gm!!! goose saw 6 runners on our morning walk so he started off the day possessed with all-consuming ancestral rage. don’t be like goose today 🩷

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

this is the second time my neighbors have left one of their car doors completely open overnight (brand new parents, understandable) n it’s v weird and v cool to finally live in a place safe enough for nothing bad to happen to it wowee

once i stop craving caffeine and sugar and new trinkets every minute of every day it’s over for u bitches

LUDACRIS: when i move you move THEM: just like that? LUDACRIS: no. i did not say ‘simon says’. you are out

ⓘ 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚜

me the first time i found seashell sand in pokopia

ugly stinky rude villagers smell your hatred and decide they’re never gonna leave your acnl village ever even if you hit them repeatedly and send them hate mail!!!!!!

Rosie rosie!

someone built the spirited away bathhouse in pokopia! www.reddit.com/r/Pokopia/co...

as a kafka stan, i despise 90% of other kafka stans. if anyone who thinks kafka's shit (he is) needs a scholarly-backed nuke to end a kafka debate, send me the fuck in coach

I feel like this shot I got in Pokopia goes unnecessarily hard

my bsky friends are so cool i wish you guys were real

trying to work but i can’t stop thinking about my fake bookshop business in bookshop simulator

i have an astronomical deadline this weekend so yk i’m think i’m gonna get back into dragon age fics

i’m so happy i got black out curtains n making my room an actual cave with low lighting i can retreat into esp for days like today

real 😅

time to go work my cozy fake job on bookshop simulator to soothe my anxiety

already upset n crying within half an hour of waking up

charon is canonically ugly but i feel like everyone was just lying about it there's no way he wasn't hot

sometimes i wonder if my nsa agent hates me, but usually i wonder if he just feels sad and awkward watching me be dumb every day so he uncomfortably looks away like i'm a dog in a sarah mclachlan commercial

v low spoons today but i love u all x

feeling a blooming sense of temporal dread cos i thought young folks would enjoy 6 foot 7 foot by lil wayne but apparently they think lil wayne is “mom music”

i love getting older but idk if witnessing the passage of time will ever stop being a strange feeling

gm!! ☀️ there’s nothing goose hates more in this world than runners. today he saw 2 ‼️ and angrily guarded me as they ran by have a good day! when you see someone you hate, let yourself be upset n keep yourself safe, but do your best not to resort to violence like goose!* 🦮 *unless it’s a fascist 🔪

blue

every demon wants his pound of flesh #art

i started playing bookshop simulator and i’m pretty sure i haven’t blinked in 3 hours

Zelda💛 #totk #zeldafanart #tloz #totkfanart #zelda

pov, you’re a worm and i love you

i’ve lived alone for 6 months and i feel like i JUST realized i live alone. i’ve been sad cause my big tv doesn’t fit well in my room and that’s my comfiest room but i also wanna game but like turns out i can just. put my big tv in my room anyway and move shit on the floor like who cares!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

i want to have a autistic sensory toolkit kinda thing to bring along with me in my purse but my purse is too small to hold anything. anyone have any suggestions on good purses/bags? i prefer backpacks but i feel very uncomfy wearing them in stores n looking like i’m stealing 😔

steam spring sale is coming for my entire ass

if any mutuals would like to be steam or nintendo friends hmu! 🫧

smol! #eevee • #pokemon • #art

@cathryncreates.bsky.social i’m sending you so much love today. every hug that’s ever happened i’m taking away from everyone else and giving them to you. unless u do not like touch. in which case. i will send you… so much candy… and… money 🩷

— your favourite 💕 ⊹ tree : any pink-flowering tree! 🌸 ⊹ flower : corpse flower 🌺 ⊹ season : fall 🍁 ⊹ tea : hot - london fog ☕️ cold - honeydew boba🧋 ⊹ coffee : shitty burnt waffle house coffee 🧇 (genuinely) ⊹ genre : horror 🔪 ⊹ dessert : lemon cream cake 🍋

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i taught goose to bark just one big scary bark every time someone’s near my door so they know a big dog’s inside. but what they don’t know is that while he sounds vicious, his entire body is stretched out on top of me, getting his tum tum rubbed, and making my legs numb

so i looked at aliexpress for the first time

gm! it’s a windy day here in the pnw n while i was walking my dog a big gust of wind started pushing against us! so he was wagging his tail n wiggling tryin to be brave n then he started LEAPING into the wind like he thought he had to swim through it 😭 have a good day! try to be brave like goose! 🩷

guess i’m gonna kick my caffeine addiction or WHATEVER 😒

i forget i have freckles until i sit in the sun for one day and my nose is suddenly in superbloom

*shaking ass in a heroic way*

me, a 10yo who brought home 7 books on french architecture from the library and took color coordinated notes including citations for fun but threw up from stress while attempting a division problem yesterday my mom: yes this is a normal child