What’s corporate for — bitch what you just sent me is what i just told YOU is outdated. Look at my attachment

Dunkin’s iced tea is no longer $.99… 😭😭😭😭😭

… and I’s….

Ughhhhh please don’t make me say I support Jimmy Kimmel

I thought republicans were against cancel culture?

Everyone acting like he was anything more than a popular YouTuber …

Buried the lede. Michelle Wu ended his campaign when she beat him by <49%> in the primary on Tuesday.

I think it’s time we all go back into lockdown. It’s too much going on

Release the Epstein Files

This was so nice! Kira and her wife gave my painting some nice compliments :D watch the video here 🦆 youtu.be/AC16g65ChXw?... #federalduckstampcontest #federalduckstampcontest2025 #ducks #woodducks

This will be my sign at an upcoming protest

MAKE CHUCK SCHUMER AND HAKEEM JEFFRIES UNEMPLOYED AGAIN

If you can’t make it from scratch store bought is fine

SVU.

Sent a warning notice to students that I definitely notice their highly formatted, generic and repetitive discussions posts — alluding to their use of a generative AI — and wouldn’t you know it I’m getting better posts and replies this week. Amazingggg

“Defend the District” protest and Go-Go concert against Trump’s takeover at 14th and U St:

Make cemeteries picnic destinations again

I don’t think I’ve ever shown you lot my toast tongs. Behold:

No I DoorDash the grocery items I forgot Or do I just order delivery for dinner and call it a day

Back from “vacation” Time to plan my next day off

The Sophia Petrillo Memorial Bridge.

They should remake the joker but he gets away with killing the host bc nobody watches late-night anymore

Cannot escape Gilded Age spoilers ughhhhhhh

In the many years I’ve been up north, Northern Michigan has always felt like a place where things like this don’t happen. Rather devastating to hear about this

Someone has landed their get out of jail free card

New work laptop: YAY All Outlook rules are now broken: 😰😱🤬🫩

Okay okay. I’m the last one to give any kudos to Matt Damon but The Great Wall was entertaining Also PEDRO PASCAL?!

Streaming services I’m beggggging you Allow me to “hide content”

I never have the stomach space to eat all the things I want while in NYC 😭😭😭😭

Democrats have been absolutely useless for a decade. So why should we care what they have to say about Zohran Mamdani or any progressive candidate?

I just wish liberals would fight republicans as hard as they’re fighting progressives 🙄🙄

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies theonion.com/idiom-s...

AHHHHHHHHHHH Literally kicking my feet this morning while still in bed

I do not live in NYC I’ve never lived in NYC But right now all my hope for the future of this world is wrapped up in this mayoral primary race

Van Jones is not someone progressives or leftists care about or listen to 🙄🙄🙄

We needed this when Taylor Swift hit the scene with her pop country….

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Life moves fast so you better walk slow

There’s No Such Thing As A Free Piggyback Ride theonion.com/theres-...

Fascism will prevail as long as the majority of folks are comfortable

Loving Gov. Newsom’s speech! Calling out Trump and the in-action of Congress, especially Speaker Johnson!

Conference hack Take off your badge outside of the sessions so randos don’t talk to you Lesson learned

Wonder how all those 2nd amendment advocates feel about what’s happening in LA right now

High West Whiskey 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Australian reporter Lauren Tomasi was shot in the leg with a rubber bullet by an officer in Los Angeles:

Required viewing for today’s travels

Twelve hours later 😵‍💫😮‍💨🫠🥴

Final Destination understands fan service! Bloodlines was hysterical

Okay but my work love language is when I offer an idea or suggestion And I’m met with the response “Interesting that you mention that because….”

DING DONG