you’re coveting your neighbour’s wife i’m coveting my neighbour’s hand lotion WE ARE NOT THE SAME

t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les hérétiques pis les dragons. veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? mes pronoms: ish/gard. thor/dan. ha/lo/ne. toi c’est quoi tes pronoms, hein? vas-y. dis-moi tes pronoms. dark/knight? shi/va? j’vas prier pour toi.

nothing worse than needing hand cream and not HAVING HAND CREAM!!!!! my fingies are cracking. its painful. its also overstimulating. THEY FEEL LIKE SANDPAPER SEND FUCKING HELP

weird take but i think i would sleep better in a straightjacket

Commission🌸

nothing more validating in the world than the guy who works in the cafeteria remembering your two favourite soups they make at work and going “ITS YOUR FAVOURITE SOUP TODAY!” the moment he sees you as you come to lunch

peak D&D shenanigans = @royalkayla.bsky.social making a chart to show who ragebaits who in our Strixhaven campaign

someone at my SEEMINGLY PROGRESSIVE workplace is dressed as a COP for halloween????????????

how you gonna come to a PLANNING APPOINTMENT WITHOUT MEASUREMENTS AND BE ACTING LIKE IM WEIRD FOR ASKING FOR THEM!!!!! how do i plan your bathroom when i dont know how big it is

anotha one anotha migraine in the middle of my work day

stomps foot petulantly, like a child: IM TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY TWO HOURS!!!!!! IM TIRED OF NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!! IM TIRED!!!!! body wtf i thought we had something special….

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

im being held together with spite, lint, and hot glue at this point

my brothers in beelzebub my sisters in satan my guys in god….. today fucking sucks. i cannot fucking live LIKE THIS ANYMORE

A sneak peak of my piece for the @galefanzine.bsky.social fanzine project~ Pre-orders are open now with proceeds going to charity!~ [ #galefanzine / #galezine / #bg3 / #fanart / #galedekarios ]

A little post-movie sketchy sketch. Finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters and Your Idol is officially stuck in my head. [ #croquisdennui / #fanart / #kpopdemonhunters / #jinu / #kpdh / #sajaboys ]

rattling the bars of my enclosure I DONT WANT TO BE HERE!!!!!!!

I FORGOR HEADPHONES FOR WORK TODAY THERE IS NO GREATER SUFFERING THEN THIS

i love that ever since i started working at INSERT SWEDISH FURNITURE STORE HERE my parents have completely forgotten how to look for shit them damn selves……

new date idea: do rorschach tests

To see Smosh and Dropout IRL on the same day, I'm stunned. It's so surreal 🥹

as it turns out smosh and dropout fans are all super nice ive made so many friends today!

the sacred bond of being two ppl in a public bathroom who are pooping together

A Warlock to the Patron Mountain Dew…. they cast Baja Blast

Happy Birthday Bronchitis! Today You Turn Chronic!

this man has at minimum 12 little trees and this car is Smellin and I Have A Migraine Sir

i hate that capitalism has forced me to be in an office full of my coworkers when im hacking up a lung every few minutes. its not fair to me or anyone but here i am :D

doctors out here charging for notes in this economy now??? bruhh

decided to watch a random horror movie cus i saw the thumbnail of a single youtube video about it…. anyway great decision, genuinely first horror movie in a while to freak me out. yall should watch “talk to me”

lets help this dope human make his surgery dreams a reality!!!!! #topsurgery #trans #transition

My top surgery is scheduled for August 14th!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still trying to raise funds to help with this, please share if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/elias-need...

i hope everyone in this office is happy to have me coughing and sounding like i have covid in the background of all their calls throughout the day cus my company refuses to just let me work from home 🫠

having ocs makes you love things you didnt used to love. for instance, since i started playing a wereraven i love corvids so much in a way thats not normal.

i love how its so much more important for us to be in the office than it is for us to be mindful of ppl who are sick

its coming up on two weeks now that im constantly coughing and i fucking hate it here

grateful that @royalkayla.bsky.social has the same fucked up sleep schedule as me so we can theorize about our D&D campaigns in the wee hours of the morning

im beginning to think this cold is actually bronchitis cus this is ridiculous. I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

i have 3 types of ttrpg characters: -happy go lucky friendly with trauma -sad goth lesbian with trauma -bitch with trauma (NEW!)

I LOVE ALL MY FANS BUT GOTTA GET THESE NUMBERS UP

every time something like this happens i think of what toni morrison said

ah good the cough is no longer productive :S we love that!

The consistent theme of only bringing up Haurchefant in terms of his death and not of his life by the FFXIV marketing for shock value and cheap emotional marketing just seems to echo the growing trend of apathy towards their own game and it really does suck.

sometimes you go an entire act in a game before you realize a very integral nuance to the plot and then you go “OH. OH NOOOO”

i am in denial of the end of act 1 of clair obscur no one talk to me

the worst part of a bad cold is the swollen lymph nodes and yall can fight me on this i will always be right…. anyway, we’re on hour 4 of trying to sleep but failing cus of my entire face and head being sore :)

thats my favourite pass-time yknow? the silencing of women…. - @isze.bsky.social

my bf called me a psychopath i dont feel safe here