The Olympics aren't perfect, but man are they fun.

Remember when a radical Biden supporter obsessed with Hunter's laptop tried to assassinate Biden at his own house, all while Biden sent the FBI director to a foreign country to party like a frat bro? Oh wait. That was Trump, the Epstein Files, and Kash Patel.

Stay tuned for the Olympics hockey gala where players dress like kung fu pandas and do trick shots

US MOTHERFUCKING A 🇺🇸🦅🥇

Why is Pokémon sponsoring Olympics hockey intermission?? (I'm not mad, just confused!)

alysa liu!!!

Figure skating is the best sport because no other sport schedules a "just fuck around" segment into its competition.

Not only is it the best performance ever, it's entirely cinematic. Every still photograph is art.

I love being Dutch during Olympics speed skating

Team USA’s Alysa Liu, drawn in the style of the 1888 Goodwin Champions multi-sport set

The nerve to show up at the Olympics wearing GOLD on medal night and then dropping the best free skate I've ever seen to win the gold medal. Yeah, that's what I'm fucking talking about too.

OH, CANADA 😅 🇺🇸

Technology is wild like wym the Miracle on Ice took place during the afternoon in New York and NBC tape delayed it so it would only air during primetime, but now I'm walking around at work watching live gold medal hockey on my tiny phone screen

We'll have to start calling the Bears "CHINOs" Chicago in name only

The van 't Wout brothers podiumed together 🥹 I love the Olympics 🇳🇱

Mikaela Shiffrin wins the slalom gold medal by 1.50 seconds If you add up the winning margins of the winners at the 1998, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, and 2022 women's slalom, you get 1.51 seconds

Then last night they went 7/26 and lost by 17 to unranked Ohio State 🤣 we're so back

Knives Out: "this is just like clue" *proceeds to be just like clue* Glass Onion: "this is just like clue, but dumb" *proceeds to be just like clue, but dumb* Wake Up Dead Man: "this is just like Scooby Doo" *proceeds to be just like Scooby Doo*

Netflix, fix your algorithm. I watched Glass Onion and gave it a thumbs down. This does NOT mean I will "probably love" Wake Up Dead Man.

This French figure skater Lorine Schild skates along to Beth Hart's "Stairway to Heaven" 🔥

2023, 2024, 2026 Dame brings it home! 🏆 Damian Lillard joins Larry Bird and Craig Hodges as the only 3 players to win the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest 3 times! 👏

"I'm gonna do it again next year." "Confirmed?" "Got to." YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST from Damian Lillard 🚨🚨🚨

DAMIAN LILLARD DROPS 29 IN THE FINAL ROUND 🚨 Devin Booker now needs 30 to win the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest! ➡️ smart.link/isywcndohx24...

3X CHAMP DAMIAN LILLARD 🏀🏀🏀

Dame Time ⌚️

10/17 from three at halftime. Badgers lead #10 Michigan State by 17, just three days after dropping 16 threes to upset #8 Illinois 92-90!! 👀

Formal petition to change the English spelling of Kazakhstan to Qazaqstan

So you like watching ice skating but you wish they'd cut out all of those exciting jumps and spins? Try ice dancing! It has a thing called twizzles, a name so delightful you'll forget it's just boring figure skating.

The Patriots have lost a Super Bowl in the 80s, the 90s, the 00s, the 10s, and now the 20s. An all-time legacy of losing.

She's a 10 but she's a 12 🫤

Thank you Seattle 🙏

Give Dickson the MVP you pussies

Drake Maye was the best QB in the regular season but my god he's been ass in the playoffs.

In one night, Lady Gaga sang Mr. Rogers, remixed her song into salsa for Bad Bunny, and performed with Jigglypuff. She can literally do everything.

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

More like Good Bunny amirite

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

How excited was the NBC music producer when they realized the biggest song of 2025 is also the *perfect* song for Olympics promos

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

How did we ever learn not to eat mud before Meta?

The Olympics drones are the new vuvuzelas 🙉

@thekenchilds.com so the luge, (half joking, half serious), does it help to be heavier or skinnier? I assume it's get as aerodynamic as possible and do all the technical stuff perfectly, like how a sumo wrestler doesn't make a good hockey goalie just because he's big

🏀 FRIDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀 Jrue Holiday leads the Trail Blazers to a mighty home victory! Jerami Grant: 23 PTS Toumani Camara: 15 PTS, 4 REB Donovan Clingan: 13 PTS, 17 REB

I love that Netherlands in Italian is Paesi Bassi. Easily the best translation any language has for them. Finnish (Alankomaat) and Russian (Niderlandy) also great 🇳🇱

Ridiculous NFL MVP votes: 2025- Justin Herbert (1) 2017- Carson Wentz (2) 2016- Derek Carr (6) 2014- Bobby Wagner (1) 1982- Mark Moseley (35)

Herbert finished 16th on my yearly QB rankings. I guess I can see the logic in saying he didn't have an offensive line. But you can't vote for a what if. The MVP is the guy who put the results on the field. Drake Maye did that better than anyone.

The Hornets are going to win a playoff series.

Imagine voting for Justin Herbert for MVP, you should have your voting privileges revoked for life.

I can't figure out a scenario where this ends up being a good thing for anybody.

Boooooooo not cool ☹️👎