THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Is anyone using the “miracle” of AI to like cure cancer or is it all just George Washington deep fakes and shitty music.

World’s largest gathering of Boss Hoggs.

Give a monkey a fish and you’ll never work a day in your life.

This new Clooney movie might be brilliant, but I just can’t picture myself sitting down to watch a couple hours of rich/handsome guy enui in 2025. Read the room.

"I'd also give myself a scratch-n-sniff sticker that says 'Grape Stuff'... not that the commies at Politico would report how good it smelled or what a good job i did scratching it."

i feel like you put a close-up of a hat and the words "tom" and "crossing" on the cover you're gonna get some Miller's Crossing fans all worked up for no reason

when your christmas tree has grown out of all proportion and you need help battling some sort of rat monarch that has invaded your living room.

“Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this -- partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.” -- Douglas Adams

Why did everyone decide to get super into snoopy in the big coat this year

Hang on. Is Andor just a star war Blake’s 7???

Town’s the fish, people are the barrel. Fish in a barrel.

Trump has *added* more illegal immigrants than he’s deported. Let me prove it to you.

someone needs to edit this so he's listening to Wazey Waynes from The Chair Company. "They're hillarious!"

The lack of a ceiling is the problem.

Finally watching through Blake’s 7 and, holy shit, have y’all seen Saymon?!?

imagine the peace in the world if trump was a fan of something good like The Nice Guys.

Definitive Space Balls ranking. 1. Space Balls

An absolute shame that English Teacher had been cancelled. Howling at the Looper Recruiter episode.

CM Punk new tattoo when

"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."

Prez out there rescinding tariffs that he didn’t have a right to impose to begin with.

I hope an aux cord was involved.

JD Vance strutting around the White House today because suddenly the couch fucking rumors are quaint by comparison to what's flying around.

Free Patton Oswalt.

ohhhh. is THAT why he's constantly doing that double blow job dance that he does?!?

i, too, am like a Lana Del Rey song come to life in that i play video games

The fact that it’s hard to find out what everyone is talking about because any google with “Clinton” and “blowjob” in it yields skewed results.

no one needs to take dietary advice from Peter Griffith

big news day

about goddamned time

"you see this nickel? it used to be a penny."

thoughts now cost a nickel. #trumpflation

who wants to take a bet on which war he's about to get us into to distract from these emails

"Well, everyone knows Bond died after being poisoned and blown to smithereens on an island fortress owned by Lyutsifer Safin. What this new movie presupposes is... maybe he didn't..."

Kind of a big day today. Updated my @letterboxd.social top four. So… I got that going for me.

"You make me laugh, Tommy. What were you going to do if you caught me? I'd just squirt a few, and then you'd let me go again"

i'm not sure the "i'm not evil, i'm just inept" is the defense you think it is, Chuck.

To be fair this could just as well be in the window of an adobe illustrator user.

It’s @letterboxd.social Friday so here are #LastFourWatched. Heavy on the Bud and Lou. i've seen these guys best a mummy but somehow they are outsmarted by both a horse and then later a seal.

yes, but has he escaped the plug bag? anyone know? @jadomian.bsky.social? anyone?

Bear is driving! How can that be?! #abbottandcostello #clerks

i don't know about "best" but the one that got stayed with me and gets me hyped every time i see it is the end of Superman.

Computer: Enhance

"a source familiar with lunch"

I'm seeing a lot of people say really mean things about Dick Cheney today and, honestly, it's not enough. I want to see more. Fuck that war criminal piece of shit.

"i have the same combination on my luggage!"

"highly polished statuary marble"

have you seen the renovations to the lincoln bathroom?

i can't believe this show has been on the air since 1979. what an achievement.