They mad a Zohran Mamdani for calling his father's cousin his aunt. Meanwhile, Mike Johnson and Matt Gaetz BEEN out here calling random colored children their sons when they need to deflect allegations of racism.

Happy Halloween

Unless you mean ''with God,'' you can keep that shit and just give me my Sesame Chicken, Panda Express.

Shout out to MTV for not putting this in heavy rotation. I probably got myself an extra year of childhood by not seeing this when it was originally released. youtu.be/rYboMkLluKo?...

Words to live by, door. Words to live by.

Y'all... I'm older than this man.

I did my first livestream! with Your Kinky Friends www.thebeautifulkind.com/my-first-liv...

Pack him up.

Save the lives of Mohammed‘s family chuffed.org/project/1412...

Maybe your job sucks, but spare a thought for the government employee, who just wanted benefits and a decent pension, who came into work one day and was told to go through a 238-page document in order to redact [among other things] nude pictures of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Mother would be honored.

OLD WHITE MAN IN MY DEI WORKSHOP: How can you call America a white supremacist country? ME:

Target ends DEI Black people:

A couple white Trump supporters established a community in Arkansas and say no Black people are allowed. In other news, I just filed a restraining order against Megan Thee Stallion. She's not allowed within 100 yards of my two-bedroom, two-bath in St. Louis Hills.

How it started vs. how it's going! An almost year-long journey ended last night. Thanks to everyone who came out and everyone who participated in any part of it. Photos: A.G. Shaw

Thank you, St. Louis!

I'm guessing I'm the "kink" in the headline. Thanks to Rosalind Early for including me in this write-up about STLFringe!

This Sunday! Produced by the incomparable Michelle Mynx! Hosted by Annie Cherry and Maxi Glamour! facebook.com/events/s/art...

Come see Mommy Issues at High Low on Wednesday, August 13th at 7pm. Part of STLFringe! www.stlfringe.org/event-detail...

Happy Cinco de Negro to all who celebrate!

@davidwraith.bsky.social and me ☀️🗝️😎⛲️

If you ever need me, just use this signal.

Is there a secret connection between the death of my mother and Adam Sandler? There's only one way to find out. Come see Mommy Issues, Wednesday, August 13th at 7pm, part of STLFringe, [if you're not a blood relative]. www.stlfringe.org/event-detail...

BDSM, polyamory, nudism... I'll be playing all hits at Mommy Issues. Wednesday, August 13th at 7 pm, part of STLFringe! Come see it, if you're not a blood relative. www.stlfringe.org/event-detail...

My Dad: Can you hook me up with a temporary tattoo? My Uncle Keith: Sure, strip naked. My Dad: What? My Uncle Keith: What?

Somebody said Ice T looks like Peter Dinklage, and I really wish they hadn't.

Everybody: We finally have a comic book accurate Superman! Me: Okay, but...

My Mom: Do whatever you want. Get weird with it. My Uncle Keith: Say less, sis.

This is not the client list you're looking for.

Hey Urrbody! I'm performing my one-man show, Mommy Issues, for one night only, as part of St. Louis Fringe Fest! Wednesday, August 13th, 7 pm - 8 pm at High Low, 3301 Washington Ave, 63103. Mature Audiences only! You can purchase tickets here: www.stlfringe.org/event-detail...

If you get this reference, I hope you've had at least one colonoscopy.

Had this poster on my wall all through undergrad. RIP, Mr. Blonde.

Without using Google, I can tell you that the man who shot Ronald Reagan almost 45 years ago was John Hinckley Jr. Off the top of your head, can you name the guy who shot Donald Trump a year ago?

Everybody needs a friend who will buy them a book on their favorite topic AND listen to them geek out about it for two hours straight. Love you, @kendraholliday.bsky.social!

It's a word.

I guess politicians can do anything they want, so long as they take out national television ads claiming they did the exact opposite.

1. Fuck Senator Ted Cruz 2. Given the quality of the intel the Rebels had, Luke probably DID know the population of the Death Star. 3. Why do Republicans constantly equate themselves with the Rebellion when they are SO obviously the Empire.

Happy Father's Day to everyone for whom today is complicated.

And on June 18th, the Westside Library releases an awkwardly worded but sincere apology to confused parties on both sides...

I wanna live in Los Angeles, but not the one in Los Angeles.

I'm my own competition. After a long lay-off from heavy lifting, Present Day Me took on April 2025 Me in the gym, and I'm proud to say that Present Day Me won 6 out of 7 rounds. As far as 2012 Me is concerned, that nigga better watch his back, cause I'm coming for his head!

Folks on Fetlife are discovering this post from years ago, so I figured I'd post I here. #CFNM