lol i just heard a phone go off in this audiobook recording

The rapture did happen in 210AD and it turns out only the Marcionites were right

just got back from the rapture, not a phone in sight, thousands of people dying in the moment

Bedtime, prime time to catastrophize

The thing about that kurt vonnegut story i don’t get is where do you go to buy just one envelope

RIP to a real annoying real one, even got a callout post before he took out a president

You should be able to block new phrases directly from the trending section

I don't read much science fiction but every time there's a little trope that irks me it pulls me out and I just want to make fun of it

Deskilling the FBI was actually very funny and good

This has just added to the growing sense in recent years (Palestine being probably the biggest part of it) that our media and politicians exist in their own bubble that is absolutely divorced from reality. Most people in the UK have no idea who Charlie Kirk is but are being told he's their hero.

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For the former, seeing people who openly adore and endorse incomprehensible violence every day turning into peace envoys for 24 hours when something like this happens is absolutely nauseating.

As always there truly are two groups of people: those who view the violence of systems and state actors as violence and those who view such violence simply as beautiful natural law.

it's just a matter of what type of "political violence" you can ignore or justify and what is visible to you

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

at a going away hangout at a bar for a friend and someone called for a cheers to the death of charlie kirk and like 85% of people erupted in cheers, one screamed “death to fascist assholes!” and one guy got up and left lmao

I condemn political violence. Violence must be a monopoly of the state and committed by men in uniforms on deserving targets like foreigners or the homeless 🙏

damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh

thank you, toriyama-sensei

Personally I think his neck just did that

thoughts and prayers for the person who wrote that Jezebel article whoooo must be having a weird one

READ: Studies consistently show that Jewish Israelis view Palestinians as less than human. This deep-seated racism is rooted in the Zionist colonial project and helps explain the broad support for the Gaza genocide. mondoweiss.net/2025/08/in-i...

The halloween stuff is out so its home decor shopping season

Walking outside the mcr show telling teens we need to impeach bush

Delays due to air traffic control

Walking in circles around the airport buying little treats until my flight boards

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

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know you're in love with a man when he talks you into booking a tour of a houseboat

People always ask how I met my partner when they find out I'm in a long distance relationship and it's so.... ok do you know what Tumblr is?

thinking of showing my bf just the dbz abridged versions of the non-canon movies so he has even less understanding of the series than he did before

they should give out grades in physical therapy so i can get the best ones

"What we are seeing in Alberta is as extreme as we’ve seen in the southern United States and other centers of book banning". #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli 📚

It’s more damning to say you’re a Marxist than to say you’re a Republican and that is explaining a lot to me right now.

barack obama doesn’t get enough credit for being the first double-tap drone murder president