I be makin tofu look like the real thing 🔥

Where was seamus last night

How come @bipoc_punk has never once shared Daniel Gustavo Bilbao…

Your head asplode

Aphex Nguyen

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Sunday 1100 hours…my men and i are about to walk into a warzone

If someone showed up with the whole city behind them I’d shit myself

Chicken arise

My foreman said he has never heard of Ramones

Bro you havent been the same since you were struck by a car man whats wrong with you

Why doesnt kroger have cream of sum yung gai

She wanna meet seamus 💃 That bih tried to shame us 🤦‍♀️

Ten million bodies, maybe more

Credit score 820 does anyone want me

Strive to learn everyday

Love, Understanding, Positivity, Self Awareness, Community, Fortnite Battle Pass, Resilience…we these things in mind, we can survive…

3 million bottles of beer on the wall

Chinese counter-strike

The come up and fall off of the soviet union

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

*talking to my boss*: you will not survive WG

Yal think its pride month its fried month #Saturday

Not even fucking joking right now she said she wants some marvin gaye 🙌

I could post a picture of a secret forest in china and ryan oneil would be like “yesss one of my favorite spots”

Holy shit hell just froze over 🥶

Does anybody have anything for me

Hardcore for the freaks *commits war crimes*

Painful noise ensemble of destruction

Whole fucking soccer team is at scotts shawarma 2nd rn

Felix, what do your elf eyes see

We are finally outside

WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt . ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you

Sauteed fucking broccoli 🔥

I started actin different when that no victim tape dropped

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

If i show you an instagram reel in person it means i fucking love you

Okay it turns out war can be beautiful

Going to war today

Why are the birds singing its not even 3 am

Over the past week, my back pain has become so painful that it keeps me up all night, almost bringing me to the point of tears. I am seeing a doctor Wednesday but I fear this might be the beginning of the end. It has bestowed upon me a kind of depression I’ve never felt before

A little bit of Toli in my life A little bit of Toli by my side A little bit of Toli's all I need A little bit of Toli's what I see A little bit of Toli in the sun A little bit of Toli all night long A little bit of Toli here I am A little bit of Toli makes me Seamus

My back is in excruciating pain and its not getting better 🔥

Getting off this app for 24 hours, text me if you need me

Thank you, Seamus! Order #SDUP-029815 received on April 19th, 2025 Order Summary 1 AUTO SEAR - DEMO CASSETTE TAPE Quantity: 1 $6.00 1 NO VICTIM - SELF TITLED TAPE Quantity: 1 $6.00

Why the hell did my TV just stop working? I was just about to finish sopranos 😓

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Do you like me? Can i have five dollars?

Bolivians are the Chinese of South America