I'm backing any team now that is not Argentina. Spain: great place England: birthplace France: have them in a sweepstake So there

They just played Vindaloo at the gym Are u avin a laff

everybody’s parasocial relationship with Haaland is so funny because he looks and acts exactly like every imaginary friend character in classic children’s media, real strong my friend etc

I mean, sure, if you’re a fan of it, but there’s a time and a place.

Wait hang about.... Ann Widdecombe was murdered????? Potentially????? I was wondering why the news was so vague about cause of death.

There's a reason we pay extra to fly with literally any other airline. Bloody hell! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bonnie Tyler, best known for her hit single ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart,’ has died at the age of 75.

With trans rights under attack as never before, we need to show our support for the trans community. Will you join us? goodlawproject.org/s/d23a8a

All that pomp and drama for him to not resign from his own party, just his role in Clacton (which he hardly visited), and has ignited a by election in Clacton Which he is going to stand in. Costing taxpayers £200k. WTF. Farage, a shit eating frog faced twat, the biggest tit in UK politics.

wait is FARTY FROG FACE FARAGE ABOUT TO GO?????

Belgium has eliminated USA from the World Cup.

Oh France has to win now because they have Daft Punk as their goal song 🤩

OH I MADE TIFFIN LAST NIGHT BTW and I took it to the Scottish lady who works in the dept down the corridor, and she tried it and was like 👍 so now I know I made a good tiffin 🥺

WHAT!? 😱 Norway beating Brazil and now THIS? 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Discovered Rosanna Pansino on YouTube. What a ray of sunshine she is 🥺 Also she looks incredible for 41. Millennials don't age 😜

No offense to france whatsoever but i cant listen to the national anthem without laughing because monty python used it in their sketches and it always brings a smile to my face

Oh... Canada... 🫂

Only gone and manifested that bloody mandela catalogue film didnt I? While I'm at peak power I'm gonna manifest Charlie in a West End play come September.

'The Mandela Catalogue' movie is in the works • Based on the viral horror YouTube series • Series creator Alex Kister will direct the film • Steven Spielberg will produce (via Deadline)

I was right to switch allegiance from PlayStation to Nintendo

Ok if I wanted to change our national anthem how would I go about it. I've had enough. It is awful. We gotta upgrade this rubbish urgently

Nephew quit his job after only weeks of being hired (because he didn't like it/the people idk - he wasn't being bullied or anything). He thinks he'll get another job easily. Kid, listen...your aunt is gonna have several strong words...

Dreamt Charles Edwards was in a new season of IWTV. He was, by day, an charming tour guide with floppy Celebrimbor-like hair But by night, he was a sex crazed vampire The trailer showed him half naked in bed with a woman, baring his fangs at her It was all very hot

I have to drive through the city centre in peak hours with more traffic than usual cuz ppl are leaving work early thanks to the England match being on at a stupid time can't wait

Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber

France are bulldozing everyone in this contest.

Serious post If you have friends who still stubbornly remain on X Twitter, please tell them to jump over here, or at least don't use the platform any more? Elon has been using it to promote a neo-na/zi movie.

Found out the FAB lolly was invented to coincide with the success of Thunderbirds in the 60s. I THOUGHT it was just a weird coincidence how a lolly could be named after the FAB catchphrase. Mind's blown.

David Walliams. Was devastated at first, until I found out he was an odious creep so I consider this a badge of honour.

Didn't realise there was such a huge Pokemon community here ahhhh Now I've got a Switch I can play all the Poke games I missed post Nintendo DS. Which of the mainline titles should I start with, or should I hold back until Wind and Waves?

Just cried whilst playing a pokemon game dammit

heavens have opened!! we have rain!!!

Glad that AI-loving charles edwards fan has pretty much abandoned her insta/bluesky/tumblr account(s) and retreated to her hole on tiktok where she can stay and rot for all I care. Anyone who freely posts genAI doesn't belong in online fandom space (don't count TT cuz it's full of bots and it sucks)

lmao the amount of money invested in GTA 6 you'd think they could afford a few million discs for physical copies.

Either Keir Starmer is resigning or I've got a new scratching post.

should just have made larry the cat pm from the start. he's now outlasted 6 leaders

Another day, another new prime minister for the UK 😅

Got into a convo with a Danish guy (he started it) at a grillwd cheese place, and by the end we were sharing a plate of chicken tenders as he couldn't finish them. Am dating a Dane now apparently 😂

Advice for future: NEVER take the train whilst Parklife is on unless you enjoy sitting in a sardine tin with hundreds of teens 🫠

In honor of his sacrifice I'm gonna make Brimby my pfp going forwards Vote for your favourite Celebrimbor below. Whichever gets the most likes becomes my pfp. ⏬️

Still delulu thinking charles is gonna get cast in this, i need someone to tell me a flat out NO then I can stop dreaming

Good heavens this skybox 😍

I need everyone to know how kind Charles Edwards is as a person irl. Like seriously. Can I gush? I need to gush ;-;

BOTW started off great, but I HATE this tutorial section. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh please get good

Some ✨️gay✨️ moments from Best of Enemies (2022)

This game is so cute I can't 😭 I bought Zelda ready to go but this was under £2 on the eshop so...

Switch moots Need y'alls friend codes 🥺❤️

Happy birthday to me indeed LMAO

Golly gee whiz this is very thrilling indeed

Hello. It's my birthday today. Am in work 🫠. Send blorbos. Thank you.