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I uploaded this game I made in 15 minutes to my friends server and they thought I got hacked

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

an electric shaver is like a lawnmower but for your body

sorry [sexual]

*applies large smear of slippery glop onto the street* heh, this will for sure crash a cars, or maybe even a really fast guy

If you ever meet someone who claims their the biggest fan of viscous sludge be sure to let them know Earl would like to have a word

I can't finish without thinking about hardwood flooring

the Gender Dragon

Count glopula: fwaa ha ha… I’m and going slime you

base ball is so gay like why are you doing all that? for base ball points?

Me: what’s two squared? My fruity calculator: 💅 three

Why is nobody talking about this

Can someone Stable Diffuse a crisp glass of water? I am quite parched!

whenever i get overwhelmed by how disappointing peggle 2 was i microwave a metal spoon and watch it cast spells in the microwave until i feel better

the peanut butter gamer must be exterminated once and for all

I would TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS

Jobs are dumb why can’t i just fap and play rougelikes until i’m killed by war or disease

the b

make sure to open these when you're playing the new deltarune chapters so that gaster can effectively Communicate

how kind of the us to provide the experience of feburary 24th 2022 to their country too

Hi guys its me googleballs.com and im on bluesky 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

made a collab part

2026 will likely be another year of waiting for me.. but it's one year closer to leaving this hell country. so, as usual, my new years resolution is to simply survive

i don't listen to enough new music regularly to make a 2025 released albums topster. but what i CAN do is make an albums i've listened to in 2025 topster. so here it is

It's the future. You're watching a video essay, playing fortnite, and jerking off to porn all at the same time. You start weeping. Why? Because you nutted BEFORE you figured out if "spongebob was in hell" or not. Oh, what year? 202...6

I am doing stupid things

hmmm what to do on new years....

I'll never pass up the opportunity to milk the fact I was the person that had the "Mario 64 Dream". I now sometimes see it reposted on specifically Instagram

stream lurker #art #oc

i hate it when a song gets so stuck in my head that listening to it once isn't enough but looping it would very quickly tire me out. they should invent music you can't get tired of

balls

i am Yugoslavia

lots of things going on in this brain tonight. unsure where jade is now

doll..

important www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnC_...

i don't listen to enough new music regularly to make a 2025 released albums topster. but what i CAN do is make an albums i've listened to in 2025 topster. so here it is

i should listen to every album ever made

every time jhu87fxsfhpplj9 posts new art of a 2kki world i've been to it's always such a special feeling

古代石盤世界/Ancient Stone Plates #ゆめ2っき #yume2kki

lonely bun

i just wanted to play Santa

🧽 Sponge or Lime #5 🍋‍🟩 Today I guessed ✅ CORRECT... Could you match me?? oat.zone/f/sponge-or-...

guy who's only seen limes looking at a lemon for the first time: getting a lot of lime vibes from this one

A mysterious signal... an unknown holiday... What is "Christmas In July", and can it be repurposed for December? Does anyone know where I can buy a Blu-Ray player for under a hundred bucks? All of these questions answered and more, as we are now ReReDoin in December!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOhp...

YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

merry christmas everyone. to get into the jolly spirit i have thus far spent the entire day crying