I heard they do this in Finland @nedpyle.com

Mico.... What did they do to you?

I'll never tire seeing this every morning

Oh @sinclairinat0r.com and @blowdart.me

Adios Guadalajara.

It's time.

Lunch is done. It was soo soo good.

I don't have mountains or anything pretty to aim at here, but it's still a plane photo

Rumor has it Trump has died by sticking his ding-a-ling in a freshly cooked Hot pocket.

I love this view of the sunrise from my backyard.

This meeting could have been a rapture instead.

I should not tell @lisaroyal.bsky.social about this because @nedpyle.com may not like it.

Technologically advance a band: 9 inch Semiconductors

Maybe a reverse rapture and all those evangelicals just disappear and go the other direction.

Sure wouldn't be surprising to see people Photoshop images on his screen referring to Epstein.

◽️ 14 seasons ◽️ 3x All-Star ◽️ 4x Gold Glove winner ◽️ One 108-year World Series drought ended Thanks for the memories, Anthony Rizzo 👋

Smoke is making the sun look cool tonight.

Making my kids listen to a long list of Alanis Morissette songs. Just because it's better than their Brainrot.

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

Lol, I forgot, this post got me blocked by a lesser Seth.

Which Trump though?

Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news

He's going to try to steal that date from Princess Diana. I think she'd approve.

This aligns with my birthday wish this Sunday. Please give me reason to fire off a bunch of fireworks.

God forbid that happens. Specifically this Sunday.

And another one, or a hoax is not clear. www.kwch.com/2025/08/28/a...

Today can just fuck all the way off. That's it.

@nedpyle.com would be proud of me. I'm decommissioning another Windows Server 2008 R2 server. Only 3 left after this one.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Dusty was more than excited when his humans returned from vacation.

Nature is naturing this morning.

But instead of guns, it is holding all the flight logs to Epstein Island. And Putin has copies of them all.

Dusty is eavesdropping on your conversations

Make a band food: Naan Inch Nachos

Someone's home!

Last night of paradise.

What gif pops up when you type your name?

What day is today? I don't know how much dread I should have.

Men in Crew Cuts

Can I pet that dog?

Lizard. Lizard. Lizard.

Stone Temple Ground Crew

Another day of vacation going swimmingly.

Can't beat these views.

Vacation starts NOW! Also, the new Southwest comfort seats have a ton of leg room.

What movie have you seen an unhealthy number of times, and also was a prophecy?

Says man who has never had consensual sex.

Fucking this. Sure, my kids may piss me off and I get mad, but I'd never ever hit them. They'll lose Roblox and the world will end for them.

If Russia leaks footage of women peeing on Trump, the US Surgeon General will be on Fox News 10 minutes later touting the medical benefits of golden showers.