I'd feel a lot better about still having a job if I didn’t have to spend half my paycheck chipping in for farewell gifts to laid-off colleagues.

You're damn right I do.

He's the illegitimate son of Mr Magoo.

I enjoy socializing with new people. Just not in groups of more than zero.

I'm playing a "find the hidden object" game, and honestly the amount of crap that some people leave lying around their house is just shocking.

In the market for an electric blanket with a 'fan bake' setting.

Couldn't agree more.

Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.

Chonky Tonk Women #ASongOrMovieForSynonymsForBig

What I don't understand is why Steve Miller went from Phoenix AZ all the way to Tacoma, across the whole USA to Philadelphia, followed by a long trip south to Atlanta, then crossed the country again to LA before ending up in northern California. He could have got there midway through the first leg.

Turfing USA #ASongOrMovieForGettingRidOf

The Three Muskrateers #ASongOrMovieForWetAnimals

It was 1995. I was on the bullet train to Kobe. The clouds parted briefly and I finally caught a glimpse of Mt Fuji. I had one shot left on my film to capture the moment. Travelling at 270km/h I succeeded in pressing the shutter button at exactly the time we were passing a power pole.

The Hateful 8675309 #ASongOrMovieForSongsInMovies

How Soon Is Apocalypse Now? #ASongOrMovieForSongsInMovies

I am the Official Supplier of periwigs and cravats for the #2026FifaWorldCup

Is this what they mean by stagflation?

Too much renewable energy would leave us extremely vulnerable. What if a fundamentalist Islamic regime cut off the wind from blowing?

Am I the Walrus? #ASongOrMovieForQuestionsToAsk

If I had a nickel for every time I was told to shut up, I'd have a big bag of US coins that I couldn't spend because they're not legal tender in my country and the banks don't do currency exchanges for coins and so I'd be stuck with a heavy sack of worthless metal and it'd be like super annoying.

Gulp Fiction #ASongOrMovieForWaysToDrink

I like my women the way I like my coffee: any cup size is totally fine by me.

The Gen X urge to go and stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you drive home, and you cry and you want to die.

I don't remember.

Happy Valentine's Day

I'm tempering my expectations for the lunar New Year.

Melania is going to sweep the board at the FIFA Academy Awards.

I'm no physicist, but this seems like an exceptionally long time to be falling.

Bilby Jean #ASongOrMovieForAustraliaDay26

Gimme Hope, Goanna #ASongOrMovieForAustraliaDay26

Mortal Wombat #ASongOrMovieForAustraliaDay26

The Riposte Man Always Zings Twice #ASongOrMovieForOneLiners

Papa's Got a Brand New Gag #ASongOrMovieForOneLiners

What's the Story, Oratory? #ASongOrMovieForLanguageAbility

Left wing domestic terrorists turned my jigsaw puzzle gay.

The main reason for invading Venezuela is the capture of beauty pageant contestants to work at Mar-a-Lago.

The Pace of Spades #ASongOrMovieForSpeedOfThings

Where in the World is Camilla Sandiego?

Currently hanging out with half a dozen seals at Castlepoint, NZ. Challenged the biggest one to a fight and now I am The Beach Master.

Cool Hand Lute #ASongOrMovieForAllInstruments

Groove is in the Harp #ASongOrMovieForAllInstruments

Land of Confucius #ASongOrMovieForWiseWords

On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.

If only both of them had been on the receiving end of a mix-up.

The fireball was burning, you say?

#ASongOrMovieForWhatHorsesDo Buck the Pain Away

#BadChristmas2025GiftIdeas Raw offal Advent calendar

That time Ned Kelly was on RuPaul's Drag Race.

The new Wiggles line-up looks interesting