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Oh look at that. Bryce Miller is a liability again

GET FUCKED, HOUSTON

What if it’s both?

Why did he go into so much detail about her as if no one else on earth had ever heard of her?

OH! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8072...

Note to @oldirtmcgurk.bsky.social: we need to have the Scuttlebutt Big Dumper at home for every single Mariners game going forward

Opened another one and Geno homered. Not what I expected but I very much accept it

Firing all the people who believe in the rule of law will at least make it easier to purge the Trump partisans when this house of cards collapses.

Watching Cal at bat and yelling “ow! Cal! No bite!!” out of surprise is weird

I also want an uncensored version of this shirt. It’s more of a need than a want. Help me.

Not really how that works there, champ

There are two guys on the roster who weren’t alive the last time the Mariners were AL West Champs

The Mariners haven’t been AL West Champs since I was a freshman in high school

Cal and Geno hugging 😭😍

CAL (PUPPY) WOKE UP WHILE THE BROADCAST REPLAYED THE CALLS FOR CAL’S (HUMAN, BASEBALL) FIRST HOMER OF THE NIGHT 😭

How can you not love this guy?

THERE WAS A DOG ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!

CRACK ONE OF THESE OPEN AND CAL HOMERS TWICE. MESSAGE RECEIVED

AL WEST CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!

CAL FUCKING RALEIGH

He’s attorney’s gotta push for a mistrial after this “finding”

Bro is OUT

This is the most obviously planted shit ever. They didn’t even use the correct outcry. People may say they’re anti-ICE, but if someone on the left was to commit this crime it would say fuck ICE or Abolish ICE. It’s not that hard, guys.

Every part of Muños walking out of the bullpen to the mound is the most epic shit ever. I would be such a dick if that’s how I entered literally anything.

Turns out the rapture in the Bible was just the Mariners making the postseason all along.

Shoutout to Matilda’s dad for being LETHAL

“Might as well go win the fuckin thing”

THE SCREAM I WOULDA SCUMPT IF CAL (PUPPY) WASNT ASLEEP

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Cal (puppy) snoozing for a moment of calm

Cal (puppy) experienced his first sports yelling. Teach ‘em young, right?

Mariners, I need you to understand sports are basically the only thing a lot of us have left. Can you please win? Hashtag Etsy witch

BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE PLEASE

Hello, this is Cal

So, like, can we hire them or…?

MARINERS!!!! AHHHHHH

CAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel very triggered by @mattoak.bsky.social last few posts

Men going out of their way to contradict EVERYTHING I say about sports is exhausting

Miller is a liability for the mariners jfc

I don’t know when it’s going to pop for a lot of normies that they are living under an authoritarian regime, but the cancellation of popular TV shows that make fun of the administration might do it www.vulture.com/article/abc-...

Unnecessary roughness is my favorite call ever. Football is such a violent sport, but it’s apparently violent within reason. Insane.

Lowering a Pride flag to half-mast for Charlie Kirk is beyond parody

Absolutely no one should be shocked to see this from the club that plays their home games at America First Field. This is what we're up against. This is why making our group, our culture, our community and our stadium specifically Anti-Fascist and Anti-Racist is so important.

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

"how you died does not redeem how you lived" AMEN