my career inspo is tommy dipaulo

happy year of the snake! 🥳🥳🐍🐍

me to my grandkids: what's the sunday paper? it was our tik tok, and the cartoons were the for you page

light falls gently onto dog

I wonder if Chinese natives hear my American accented chinese the way we hear British accents in America

i am one social media scroll away from losing my marbles

LA went from fakest city to realest city in three days flat

its too bad my pussy is too wet to ever need a firefighter to come stick their hose in :'(

my husband and i disagree about evacuating and since marriage is about compromise, yesterday we left la because its burning and today we go back because its burning

wrote this as a kid, still true

nikki glaser crushed it

I know ai was made by men because when they don't know an answer they just make it up rather than admit they don't know (except for the girlies alexa and siri who say "i dont know" and also spy on ur shit)

how did they make moana 2 so bad i actually understand how star wars fans feel now

A true crime pod about who is responsible for making moana 2 so bad

hear me out: what if god was a mushroom in this essay i will

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for once id like to see a gift guide for dads that is not just leather luggage tags and barbecues

I'm not ready to drown, I'm not ready to swim

Just sayin’

I feel like I'm too early to the party here on bluesky

They have a point.

the tiny chef show season 1 is on netflix which means that my writing is now on netflix, this is pretty cool!

Well, when put it that way…

anyone got good mental health/psychology/neuroscience podcasts for an anxious depressive on a long car ride?

from now on instead of saying grace i will be holding space

depressed on main is the new horny on main

i didn't drink enough water for this ultrasound and now im walking around chugging water tryna fill my bladder what are yall up to

podcast genres ranked 1. podcast hosted by a couple 2. gay shit (not couples) 3. podcast hosted by exes (not gay) 4. trauma but funny 5. non-celeb host with celeb guests 6. stuff you can quote to sound smart 7. celeb host with only celeb guests 8. news 9. sex 10. 1-2 white guys talking about movies

i regret to inform you i have resurrected my tumblr

since this is a safe space, here is a picture i took of the northern lights on my iphone i mean come on

the internet was born from cat videos, and so it shall return

bluesky feels like someone hit the reset button on the internet

just dawned on me how in the 2010s i used to go out to dinner in nice restaurants with friends simply to hang out, like the sheer audacity i had to drop $$ on antipasti as an entry level employee when we weren't even celebrating a birthday was frankly, quite impressive

Being new to bluesky feels like showing up to a dance party alone, and liking the cat pictures is like buying a drink at the bar to settle in

My dog turned 8 years old yesterday, hi im here to make friends #DogsofBlueSky

sure ai can steal our jobs but can it steal the declaration of independence

okay checking in, am i early to comedian bluesky or are we hanging out here already

does anyone else see a full moon and immediately have to call a family member to let them know its looking fine tonight