Forza Horizon 6 is so beautiful I cried a little starting it up. @horizon.forza.net

Why can’t an angel just come down, kiss me on the forehead and say, “Here’s $50,000. I love you.” and ascend right back up?

Level 37!

It is my birthcation weekend and I am doing nothing but snoozin’ and truck simmin’.

The Great Topo Chico Shortage of 2026

Need Tomodachi Life so I can make Rhett and Link.

This song goes so hard though so I’ll keep it on repeat.

Today marks one month until the one-year anniversary of Dumpster’s sudden passing. These next several weeks are going to be so difficult. I miss my soul dog so so much. 💔

I love seeing pictures of everyone and putting names to faces. Chat, you’re all so cute! 🖤

Popped half a hydroxyzine and listening to binaural beats. Please fix me!!!

I don’t need a 24” plush Magikarp… I don’t need a 24” plush Magikarp… I don’t need a 24” plush Magikarp… I don’t need a 24” plush Magikarp…

Don’t mind me, just liking y’all’s posts. 🖤

@sashyenka.com Hey! May I be added to the HMJ Chatters list?

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

april GHOULS!!! (happy halloween!!!!!!!)

Anyway, I finally realised that Ditto Joe reminds me of season five, episode eleven of “Nip/Tuck” and teddy bears…

Just need to vent on this for a sec: Health anxiety is the worst fucking thing and I would not wish it on my worst fucking enemy. God damn. 😭

This is Foxy. She said what she said, and she'll say it again. 13/10 (TT: hedgehogunderdog)

Joe ditto is not real Joe ditto can’t find me Joe ditto can’t hurt me

Y’all, my phone must have heard @halfmoonjoe.com talk about his Galaxy Z Flip 7 because why am I suddenly getting TikToks about them? 😂😂😂

Do you think I can find someone to do a lobotomy when I’m under for a colonoscopy? A two-fer.

I hate how my brain is and being a hypochondriac and having a messed up tummy and I just want to cry. 😭

Today is definitely a bad brain day.

still thinking about this

February 2026 looks like a month in Stardew Valley and I’m gonna ride this high for 28 days.

Imagine hating me and I’m just in bed, smoking weed and watching @halfmoonjoe.com’s first VODs.

Forza Horizon 6 Premium pre-ordered. ✅

So I’m tired of it here. How do I charter a flight on Dodo Airlines?

Maybe one of these days I’ll use this account. Maybe.