Keith Kelly
@professorarchetype.bsky.social
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I’m like if “dourness” were a person. Opinions are mine. He/him/his.
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FRIEND: Keith seems like he would bite a vampire and become one instead of getting bitten BY a vampire. ME: Yeah, that’s true. That’s definitely how it would’ve happened if it did happen.
over 1 year ago
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This is behind a paywall, but Mashable has an article up I could actually read. From that Mashable article: “Gmail Live will be available to Google AI Pro and Ultra subscribers this summer. It will launch in preview to Google Workspace business customers at the same time.”
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about 21 hours ago
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Thor: Love and Thunder
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about 22 hours ago
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Yeah, no thanks. Fuck this, even. No one wanted or asked for this dumb garbage that will actively make Google less useful to everyone across the board.
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about 24 hours ago
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I like all of ‘em, but I’ll never say no to chips & salsa. I don’t care how spicy it is, I don’t care of the salsa is actually queso. Whatever. Just give it to me, and I promise I’ll attempt to share.
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1 day ago
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Took a break over the weekend, but I’m back in on Episode 7 of “Directive 8020” from
@supermassivegames.bsky.social
(the game is eight “episodes”). Really enjoying it! Feels like a cross between “Alien” and “The Thing.” I think I’ve spotted the twist. So far only one character death.
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2 days ago
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- Escape from New York - The Thing - They Live - In the Mouth of Madness - Big Trouble in Little China
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2 days ago
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I hate that it’s 7:15, but because we’re close to summer (when days are naturally longer) and we insist on shaving an hour off the day for no reason, it feels more like 5:00. It keeps making me think I have more time to do shit, when in reality I need to be wrapping things up for the day.
2 days ago
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Today is a pretty decent Sunday. I slept 10.5 hours, had a couple cups of coffee, have very little to do besides laundry, and I had a weird but very pleasant dream this morning.
3 days ago
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I saw a job post yesterday for a company called “Deepgram,” that said it’s “mandatory” that all employees “use and experiment with AI tools,” and I’ve never noped out of a post quicker.
4 days ago
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I’ve said this many times, but if your plan to solve climate change sounds like some shit Cobra Commander would do it’s a bad plan.
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5 days ago
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“We will break away together I’ll be the shadow, you’ll be the light Nothing ever lasts forever We will go softly into the night”
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5 days ago
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Having a real shit day and a real shit week.
5 days ago
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Watching an episode of
@hankgreen.bsky.social
’s “Ask Hank Anything” series where someone talks about never having fevers, and it reminded me that (to my knowledge) I’ve only ever had a flu virus once in my 44 years of life. That includes the couple of decades that I didn’t get flu shots.
6 days ago
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Taking a break from Tomodachi Life to play the new game from
@supermassivegames.bsky.social
, Directive 8020. The Dark Pictures Anthology is one of my favorite series (right up there with Alan Wake). I HIGHLY recommend it if you like horror games. Also highly recommend their 2022 game The Quarry.
6 days ago
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This “Drops” thing from
@dndbeyond.com
is some garbage. I get putting little cosmetic perks behind a paywall, I do. But content specific to character building? Content that could affect play? And I can’t share, even though I’m on your highest subscription tier? Nah. No thanks.
6 days ago
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It’s Strahd von Zarovich, but let’s go with this guy instead.
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8 days ago
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100% this guy.
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8 days ago
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I’m slightly annoyed at how easy it was to make a Mii version of myself in Tomodachi Life.
9 days ago
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Name the first album you ever owned. I’m pretty sure it was this. I think I got it for Christmas, because I certainly didn’t have money to buy it on my own in the early 90s.
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12 days ago
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If you see this, you have to post an anime opening from 2000-2005. It’s been so long since I watched the original series, that I genuinely can’t remember if there was a different opening on Adult Swim.
youtu.be/dE1fqsapSAc?...
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12 days ago
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A series about Bobby and Rufus hunting together in the 80s & 90s would also be pretty rad.
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13 days ago
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Robert Picardo in Legend.
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13 days ago
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I like a lot of Star Wars media, but I think this book/character (Corran Horn) are underrated.
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15 days ago
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reposted by
Keith Kelly
Casey Explosion
15 days ago
Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.
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I’m at the, “apply for a job at your old employer but in a different department” phase of unemployment.
15 days ago
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There’s a pizza place in SF named after this movie.
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15 days ago
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The Han Solo movie wasn’t bad, but would have been better if it was about someone else. The absolute least interesting thing about Han Solo is his past, because he only gains depth and grows as a character in the original trilogy. He’s generic and boring otherwise.
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16 days ago
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Probably this.
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17 days ago
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I’m not a huge Metallica fan, but how can I not like a song about Cthulhu that’s six-and-a-half minutes long?
youtu.be/b_ObqZtxuj0?...
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20 days ago
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Who would’ve guessed it’s a Ghost song?
youtu.be/DLG9oTH-ZbQ?...
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20 days ago
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If someone wanted to make a boatload of cash they’d make either - an animated Supernatural series and get the cast to return, or - a live-action series like “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” about Sam & Dean fighting monsters in their teens.
22 days ago
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There’s a great episode of
@scishow.bsky.social
on gas station drugs, and it just keeps making me think of
@iwriteok.bsky.social
.
23 days ago
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Name a video game you’ve beat more than 6 times is tough because there are several. Let’s go with this.
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24 days ago
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An absolutely pitch black, depressing comedy.
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24 days ago
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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24 days ago
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How about all three? - NES: Gauntlet II - SNES: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - N64: Mario Kart 64
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25 days ago
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I constantly have to remind myself that when most people say something will happen “in a couple of days” they don’t actually mean it’ll be two days. It’s just frustratingly vague, inaccurate usage of language to avoid committing to any kind of actual timeline.
27 days ago
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I genuinely can’t remember getting any kind of meaningful compliment in the last five years.
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27 days ago
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I saw Ghost’s last show on the Skeletour two months ago today, and I swear it feels more like 200 years.
28 days ago
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Keith Kelly
Bruno Dias
29 days ago
[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS
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Hell yeah.
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29 days ago
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- “Let’s Go Crazy” - “Kiss” - “Partyman” - “When Doves Cry” - “1999”
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29 days ago
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If we’re talking restaurants, it’s: - Lil’ Frankie’s in the East Village - Brick’s Pizza in Arlington, VA - Pasquale’s Pizzeria in the Inner Sunset If we’re talking toppings I usually go for a basic pepperoni, pineapple & Canadian bacon, or pizza Margherita.
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29 days ago
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I had a screening interview for a job today. I’m not optimistic enough to assume it’ll go anywhere, but we’ll see. It was for a project management position in video production, which is perfect. The company reached out and asked if I wanted to apply last week, which is a first for me.
30 days ago
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I feel like I just went 10 rounds with mighty Thor.
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30 days ago
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Repost because I forgot an entire word. Surprising to know one, I’m sure:
youtu.be/cAeDOt8kI4g?...
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about 1 month ago
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Ended up getting lunch with some friends, which was nice. Also I’m apparently at the age where “free Saturday night” means getting a jump on laundry.
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about 1 month ago
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The friend I usually hang out with on Saturday is out of town, so I have today to myself for the first time in a while. I feel like I should do something that isn’t chores, but I genuinely have no idea what single people my age do (in SF or in general).
about 1 month ago
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Keith Kelly
Thor Benson
about 1 month ago
"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging
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🏳️🌈Brendan Agnew🏳️⚧️
about 1 month ago
"Val Kilmer, who died last April, stars-" No he fucking doesn't, read the beginning of the sentence.
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