This article was written for the future, not for the present. The future, when many complicit media organizations will be telling you they were never on board with any of this stuff back in 2025; Vanity Fair can stake a claim now that they tried while it was happening

During the Vanity Fair photo session, Vance cracked: “I’ll give you $100 for every person you make look really shitty compared to me. And $1,000 if it’s Marco.” www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...

Hoping to keep my kids on the Mark Rober YouTube path

Is it just Ohio State now? They'll get the The back if they win the BCS championship? 🤔

Is he going to receive the Bernie Madoff Most Responsible Financier Award soon?

People voted while ignoring the history of white America who has always been anti immigrant (unless it was them) and foreigner calendar.eji.org/racial-injus...

"can I trim my bangs?" Look - I'm not going to hold you back from being your true self. Ever.

Administered FluMist to my kids today. Some coverage is better than no coverage. This flu season is expected to be brutal. Giving them a shot is a steeper hill than the nasal spray. Hoping it's enough

Nice nod to 6 -> 7 on the live event

Yup. Always worth remembering that natural does not equal harmless. 💯

Quick reminder that anthrax, ricin, and botulinum toxin are also "natural."

For a moment, thought the TCU mascot was the Horndogs.

At least he's stopped talking about Tylenol. All it took was a Kimberly-Clark buyout, and suddenly it's no longer an issue. Weird. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Margaret Brennan is ineffective as an interviewer.

Some people just can't help themselves from continuing the division. If we spent half as much time building community as we do pointing fingers, we'd be in a much better position.

Now is a great time to acknowledge that people in different parts of the country are going to want to elect different kinds of candidates. Some want moderates, some want farther left. But of course, most lose the nuance of that immediately.

Hakeem Jeffries seems pretty fricking effective verbally pushing back against CNN nonsense.

Seems like a key piece of info lots of people are missing is that the "clean" CR is only good until November 21st anyways.

Dick "Oops" Cheney is dead. Y'all gona hear a bunch of shit making him sound reasonable & a decent human. Nope. Man was involved in the shady fuckery of every fucking Republican administration from Nixon to Bush II.. www.reuters.com/world/us/for...

A qualified black woman could've had that job, but because of the current environment, we have the white guy Georgia bulldogs bark boy. I loathe that commercial.

He's not that powerful - we're still changing the clocks.

Patients go without needed treatment after government shutdown disrupts a telehealth program abcnews.go.com/Health/wireS... #shutdown #Medicare #telehealth #aphasia #Parkinsons #FTD #Alzheimers #dementia

I have questions for ICE wives.

I hope the game doesn't go too long so the Dodgers and Blue Jays can still go trick or treating at a reasonable hour.

I love kids. I have two of them. They’re amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet. Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times. Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀 #PublicHealth

These two commentators on Thursday Night Football make Joe Buck from 10 years ago sound like a MENSA member. (Honestly, Joe Buck ain't that bad now)

Honestly, y’all hate immigrants and want us to go back to our homelands. Fine. Here’s the deal. Give India back all its money- Trillions to be exact- and I’ll go back. Could you imagine the strength of “third world countries” if we had our resources for ourselves? I can’t even imagine.

This is symbolic. Too many people don't understand how Congress works. The Senate did this, great. The House isn't going to do shit because of Mike Johnson. But yes, at least the Senators know they represent everyone in a state and not just gerrymandered districts

Didn't see all this fire and fury with Bessent that Margaret Brennan is aiming at Hakeem Jeffries.

That's page one in authoritarian playbook really - you bring up imaginary threats and bomb people with them, take over the media so people stay confused on who to blame, and keep them fighting against each other. Such a population is easy to control. People uniting against fascists is not.

Please share with all your friends and family in NJ that we MUST mobilize and vote for Mikie Sherrill. Jack Ciattarelli is against abortion, against gay marriage, has a history of raising taxes, and “agrees with everything the president is doing”. No thank you. We don’t want you in NJ.

Calling all Palestinians Hamas is like calling all Americans proTrump/MAGA or saying all Israelis are pro Netanyahu, or all Russians pro Putin. But there are a lot of people that would prefer we keep fighting with each other. So good job, I guess.

Dreaming up "inciting incidents" to excuse it?

Bonus: some departments have brought staff back to work, but they’re still not getting paid.

And know who's who on the front lines of the Trump administration's mass deportation and mass incarceration agenda:

What is the CIA doing if the military is doing their old job out in the open?

There is something really special about this Indiana team.

Really California? You currently favor a former Fox News Host for Governor? 🤦🏻‍♀️

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

Colombian president says blowing up boats illegal and ineffective. Next article: Hegseth sending aircraft carrier to Latin America.

Questions we never wanted answered but now have answers to: What would it look like if 4 Chan users ran the official White House website?

I went over to the marina this morning during golden hour to try to get some fall photos. I’m really proud of this one. I came across this leaf stuck between the boards on the pier. It was fun framing this so the fall colors would appear in the background.

I think one of the most interesting aspects of today's news is that the Mafia is still around?!

Thanksgiving is coming. Y’all need to start making a game plan because people are being disappeared, the People’s House is literally destroyed, and it is quite literally up to the whites to stop this. Course correction begins with your friends and families. Start having tough conversations.

I've watched so many TikTok videos of women documenting what narcissistic, abusive men do to their homes when things don't go their way that I know exactly why and how this happened.

Had to take a damn minute for myself. Anyway, please talk about where we are and heading. Prioritize it in your daily conversations. Most of the time, its not about what you are saying, its how you are saying it.

“We are in a security crisis.” Watch full live at #SecurityBrief on Substack.

He pardons people for the crimes he's guilty of

Assuming the boats are transporting migrants? It's not drugs...

One of the things that's hard about being autistic is that usually when you get pushed over the edge into a meltdown, the thing that pushed you over the edge isn't the reason why you're melting down BUT BOY HOWDY THAT'S THE THING YOU'RE MELTING DOWN OVER.