the person who first came up with the word "pawjob" must've felt soooo smart

thank you cloudflare for so thoughtfully providing the roskomnadzor experience to the rest of the world

never beating the orange allegations

It’s hard to be a woman in male dominated professions (like serial killing)

IMPORTANT A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk. DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!! If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks! BE SAFE!!!

you've gotta have a better status suggestion than this discord

israeli radiohead fans: he's right… what the hell ARE we doing here? pudding trent reznor: my whole existence is flan gucci mane pronouncing “hoxhaists” korean squ does anybody feel like this is the only universe where they found a way to survive korean squidward

hate to say it but can we go back to brands calling themselves stupid millennial baby word names like ooby, quby, pupi, bobi. if i google the definition of another english word only to have to bear witness to the fact that it's been co-opted by a los angeles based tech startup i am going to lose it

oh no... i dropped my controller... 👟👟 i dropped my controller... i dropped👟👟my controller... 👟👟 i dr

why do modding apis feel the need to try to catch pirated copies anyways. do they feel a compulsion to "support the developers" by doing that? is it simply because they're exhausted of simply providing support to pirated copies? then why not just print out a warning and continue??

buying a plush any time someone fucks me and sending them pictures of it monthly and forcing them to pay pup support

this is the coolest album ever btw tap the fuck in

steam machine de la abuela

my hot take of the day is if your community is referring to the space's rules by the rule number then you're doing something wrong

i found the secret Linux kernel setting that jerks you off and i can't figure oug how to turn it off

i'm a girl and everyone loves me

fucked up that macos just lets you put an NSView in there. you could run DOOM in a menubar if you really wanted to anyways that's everything!! waow!!

how do i do more than 1 action per day the lack of energy is seriously starting to get to me

graph where the amount of my time spent on youtube shorts inversely correlates with mental health

deer who wears tuning forks on its head as "antlers" for gender reasons and has the unfortunate side effect of hearing ....Things

i'm sooo tired of people pretending a company's stocks falling is indicative whatsoever of its internal state. this is not what stocks do

Yume Nikki PS1. Demo out NOW! It contains two dream worlds to explore. You can run it on a real PlayStation 1. This is a fan game. I put a lot of love and care into it. I hope you enjoy it. #yumenikki #ps1 #psx #gamedev #homebrew

the temptation to qrt takes i disagree with is strong. but i must resist. i must find the strength to keep myself from picking fights with strangers

tf2 is so unserious

if any moots need a PDS to migrate to i'm offering mine up since it's stable now. just DM me here or on discord and i'll set it up

The #Blender1.80 can produce mind-boggling effects.

They reached 1000 hours in the vc

bunny suit

i beat my first GM+1 map :) very difficult but very fun www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkyb...

does a little twirl and falls over cutely

AI games are going to be amazing (sound on)

day 4.5(?): new vibrator just dropped. disable google play services and wait for the barrage of notifications. you will cum instantly

absolutely adore the trend of theorizing what karl marx would think of modern inventions. i too would love to show karl marx a labubu. i want to show him my youtube shorts feed

for those new to the stream oatmealine stands for oatmealated line segment

i forgot to post abt this but i've recently decided to invest into making celeste qol mods. check this thing out gamebanana.com/mods/628726

Experiencing interruptions? Find out the exact current location of YouTube's CEO

plural stocks on the rise 📈

++ doll

every social media site should have this thing where if your ip is american if you mention any other country in a post it asks you to locate it on a map

gift from emma

i feel some sense of relief with oatmealine gone. bad identity completely fabricated rip it into shreds

ahhhh i really hope the replacement network module for my laptop arrives soon... i want my lappy tappy back...