replying ”L” under all my sister’s baby pics

Ciaphas Cain being fully 2m tall is maybe the funniest thing about him.

i’m not much of a Batstan anymore, but the fact that Jason fucked Damian’s mom is the funniest thing bf in comic history and i’m tired of pretending it’s not.

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

who up hels ing their reach (i have become obsessed with a story of failed masculinity and masculine failure again god forgive me.

excited to see the new Avatar tomorrow :)

blessed is the mind too small for doubt

Mighty Nein show review: very good.

my taste in men is literally just “what if Colossus?”

gayfag

ur mom gay faggot

Rocky Horror’s Bar&Grill

beer

i’m so scared all the time for my snake. he doesn’t eat very much and it makes me want to Minecraft.

lumbering is a great way to describe movement

barbarians at the gaytes

Sol Invicthisdick

smugly thinks heterodox ideas

who up bowing they arrow

The respectful pervert

it’s really funny ngl how they make the robovoices on customer service lines sound sad when you ask to speak to a human

2025 nft guy

Avatar: Fire Walk with Me

heightphobic

was Zaladane a mutant? they should have brought her back in Krakoa. give Magneto another kid who hates him.

Avatar pretty good imo. i really like the whale in the second one.

i have no statistics to back this up, but this year’s Packers might be the worst second-half team of all time. a multitude of abysmal last second collapses.

truly a devastating night for me. whatever. Caleb Williams is him or whatever.

Romeo Doubs what have you done… why... why

FUCK!

i’m killing myself in Minecraft

coworker made fun of me for straightening the discard deck st our Christmas party, asking if i was “OCD much” chat, the degree of happiness i felt being able to tell them, yes, clinically was prostate orgasmic.

my wife once accidentally ordered a cooked sushi dish at a restaurant and cried so hard when she tasted it that we had to leave

latest AnyAustin video forced me to confront the fact that i instantly recognize Todd Howard’s head in silhouette.

my company is fucking obsessed with AI shit

if the Packers lose to the Bears, who cares, doesn’t count, half the team is injured, Mickey Mouse rivalry game. if the Packers beat the Bears? oh boy 😏 i can’t lose.

ass so fat classify me as charismatic megafauna

the Onyx Cinder from Skeleton Crew is such a goated ship. from a goated show ngl

victor wembanyama not checking the spelling on that, i believe in me.

coughed and farted really hard while pissing just now.

people will sometimes admit to playing Magic: The Gathering in public. wild stuff.

eating sweet peppers rn. 4/5. great taste and texture (excellent crunch) but mouth feels slightly dry after.

it appears i’ve become fat again. what could have led to this

caught up on some of my Absolute comic reading. good shit.

love drinking beer. one of my favorite activities.

cold

a 👁️

shitting my brains out rn

was reminded of how dogshit the Birdbrain arc of New Mutants is. abjectly terrible.