"School shootings are a fact of life," our Vice President, JD Vance. "We have to get over it," our President, Donald Trump. "It's worth it to have [...] some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment," Charlie Kirk. What did people honestly expect?

This is so horrible. It's frankly devastating to see thousands of people wishing death upon the president -- when it should be millions.

If Biden, the man deemed "too old to be President," outlives Trump, it will bring me unadulterated joy, and I do not feel even the slightest bit bad about that. ☕

"Trump doesn't want to be a dictator. Would someone who wants to be a dictator say this?" www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I love how morons quote people out of context, not aware that they are referring specifically to a period of time wherein the likelihood that people may *have* to defend themselves against a democratically elected authoritarian government is very real - and not a generic "guns are good."

Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.

Nothing quite like rushing to the emergency vet first thing in the morning because your dog refuses to leave insects alone. 🤦‍♂️

I'm not jealous at all. 🥲 Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? Of course I'm not jealous of New Yorkers. Pfft. [cries in texas]

Ladies - the next time someone says that women are "too emotional to lead," I want you to punch them in the mouth and say that it was just a "preemptive strike."

For two years I had to listen to MAGA voters cry about, "omg, you can't breathe with a mask on." Now ICE can't seem to function without them. 🙃

This has aged extraordinarily poorly.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has one of if not the best soundtracks I've heard in a game, ever. Pure cinema.

... I fucking love my job.

Me to my financial guy:

ACAB also includes the fun police.

Canada, I have it on good authority that we will cancel all tariffs on Canadian goods if you all can just do something about Tom MacDonald. Just sayin'. It's something to consider.

Do you have any idea how bad you have to be at geopolitics to drive these three countries to work together? Like, holy fuck.

Pete Hegseth: We're clean on OPSEC.

Again, for the folks in the back, what the fuck is this shit? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

At what point do his supporters start saying, "okay, actually, this is racist." Asking for a friend.

You cannot be a conservative and say, "I'm a fan of small government" and simultaneously be in favor of Trump invoking the Alien Enemies Act.

I guess we're deporting legal green card holders now: zeteo.com/p/breaking-d...

"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is the most ridiculous way to say "our rocket exploded."

Well, finally made the swap to an EV.

Interesting that the index hasn’t been this high since the presidency was occupied by … {puts on glasses, zooms in on chart, checks calendar} … the same guy who’s there today

Pwesident Zewenskyy, have you even said tank you?

Jfc, remember when they said a woman couldn't run the country because she'd be too emotional? 🤦‍♂️

Republicans in 2005: we're red blooded Americans that stand for patriotism! Republicans in 2025: 😭😭😭 pronouns are dumb; stop dead naming the Gulf of America

In case you were wondering, it's humid af in Colombia. Lol.

BREAKING: Mexican President Sheinbaum argues that if cartels are deemed terrorist orgs, then the suppliers of weapons—over 74% of which come FROM the U.S.—should ALSO face accountability for enabling terrorism. As a result, Mexico is expanding its lawsuit targeting U.S gun manufacturers. 🇲🇽

Cartagena is pretty great so far.

If you're curious, this is the complete build: pcpartpicker.com/b/sHVcCJ

In unrelated news, I ran out of fan headers and I still have three more fans to add. 🥲

Someone queue that "I make bad financial decisions" sound.

.. 🤦‍♂️ this isn't a colossal waste of money and time or anything.

"Immigrants bad (expect white Afrikaners)!" "DEI policies bad (except for white Afrikaners)!"

Well, obviously if I don't buy this Radeon 7900XTX and 7800X3D now, I'm losing money. Because, ya' know, tariffs and stuff.

"Trump is gonna' take care of vets! Trump loves vets!" Why, then, when I log into the VA website, is this just.. gone? 🙃

Casual reminder that in Jan 2021, before handing the administration over to Biden, Mike Lindell was seen at the White House holding documents describing how Trump could enact a coup and declare martial law. In those documents, Kash Patel was named as the "acting" CIA head. 😐 It's always been a coup.

Yeah, I guess everyone flying those aircraft was mentally incapable and there's absolutely no coincidence at all that this happened for the first time in fifteen years once Trump did away with certain policies. 😐

The worst part is that the people that voted for him are still going to refuse to admit that they fucked up.

Don't get my hopes up.

Rolling back civil rights and equal opportunity laws finally let us know when the "again" in Make America Great Again was a reference to.

ICYMI: www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

I wonder what birthday surprises the government has in store for me today.

I'm sure this is perfectly above board and the fact that these gentlemen attended the inauguration has nothing to do with it.

From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.

Literally ended 1965 Civil Rights Era legislation.

16 of the 26 Day One executive orders signed by Trump were ripped straight from the pages of Project 2025. Russ Vought, an architect of Project 2025, testifies before the Senate today as Trump's OMB nominee. Project 2025 was always the MAGA agenda.

According to Trump's "there's only two genders" Executive Order, we're all female now, since male reproductive cells don't form at conception and don't exist for weeks. Genuinely, this administration is full of absolute morons.