can he be my gf

his final form

SOMEONE SEDATE ME

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor—

The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.

who do i pay to write some filth based on some absolute bullshit i just sent my friend (i cannot keep adding wips to my list)

i would give anything to be stepped on

tiny #wipwednesday for @festtaegi.bsky.social now 🥂✨ why are these two being so weird? 🤨

taegi for wip wednesday?

shhh they’re communicating

YOU STARTED?

aight the chat turned into another fic plotting session pray for rai y'all

she judges me for all the wips and then does this

Thanks... neighboring... app....

they’re having a mother-off

Nice spot for a claiming bi—[FREIGHT TRAIN PASSING SOUNDS]

i’m begging

you know, jin has always used his slutty back for evil. never forget he was the first to show off his little seven by going topless at the beach that time

sharing this message I sent to rai here, we need to do smth about kim seokjin

i quit sharing them because i was attracting normie followers and got scared bc i write p*rn but baby hope and his brother arsonist are doing amazing, they are both 27 days old 💜💜

when i hear yoongi rap again im going to need to be sedated

Cheers, ARMY! Warm hugs from us to you! 🫂🥂 What a way to start our 2026! Thank you all so much for your dedication and time in making GDA voting possible. All our micro efforts produced significant effects, and today we celebrate our win. Congratulations, ARMY! 💜💜

i’ll go first 🤭

BTS ships over time in AO3 public works, looking at all mentions of ships and number of fics that list the ship first (Primo). This plot shows monthly Primo counts for 29 ships from 2016 through 2025. More explanation of individual ship plots here: ao3.org/works/76528861/chapters/201279521

fuck the home buying and moving to another state process holy shit

ik i have many more meaningful responses to this question, but unfortunately, i am a clown! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/68798481

So at just about 8:30 am KST Jin slipped into 2nd place. It will be interesting to see if we have enough ARMY who haven't yet voted today to bring him back. global.prizm.co.kr/story/gda25

global.prizm.co.kr/story/gda25 VOTE JIN! He is in first and we gotta keep him there B

last wip of 2025 is for @jihopefest25.bsky.social! hopefully 2026 will gift us with a lot of creativity and fics!

Yoongi kept wiggling his toes 😭

Hello, if milestones like New Years feel weird, or bad, or you’re struggling right now and it’s hard to feel like the upcoming year can bring anything good, I see you. 💜💜💜 I see you and I’m not going to promise it’s going to be ok,but while the horrors persist, so fucking do we. 🫂

crazy how my life started going drastically downhill basically days after i gave in to bts after nearly a decade, so they really were there for me when i needed them most 😭

Celebrating V’s Bday by giving back 🐾💜 Yeontan’s Legacy can feed TWO senior dogs their special diet for a whole year with The Grey Muzzle Organization. Let’s spread the love! greymuzzle.app.neoncrm.com/campaigns/ye... #YeontansLegacy #CelebratingBangtan #HAPPYVDAY #HappyBirthdayV #V #Taehyung

😭

Chapter 2 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/727633...

HELL YEAH

To bind a steam-heart by @mooniebook.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/64128253 namjinseok 12k Steampunk Sentinel/Guide Literal hurt and comfort Making your great love in a way

i doubt anyone is around to answer this but which is better for some vicious hate sex: spit as lube or cum as lube? if i go with the second option it is going to be so messy and nasty and i’m afraid it’s too much even tho i also know it is not

*insert deranged thoughts here*

omggggggggggsdfhskfhsdfhskjfhskjdfhskjfhdkj

We lost the lead!! Make sure to vote for Jin!! global.prizm.co.kr/story/gda25

SOPE CAT DADS?!?!

✨ AUTHOR REVEAL ✨ The heart behind the hurt: @jiminsleftfootsie.bsky.social Please show them love for the world they shared with us 💖

*in love noises*