Another little phrase I'm going to tuck away

Let me change gears *cups the mic and proceeds to rapid-fire scream my next 30 slides like i'm in a 70s punk band fitting a manifesto into a 1min 30 second song*

KaZaA for president

The fact that I am on this app by itself proves I am older than 38

Once again, the problem with American law enforcement is not that they mask; it is that they exist. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Zine-centric morning. Not bad

Last thing Elon posts before he does it

Mhmm

Brave just reset entirely? All my addons gone.

Ugh reading Bataille and he's talking about the powerlessness of the bourgeois to provide a future compared to "ascendant" communism. Same feeling you get when reading those Soviet time capsule inscriptions.

You know how when the klan marches and the leader doesn't wear a hood?

$400 for a label printer??

this rules

Dems promise to learn nothing from this

really need to watch The Big Short. Lots of memes i'm not getting

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

I get why it’s confusing, but “everything an LLM says is a lie, including the truth” is, I think, a good frame for dealing with them.

Saddened to report that the new pokemon game is pretty fun

it's so funny seeing the local police and news outlets teaming up to fear monger over "laced" candy and showing legal weed gummies

Gay mitch hedberg : yeah I'm gay for pay. I'm gay for free, but pay too

i don’t think this is conspiratorial at all. it’s not what the tech was designed for originally but the ruling class has clearly identified that it’s a useful application and has a vested interest in seeing it grow

saw this lad on Tumblr and I keep thinking about him. he is perfect

*pounding desk* Blair Mountain, Blair Mountain, Blair Mountain

yes, this is the actual purpose of policing.

Can’t get a Covid shot in Florida so gotta do it while visiting my bf in MA

Miss Piggy and leather Kermit at a gay motorcycle club event in the 1970s. Photo from the Stallions MC collection at the LA&M. #LeatherHistory

I'm proud to share that I've 3D scanned a complete set of Mysterious Mario Bros. keshi (怪奇マリオブラザーズ), a line of 10 keshi gomu rubber figures depicting monstrous-looking versions of characters from the original Super Mario Bros. Read more and download the figures here: archive.org/details/kesh...

Arizona High Schools To Now Teach Spanish Entirely In English

"Lupita" is currently picking pomegranates in the Selma CA area working 8 hrs/day earning minimum wage. She shares, "I work for different companies and crops throughout the year. This affects me greatly as my salary varies greatly depending on the crop & type of work." #WeFeedYou

lol

Oddly enough my post still stands

I don't want borders, I want humanity. Fuck nationalism. Fuck borders.

genAI peaked at joe biden getting skinamarinked and then hasnt been funny since

I can’t figure out how to fix this issue in css that someone else built the whole website around so i think my solution is going to be i pretend i don’t see it

Clearly I’m not in the Halloween spirit. I just stalled on a photo thinking “huh they look familiar”. It’s cause they were in costume as Tina Belcher

Thinking of going back to grad school and retraining as a mystic

Assigning the purple pamphlet to my 9th graders to teach them about Florida anti communism

Still really proud of my ability on @agabpod.bsky.social to, on cue, deliver a must-bleep comment.

sideshow bob ass candidate

Bury me in malt vinegar

Think this about sums up today

*deep breath