There is no way *this* post should appear on micro.blog unless something both weird and stupid is going on there. #NeedlessTroubleshooting

micro.blog stop stealing my silly Bluesky posts

Way behind on my cheese. Gotta stop filling up on useless vegetables with their stupid nutrients and vitamins.

100% of my Xmas gifts are chocolate. I eat under 40g of chocolate a week because it gives me awful headaches. I’ve got about 6 years’ supply if I don’t share.

Voice actors. Protect yourself from getting your voice stolen by AI companies the same way I did - by not getting any work for twenty years 🤣

Well today’s fun. Hundreds* of messages, no idea who any are from. *-ish

‘Tis the season to remember this classic tweet

The micro.blog page for my domain has somehow changed from using the RSS feed (its original and stated behaviour) and hijacked this unrelated Bluesky feed instead. Which looks even more ridiculous without context. 🤣

Turkey is in the oven, lxds.

Next year, when I have just one xmas sandwich, I know which one to pick.

Just deleted them all. Seems easier.

I am like thirtytwelve years old and have not learned that such a light meal is not sensible when consuming alcohols and should have just had a massive plate of chips

Chicken salad for dinner? Yes. Because Yule starts tomorrow and that’s a ten day carbathon.

meanwhile it's all cracking off in Derby. man tries a slightly different Jacket potato, enjoys it. What a bombshell to go to bed on

It’s cold with no hair. We need to make hats a thing again.

Can we get cancelling shitfucks before they earn millions of pounds? When they realise all the decent people won’t listen to them anymore they invest their time and money in to appealing to the not-decent people instead.

Price of milk’s gone up again, lxds

This morning I had approx 10h of work to do and 14.5h left do to it in. Guess which 10h the work will fit in? That’s right, the last 10. #ProcrastinateKing

Shaved off all my hair and bloody Arne Slot was staring back at me. Lost about 5 minutes saying Dutch things in the mirror like a normal person.

Bought £100 of pretend money on 1 Jan. Estimated return was +44% 🤣

Guess who hasn’t done the thing he mixed up and has to be done on/before the 18th? 😁

I have sent one email today (busy busy) and signed it “El Pollo Crujiente” (I think that’s ’The Crunchy Chicken’, my Castilian is not very good)

Started signing work emails with Mexican wrestler names. Particularly fond of “El. Capibara Loco”. Nobody’s commented. Bunch of squares.

I think everyone talking about Russell Tovey shagging fish is a tv thing? But I don't really want to search about this, for obvious reasons

Rando playlist just got me for my seventh #Whamtastic point. Playing against someone who works in an office that has commercial radio on all day, and am currently in third place (out of three).

I’m not very good at the Sega Play Station, but even I can get something out of the Newport County lads. Victory in the battle of the awful home strip exhibition match.

I’m following a price on a niche item on the Lenovo website, and the highest it’s been for all of 2025 was during the ‘Black Friday’ [sic] sale. 🤣

Puzzles? Puzzles! inkwellgames.com

New to me, and mildly interesting: AT-Protocol (Bluesky) powered blogs*: leaflet.pub/home *publications they say, but it all looks bloggy to me, also newsletters (soon?)

Also going to dig out my Game Gear for a full on retro weekend

I have my cassette! I still need to find my power cable though. And some glue. Just to take the edge off.* (*make a minor repair to the case, cheers Royal Mail, son’s crying now)

DNF “Anathem” by Neal Stephenson as I got really annoyed after 2 paragraphs of the “note to the reader” at the start 🤣 Think I might be a bit grumpy. Might try again when I’m in a different mood. What’s good to read when you’re grumpy?

Check soccer scores, swear at Derby County, go to bed.

Was about to get a tv licence so I could watch 6N rugby at home in Feb but checked the mail and the tv licence cunts sent a threatening letter so can’t do it now because that’ll look like the letter worked. 🤷‍♂️

I bought a cassette! Now to find a power cable and hope that the cassette player will still work c.23 years since the last time it was used.

Sometimes people make a post like this and it's a bit 'yeah, that was one of the dozen likely things'. This however is truly insane.

do we reckon it's every time or just special occasions? Sunday shits / Easter / Wren Day

tfw you're doing all your admin shizz and find something that you had down to be done on/before the 18th actually has to be done on/before the 8th. On the 7th of the month. Lovely.

godspeed, spacekitty

Is Simon Jenner this decade's J P Montford?

Of course it’s all the English people taking the piss out of Wayne for his pronunciation of ‘Macedonia’. Saying it the way the people who live in North Macedonia pronounce it instead of how people in England pronounce it. Keep up the great work, lxds.

This World Cup draw programme infuriatingly shite

All of the the screwdrivers are missing. This is a disaster.

Might work on one of my website/app ideas instead: - sandwich finder - dating site for brunettes who love cheese (everyone they match is me though) - BookWyrm but it sends me reminders to log books instead of relying on me to remember

What should I point my eyes at on the internets?

My favourite screwdriver has broken so the work is abandoned and here I am looking at the internets again

New in Capitalism: Toilet Camera www.kohlerhealth.com/dekoda/

Really thought this said ‘buy a ginger a book’ at first and did that think where you almost snort your drink out your nose

I’m purposely using ‘soccer’ more so when some English person - like those dorks who comment on BBC articles - goes “actually it’s football” I can be mean to them.