Usually I think people are exaggerating about universes beyond in mtg but this is too far...

"And when I say "doll" I don't mean an actual doll, I mean it in the way transgender people use it, which is more meaningful, I think."

wolfgang puck sounds like algospeak for a furry gangbang

oh, you're gonna go grab the lube? while you're up, do you want to grab some sprockets and widgets too? maybe a cog or gearbox? what do you mean you're "kicking me out" and I "killed the mood" because i "don't know how sex works"

i fuck like a freight train: in the middle of the road, interrupting your morning commute

gonna tell my kids this was I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

i think death grip underestimated her when he said "Gaga can't handle this shit"

so happy for hieronymus bosch and where the wild things are for producing a suitable heir

pussy that will trim your armor if you follow me north of varrock

is whippets straight people poppers?

was aristophanes like seth macfarlane

they just ain't naming people cameron like they used to

who up foreclosing the name-of-the-father

Hi there folks! My upcoming game, The Undying Sea, has gone up for wishlisting on Steam this morning! I'm a bundle of nerves as it's my first major release, but if you like moody exploration experiences you should check it out! store.steampowered.com/app/3797040/...

republicans calling any judge they disagree with an “activist judge” is great framing from a political perspective and democrats should absolutely co-opt that language about far right judges

its called an EP because they woulda made a full album but they got eepy

when this goes on steam soon you gotta wishlist it then when it releases you gotta buy it... ♡•*°*•._.•

I finally have all of the puzzles done for my first 3D game. I'm exhausted but really happy to have them done. It's mostly clerical stuff and re-tooling the settings menu and I can start properly talking release dates and such. I'm over the damn moon rn.

Bunnies get the job done 🐰

Playing through Shin Megami Tensei for the first time and I'm really enjoying it! So naturally I broke my hand drawing because I can't stop thinking about it.

Reminder that I do dev updates over at: www.patreon.com/DeviMetric alongside zine releases, art, and other romhacking / video game posting.

A lot of big breakthroughs dev-wise this week. Have interactables up and running, alongside one of the first puzzles and a lot of improved collision. Still a lot to do, but I can see the shape of it now.

Still a lot of small scale decor items to toss around but overall level construction is finally done on the current game! If you've been wondering why the radio silence, it's because of this thing! I've been extremely busy!

loved your manifesto -- hope you get help

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇 #b3d

trans girl who gets bottom dysphoria because she can't fake orgasms for her boyfriend

If this mf Godot don't show up soon

born in the wrong generation </3

My experience with backshot roulette seems way different than y'alls...

me after winning the after-work mario kart tournament against my coworkers (i will not be invited back

"how to make child get rid of itself" shit- "GODOT how to make child NODE UNINSTANTIATE IN GODOT"

...so, is there a mistress signifier?

i fear the mime killer or whatever

you know what, fuck you- *encapsulates you in an abstraction*

if i was orpheus i simply would have used a mirror or an elaborate tin can and string telephone system

Been experimenting with some new stylistic stuff the last few days thanks to a very thoughtful gift. Here's a Kingdom Hearts inspired piece I finished up this morning after work out.

events? brother, they're unfolding

I keep that mf thang on me

I've said it before: I would have *crushed* during RNA world.

why'd they call it stationary when i'm always moving paper

'all things considered-' dont believe you what about a capybara doing a kickflip, einstein

When she only wants to communicate long distance with 19th century maritime visual signals🚩🚩

*trying to blend in with the post structuralists* "anti-oedipus? yea, same - i hate that guy"

(more efficient per-wheel)

commuter unicycle

i'm pressing the post button