Beskjed fra Altibox om endring i kanalutvalget...

Imagine being so unlucky that you need to renew your passport in this time period and have to walk around with the portrait of a pedophile fascist on your passport for the next 10 years...

New online dating app Hannibal...

And the woman spoke unto god "Why to men..", and god interrupted woman "Not all men..", and woman became atheist.

Eidsvåg gjorde dagen min! Helt suverent!

How does lobotomy work for tinnitus? Asking for a friend... #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Freia har tatt Kvikk Lunsj vs KitKat diskusjonen til et mytt nivå... www.tv2.no/direkte/jpyb...

Announcing Polecat: Event Sourcing with SQL Server jeremydmiller.com/2026/03/22/a... I'll happily take any RTs please and thank you! #polecat #critterstack #sqlserver

La den som ordrett husker alle sine chatter for mer enn 10 år siden kaste den første steinen.

Konkurranse #1 for BOARDCON 2026 er nå åpen! Vi starter enkelt, så her er det gode sjanser til å vinne seg en gratisbillett til BOARDCON. Sjekk con.boardit.no for nærmere info!

No. Fuck no. And fuck off and delete your company no. If your distro complies with this I will shun it like the plague... The (paraphrased) statement "collect and provide age info to deliver securely and without privacy conserns to whoever wants to know 'just because'" is an oxymoron.

Uh, @bloomberg.com ,are you ok?

I have probably watched all of Border Security: Australia and I haven't seen any evidence of this...

Post old memes to confuse young people

congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

Something is triggering my @microsoft.com 2fa auth on my personal Microsoft account. I don't know what it is, because MS Authenticator doesn't tell me. And the so called "usage log" on my MS Account website only tells me about successful logins.. What the hell is the point of that?!

I keep trying to click on the thread lines in the @bsky.app web app to collapse them like I can on Reddit..... * wink wink nudge nudge *

Why is nuget source mapping so insanely broken... I think wrangling nuget has been at least 1% of this projects devops-effort...

Fuck the IOC.

Hvis du bruker sånt på babyen din så forhåndsdømmer jeg deg over en usannsynlig lav sko... www.minmote.no/nyheter/a/pB...

For everyone looking for a self-hosted alternative to Discord... It exists, it has existed since the late 80s. It´s Finnish in origin. It has a distributed story already... IRC ... it´s IRC...

TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)

ICE is no longer an immigration enforcement agency. It has become Trump’s domestic army. If my “conservative” colleagues truly believe in small government, they should join us in demanding an end to masked federal agents terrorizing communities across this country.

Når var det @vg.no og de andre store avisene hadde sånn filter på forsida? Var det første gang ostepopen stilte/vant valget? Kan jeg vær så snill å få et sånt filter igjen? Bare for _ALT_ som har med Epstein å gjøre... Det er en dumpsterfire, jeg vet, du vet, alle vet... Men la meg slippe å se

@bsky.oliversturm.com I was at your pattern matching talk at NDC London, could you share the font and theme you were using while presenting? They were extremely nice to read and look at.

Hey London! I am in you, and looking forward to @ndcconferences.com starting tomorrow!

Where is the peoples militia now, you know, the one who has always been used as a reason for not throwing out the 2nd amendment? The one who needs to have guns to take up arms against the government (ICE)? It's time for the states to remove ICE by force. Fucking nazi terrorist group

Just lovely how the new secretary general of NATO, Mark Rutte, has decided that the best strategy is to bend over and offer his ass for the taking to the cheesedoodle in charge.

Soon!!?

On 9 January 2026 mine and my family's lives changed forever. I tell the full story in this video: youtu.be/mNEPSWcOheY If you want to support my family as well as our local community, consider sharing this post, or donating here: www.gofundme.com/f/we-lost-al...

Jeg vil ha direkte tilgang til kontoen min i Home Assistant sånn at et eller annet kan blinke rødt når jeg har brukt pengene mine på dritt fra AliExpress...

I fear that once the first ICE officer is shot or otherwise killed while doing one of these acts of domestic terrorism, it's going to be a ketchup effect. And that's not good for anyone... And I don't think it's if... I strongly believe its when...

If anyone is going to @ndcconferences.com in London I have an extra Heathrow Express ticket inbound sunday Jan 25. and outbound saturday Jan 31.. Someone (read: me) managed to "save money" by pre-ordering... Twice... Price: £15 donation to the charity of your choice... #ndclondon

My children... But to be fair, my wife is more of a godess than I am a cunt, so it's a net positive...

Jeg liker indentifikasjon med BankID på Finn altså... Men hvorfor må jeg gjøre det _hver_ gang? Jeg bruker jo allerede min Schibsted ID for å logge inn... Burde det ikke være nok å bekrefte at jeg er meg 1 gang? BankID er _relativt_ smooth... Men ikke så smooth at det ikke er et ekstra hinder...

I am a very simple man.. This is hilarious 🤣🤣

My Christmas always starts the first time I hear Driving Home For Christmas on the radio, and now he has driven home for the last time. Rest in peace, Chris Rea.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. It's going to be spectacular.

I'm with @richcampbell.bsky.social on this one.... AI is not a thing... It's only AI until it gets a real name and use (ML, LLM, diffusionthingamajig)... Calling something "Our AI doodad" just shows you're either playing for the crows or don't really know what you are presenting...

You guys really need to develop the capacity of simultaneously holding the truth that the colonialist occupation and genocide of Palestine is unacceptable AND violent antisemitism is real Both are true

Thank you Cena! 👏👏👏 Thank you Cena! 👏👏👏 Thank you Cena! 👏👏👏 Thank you Cena! 👏👏👏

Why would Norwegians move from one of the best countries in the world to the third world shithole dictatorship country that is USA under Trump?

Why does he keep taking these cognitive exams?!

I'm bullish on AI, I'll admit that. I'm bullish on AI, but as a tool. I don't want creative AI. I couldn't give a fuck about Sora, I have had some fun with Suno, but just as a gimmick. However, I love using LLM's as a rubber duck for coding. Or as an advanced code generation utility.

Mmmmm enterprise music! Tickles my AdapterFactoryProviderBase right in the interface!

RIP ansatte på Rema 1000 Elgeseter (og sikkert andre) som er en "student hub" hvor en ansatt nå er nødt til å godkjenne ethvert kjøp i "Scann og betal" som inneholder energidrikke...

Share a movie that takes place where you’re from. It's not out yet, but Troll 2. www.imdb.com/title/tt2923...

Hot take.. The new Horizon game from NCSoft is just a generic one-in-a-million asian mmorpg with a - in my opinion - objectively bad Horizon skin on it. I am a Horizon superfan and this does not appeal to me at all.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎