I feel bad for people who don’t like sports

Sidny Lopes Cabral setting up that shot

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wai is this Gauthier revenge?

5 x 18m hooooly

Wait wait wait JJ Peterka's initials are for JOHN-JASON?? This is outrageous! I thought the Bruins were getting a bona-fide German! Send him back, he's defective!!!

I'm all for player empowerment and ability to move but these guys signed long-term deals, served as captains for their franchises, and then experienced the tiniest bit of success and decided they want to throw all that away to go play with their friends in Florida

[30 second spit take]

This was adorable and very respectful to Taylor Hall, who was a Boston Bruin.

Congrats to the Golden Knights, who got EXACTLY what they deserved: the single worst goaltending performance in Stanley Cup history. Puck don't lie.

As an old ass SBN writer, this one was for the nerds.

Congrats Canes! Fuck you, Carter Hart! Cryin bitch.

Nah that doesn't count

At last

Oh come the fuck on now

Extra give-a-shit points for getting to yell "Fuck you, Carter Hart!" after every Canes goal.

Ice hockey fun

Amdersen made a ten bell pad save in that McDonough /did not call/, and I immediately switched over to the ASL feed. It's awesome. Please watch it.

All time crowd pop in Raleigh (heard it because the ASL broadcast is great)

people are gonna complain about the habs goal that was offside but the guy was offside so i don't know what else to tell ya

He did it. Morgan Geekie breaks Auston Matthews' record for most goals by a player exactly matching his own jersey number. Rest easy, Duane. You too, 2020 me. (But not you, Glen Murray. Screw Glen Murray. He knows what he did.)

Israel has bombed the moon, claiming it's not part of the ceasefire.

Wonderful, but how the heck did the Grand Canyon fit into a courthouse?

Godspeed Artemis II

John Gibson... not so much.

Jeremy Swayman.

RVH was a very weird selection there for Gibson

James Hagens is a Bruin

Good lord, this TBL/BUF game is wiiiild

Hell yeah

Four days later, Charlie Mcavoy is the first player to say the word "sorry" for laughing at the joke.

Incredible episode, go listen.

I guess this means he's fully committed to the Sabres for his entire career

Had a little hope for Charlie Mcavoy, given he wasn't seen in the locker videos and marched in the pride parade. Alas.

"Everyone's giving us backlash" Yes. Yes, we are. Would you perhaps care to reflect on why that might be?

I repeat: Professional men's hockey players are the stupidest motherfuckers you know. Many of them have half-baked political opinions, and they do fall on both sides of the aisle. I guarantee many of Canada's players would play golf with TFG if they had the chance. They don't represent anything.

MacKinnon is probably the second best player on the planet, and I know he's likely been badly sick for this whole tournament, but man you cannot say this after missing that empty net AND getting bodied by Werenski immediately before the GWG. Just first class sore loser whinging.

I don’t want to hear about Connor Hellebuyck’s play in big games ever again.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

FFFFUCK

Megan Keller suiting up?

Hold onto your butts

Mcavoy for Vezina

Biggest period of men's hockey ever?

Binnington 0 for 1 let's goooooo

Good morning, hope you have an uneventful, peaceful Sunday everybody.

Tage

White shoulder yokes are diabolical

Nice to see Sam Bennett's goalie specific sadism fetish back in action

MEGAN KELLLLLERRRR