I can confirm that @klurp.bsky.social is a real person from my phone now.

men in LA are so needy omg get a hobby or a job!!!

just blew a guy who “just got into dudes” and at the end he said I’m better than girls and he’s like “maybe I am bi after all”

going ✈️ LA tomorrow…

need to hire a tax advisor this year bc I have to file in 3 states 😃 this will be fun

I know what I like 🙂‍↕️

my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me

short guys are so fucking hot

I have to pay taxes in 3 states this year 😭

I ordered food at a restaurant at Newark airport and they called my name and some other guy went up and was like “that’s my name but it’s not what I ordered.” turns out his name is Kurt too. what’re the odds I meet another Kurt at the same restaurant at the same airport

can’t wait to be back in SF and not have to come back to NY for 4 months

using my DoxyPEP that I have a 30 day supply of for some reason to treat a sinus infection >>>

the way I took m*lly at 11 PM and was in bed at 5 AM and slept until 2 PM

had to ride the subway home with some guy’s cum plastered to my body hair

no comment

sorry I just don’t trust anyone whose most frequented bar is the Stonewall Inn

going to LA in January :3

damn my body kinda goes insane here

going to Chicago in March :3

nah this is an insane first message to get when landing 😭

it was 60° in SF when I left and it’s 17° in NY… oh this is evil

from a Christmas party to the airport in less than 12 hours 😵‍💫

I swear the dumbest and sickest people fly on planes during the holidays 😭

does a goatee make me look racist? I’m trying to fit in when I go home tomorrow

how do fitted sheets always end up in the craziest scenarios in the dryer

waited too long to book a haircut before the holidays and my barber isn’t available 🤠 fantastic

I… have nothing to do at work until the end of January?? 😭

what if I went to LA in January

Madeon announcing a DJ set in SF right when I change my flights to see Porter in NYC… the world is cruel sometimes…

found out a couple broke up after I asked when they were gonna spitroast me

twink throwback!! I was 22 here lol

ADHD is fucking stupid what do you mean my doctor needs to prescribe me meth so I can hang this print in my bathroom

new Vyvanse dose hit and I’m still in bed playing a shitty mobile game. eh good enough

thinking about sucking on nipples

the vibes at Badlands were absolutely horrible. I didn’t know SantaCon was a thing out here too!!

I’m gonna post this and then go out. keep this video safe while I’m gone! 😘

I’m gonna post this and then go out. keep this video safe while I’m gone! 😘

drooling and precumming a little bit thinking about going to the Nintendo Museum in Kyoto and then seeing Porter Robinson in Osaka the next dat

just remembered that I own North Korean won

I got Nintendo Museum tickets for when I’m in Japan in February 🥹🥹🥹

if u want us to not celebrate the street execution of a health insurance ceo, u must create a world in which we do not want to celebrate the street execution of a health insurance ceo

I had my deviated septum fixed in 2023. not nearly the same, but it cost like $400 each time they stuck a camera up my nose for 15 seconds. after surgery, I went to the ER for continued bleeding and it cost me $600 - more than twice the cost of the surgery, just to get nasal spray

everything sitting right during my night routine

when I top I actually care more about the bottom’s pleasure than my own. in case anyone was wondering 🙂‍↕️

damn this shit hurts!!

being hairy is a curse… why am I over here shaving my upper arms and back!!

coming out as an eggnog enjoyer

this voice note I just got?? 😭😭😭 bro just re-record it

whatever white person invented chicken and dumplings went OFF

me and who