Dort just airballed?? Lemme turn on this xbox

I’m about to turn this off

Thunder already pissing me off

Love yall. Have a great weekend 🫶🏽

I hope something good happens to you today 🫶🏽

I keep coming back to this pithy 1854 statement by Abraham Lincoln about “the legitimate object of government,” which the Trump administration is undermining by offloading to individuals tasks, including life or death matters, that are more effectively, efficiently and fairly done collectively.

My doctor is taking too long to see me. Gonna put this tissue paper over me and take a nap

I hope something good happens to yall today 🫶🏽

Lack of fear lets you get better at things

We gon come out on top. No worry about it

Let’s get this bread

[human males who havent seen in each other in 10 months voice] “what you been up to” “not shit, same old” “same” real friendship

Sinners is the best movie to come out this year

It feels like a Friday so I’m gonna do some Friday activities

I’m not gon hold you…I need this

I hope something good happens to yall today 🫶🏽

one question i have: who is milking the oats?

Can’t even hear the play-by-play over the “Fire Nico!” chants

Damn Luka :(

I know a lot is going on but I hope something good happens to you today, tomorrow and the next 🫶🏽

Shit is so annoying. Please give outlets and writers the credit and traffic they deserve and help us stay employed.

Happy 15th Anniversary to Adventure Time

They are all doing the Shohei Ohtani commercial thing, which was just confirmed by Kirsten Watson, lol.

Just because things could be worse doesn’t mean they can’t be better

Hope something good happens to you today 🫶🏽

Deactivated Facebook and now I don’t know anyone’s birthday

Wish a good month for you. May you hit your goals and have the breakthrough you need

Drink your water and keep pushing. Don’t let them get you down

When I eventually go bald I’m gonna wear so many hats

I hope something good happens to you today 🫶🏽

People are going to create their own narrative about you regardless of what the truth is. Literally just saw it happen.

Yeah let me delete my data right quick

Linda Cardellini is officially starring as Pamela Voorhees in A24’s #FridayThe13th prequel series

Doctors:

Let’s get this bread

Need to be a tariff on podcast microphones

Need to be a tariff on podcast microphones

I hope something good happens to you today 🫶🏽

Everyone’s not going to have your best interest at heart. You have to be your own advocate for everything

Let’s get this bread

I hope something good happens to you today 🫶🏽

Move your body, hit your goals and drink your water

I hope something good happens to you today 🫶🏽

The show that gave me the confidence to even believe someone like me could do TV. Will be forever grateful to the producers, and also @tonyreali.bsky.social, who models kindness and intelligence in a way that’s all too rare these days.

Mezcal neat

KINGDOM COME DELIVERANCE 2 BABYYYYYY

What video games we playing this weekend?