The x files is an amazing tour of shitty rental cars of the 1990s

Drunk bathroom selfies are a staple for Pride weekend 😆 #gaybear #pride

Happy #humpday again, my how time flies!! 😌 #gaybear

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Happy hump day from a medieval themed bathroom 😆 #humpday #gaybear

Some self care tonight 🧖‍♀️ #gaybear

Happy Saturday everyone #gaybear

Happy hump day 🍑 #gaybear #buttpic

The laziest of Mondays 😌 #gaybear

Happy #FCF everyone 😘 #gaybear

Have a good evening ☺️ #gaybear

Here are my last four! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

I don’t have a #fcf to post at the moment, but I do have a selfie 🤳 happy Friday ☺️ #gaybear

Happy Tummy Tuesday :) from the little photoshoot I did with my new underwear #gaybear

I hate waking up with a headache on a Saturday 😒 #gaybear

Happy #FCF everybody 😌

Shower time 🚿 #gaybear

A little something for a boring Monday afternoon 😌 #gaybear

A little work from home belly for the weekend 😌 #gaybear

I am alive I swear, life has just been too hectic. Here is a shower selfie for proof of my existence 😆 #gaybear

I’ve been dealing with this awful flu for a full 7 days now, when does it end :( someone come and save me

When the lighting is perfect in the Corner Bakery 🤳

fuck i need a fat boy boyfriend

I feel like I don’t know how to do full body poses 😆 anybody have any tips? #gaybear

Wanting to have a very lazy Sunday evening 😌 cozy fall vibes #gaybear

Happy #monochromemonday 🍆😘 #gaybear

I’m so glad it’s been getting cooler, I love a crisp fall morning 😌 #mcm

Wanting to have a very lazy Sunday evening 😌 cozy fall vibes #gaybear

Happy #FCF everybody 😌 #gaybear

Last couple weeks of summer and trying to fit some swimming and such in! ☀️ #swimming #gaybear

One last photo to get started with 😘

When you’re feeling a certain way in the morning 😏 #gaybear

It’s been a long time since I’ve even taken a photo of myself, but here’s a pic from the 4th of July weekend :) #gaybear

I usually post these kinds of pics on my regular accounts but I thought I look pretty cute so I’m gonna post it here too 😌 #gaybear #hiking

Another #MCM ☺️ #monochromemonday

When the shower steam gives you that ethereal foggy glow #gaybear

Happy Tummy Tuesday :) from the little photoshoot I did with my new underwear #gaybear

Happy Monochrome Monday 📸 ☺️ #mcm #gaybear

When you finally get to wear your freshly delivered undies 😏 #gaybear

Shower selfie Saturday 🛀 #gaybear

Beard trimmed, sad my hair never looks like this outside of the shower 😞 #gaybear

Working from home today 😏 #gaybear

Happy #FCF everyone ;) I was reminded and almost missed it! #gaybear

Why hello there 😏 #tummytuesday #gaybear

Every day I wake up and there’s another grey hair in my beard! #gaybear #selfie

Happy #FCF everyone 😘 #gaybear

Happy hump day 🍑 #gaybear #buttpic

Happy #mcm #monochromemonday 😏 #gaybear

I also had a twink death 😆 You in High School vs now