to edit your typos after you post.