Well shit, Florence, you didn’t have to attack me SO personally with “Buckle.”

Crunt [krunt] (n.) - A blow on the head with a club. Used in a sentence: “Elbert, having been the unlucky recipient of a crunt during yesterday’s ballgame with the neighborhood boys, awoke to find a most inconvenient lump he’d soon have to justify to his fretful mother.”

@tkingfisher.com Alex’s joke about Catholicism in What Stalks the Deep made me laugh so hard, I tell you.

Taylor Swift dropping a goofy Size Queen anthem was not on my 2025 bingo card, but to be fair it’s a banger.

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

I hate these motherfuckers so goddamn bad

Catholics spent 50 years in the pursuit of overturning legal protections that prevented countless women from dying in pregnancy or from preventable cancers and infections, but who wants to bet not a single pro-life group will fight to ban assault weapons when one of their schools was just shot up?

I may be acting goofy today, but people need to understand that this is a win for every bookish girl who was told she was “too smart” for anyone to ever love her.

@bydonmartin.bsky.social I see what you did there. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erlking

Speaking as a pro-Union advocate, I applaud the flight attendants of Air Canada wholeheartedly for standing up and striking with the goal of fair pay. But speaking as a travel agent, this week has sucked.

Kind of a long shot, but does anyone know of a cover of Sally When The Wine Runs Out, but in a jazzy/mid-century style (think Laufey)?

Hot take that may actually get me nerd-cancelled, but I genuinely believe it. Snyder and Goyer wasted Ben Affleck as Batman even more than they wasted Henry Cavill as Superman.

Gretel and her babies. I know I said I’d evict before they hatched but damn I pack-bonded. Good job, momma. #showerspider

A look at the rains that took place over Florida today, including the tropical disturbance offshore. The day started out with both the Jacksonville and Melbourne radars offline. Look at what happened when Melbourne NEXRAD came online... This is why we need all the radars up and running!

The better you are at a thing, the more "AI" will be a drag on your time, because it's operating at a lower level of skill than you are, and you have to fix what it does, rather than just do what you already know how to do.

i give it a year tops before some administration account is tweeting pro-slavery propaganda

@jamesgunn.bsky.social Best one-sentence review of Superman I’ve seen came from one of my coworkers. “This is the Superman that the Iron Giant looked up to.” I could not agree more. 🥹

Gunn’s Superman is a man who is goofy, not afraid to be vulnerable, cries and screams in anguish, asks for help when in need, and who just wants to do good for its own sake. He’s just doing the best he can like everyone else. Healthy masculinity for the win.

Insane ask, I know. But if anyone goes to TJ Maxx/Marshalls and buys Poppy brand phone accessories, I will reimburse you to mail me the little margarita glass beads they have on the packaging.

I pay almost $700 a month for medical insurance that doesn't even cover the cost of a blood test. Depending on the increases in my premium, I may have to stop having insurance altogether. Tell me again how this government wants to "make Americans healthy again"?

Yeah I’m a girly girl and love the color but the real reason I want to buy one of those pink tool kits is because it would mean my tools wouldn’t disappear piece by piece into my dad’s workshop. Or at least I’d find them quickly were they to have been “borrowed.”

It’s not your responsibility to police how people feel about you.

Don’t call it "Alligator Alcatraz". Call it a concentration camp, because that is what it is.

Apparently there’s a yuri manga called Eros and Psyche and it’s really fucking up my hobby of searching eBay for vintage jewelry pieces based on classical mythology that I will never be able to afford.

Were @nickofferman.bsky.social’s lines in Fargo written for him or did they just let him do his thing?

Lorde’s Clearblue has me sobbing in my car. So there’s that.

I feel like Amanda especially would appreciate that I purchased my @wineandcrimepod.bsky.social Boston ticket impulsively and while higher than a (purely hypothetical of course) Space Needle.

this court says that allowing EPA to regulate carbon emissions is a "major question" that demands congressional debate. but allowing the president to, with a flick of the wrist, end a straightforward constitutional right is something that must be allowed to stand?

No amount of couture can distract from the Mir-a-lago face.

Weatherly was always a creep, case in point his absolutely predatory treatment of Jessica Alba on the set of Dark Angel when he was 32 and she was 19.

I never want to hear someone say that women are weaker than men, because I just epilated my legs.

Season 2 of Fargo, and Patrick Wilson is perfect casting for young Lou Solverson.

Unless the job opportunity is "Helen in DEATH BECOMES HER" or "sensitivity reader," white men are NOT missing out on jobs due to race or gender. I know it feels like that when the field shifts from 95% white and male to 80%, but me getting hired is not you "losing opportunities."

Happy birthday to the prophetess Octavia Butler. We live in the times she foretold. From her notebooks.

I’m pretty sure I just watched a daddy longlegs give birth (well lay eggs) in my shower. We had an accord until now with the terms being she’d eat any flies, but I’m sorry this house has a strict No Children policy. I feel bad about throwing a single mom out on her pedipalps but rules are rules.

WTF is happening here? #cdnpoli

If there’s one narrative trope I am a SUCKER for, it’s when a kid calls a stepparent mom/dad. So Greta calling Molly “mom” took any wind out of my “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE YEAR LATER” sails. #fargo

This checks out after all the horny skeletons Michael’s was selling last year.

The one thing driving me crazy about Fargo season 1 is Molly and Gus driving between Duluth and Bemidji like it’s a 30-minute drive. No. It’s almost three hours as the crow flies. In winter with snowy roads it would be a huge pain in the ass to go back and forth.

Update on the AI thing, I finally received a response and was told I was being “adversarial,” and that “AI is increasingly part of how many organizations work.” Yeah I’m sure that excuse to working in all the panicked emails to Target corporate from their shareholders.

For those curious, no I never did get a response to my email from my company’s HR lead.

Let it never be said I keep my thoughts to myself.