Wait, like, THAT Thomas Müller?

1) MRIs are not part of any annual physical 2) getting an MRI of his brain is sus af 3) the assessment he took is called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) and I’ve never seen is used outside of a patient or their loved one(s) expressing concern regarding someone’s cognitive decline so

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These supporters cycle through song so quickly. The song never gets the chance to build or become anything so it just sounds like nonsense/noise instead of inspiration for their boys. It sounds like a supporter section greatest hits are playing and someone keeps skipping the song

“I think usually only emergency rooms are 24 hours”

Those Steelers uniforms are… something. Yikes. The very soccery badge is rad af tho

What is happening at the Seahawks game??

Dan “Not the Man” Wilson

Me: 911 I’d like to report a robbery. Dan Wilson stole the Mariner’s chance at making it to the World Series with his pitcher replacement timing 911: ma’am thank you for calling, we’ll be on the tarmac when they land

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Mariners win 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Naylor always has the most impressive wad of gum wedged in his cheek. He must have the jaw strength of an alligator

Omg 😍🔥

Mariners baseball:

LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!! Who caught that in the bullpen??

Formerly super grumpy looking Naylor becoming a HUGE hype man is just so 🥹🥹

Cal (puppy) farted in my hand earlier and that’s lucky, right?

My lungs have stopped lung-ing

You know what, Dave? You’ve got yourself a great poster

All of my social media had weird posts or DMs and I’m tired

Hoping for these vibes tomorrow!!!

Also, the mariners, as ever, make me want to die

Look, I’m not going to name a puppy canzone anytime soon, but I would love to be convinced to question that decision is all I’m sayin

Canadians should focus on continuing to lose the Stanley cup instead of trying to play baseball

Please, mariners, I’m so tired

He’s been mostly asleep since we’ve been here, but a lot of our time has been spent making sure no one steals him!!

Cal (puppy) is EXHAUSTED. The humans have needed TOO MUCH

Omg x2

Omg

Both of my dogs are completely useless today

Can someone defrost Walter?

GOMS

We got interviewed by king 5 because of Cal (puppy)

Cal says GOMS… OR ELSE

Welcome back, Jordan

Seattle No Kings from the monorail

Great

The youths are dressed in costumes in the u district despite the fact that Halloween is exactly two weeks away

I mean that was a really big win

BOTH MY DOGS

HOLY FUCK GENO

@mikestandish.bsky.social I really need you to talk more shit. Please

CAL!!!!!!!!!!

Come on, fellas. Let’s get those mariners bats swinging

I’d like to take a moment to remind you Cal say GOMS very loudly

Don’t fuck up, JP

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Mariners win 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

How is a former catcher so bad at anything to do with pitchers? You spent your career telling pitchers what to do and helping them out. You were so in tune with your pitchers. I’m just?????