Tempted. Must get an anorak to match.

As much as I hate violence, and I really do, I can’t be upset about this after what he did. Gone too late.

Miss you Rik #RikMayall

Massive Attacks Unfinished Sympathy is up there with the best of all time. Just sublime. #totp

Indigo decided to stop and watch the firemen do their training on her walk tonight. Had to drag her away. She’s that kind of girl.

If I still had a school aged child I’d be dressing them up as Bob Mortimer complete with cheesy wotsit hair for world book day because, quite frankly, why the hell wouldn’t you?

My local cheese shop’s latest left-wing cheese 😍 cc @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Remembering the uber cool Lou Reed on his birthday.

Really concerned to hear the Defence Secretary refuse to rule out UK's involvement in future strikes on Iran. Iraq lessons must be learned. Further escalation in the Middle East makes us all less safe. Starmer must rule out UK involvement immediately.

Another day, another mass clearing of the area when I sit down. I’m so good at this shit.

Is there anything The Brits won’t censor? That buttons getting a lot of usage tonight.

Tried a yoga video yesterday for the first time in ages to see if I’d grown to like it. I haven’t. Updated my list.

Always projection with him

Just had to explain to the dog that I’m not a Westlife fan I just sing along to anything I know the words to. Pretty sure she doesn’t believe me though and is silently judging. #totp

I love this so much 💚💚💚

If you’d have told me that in the year 2026 I’d be crying my eyes out over a monkey with a teddy bear I’d have laughed In your face but here we are. Love you little Punch.

According to the local chippys Christmas countdown Calendar, it’s 302 days until the big day. I really wish people would refrain from using the c word around me. Not got time for that sort of negativity.

I couldn’t stand not having a dog in the house after losing Buster so officially adopted this girl yesterday. Say hi to Indigo.

Remembering George Harrison on what would have been his 83rd birthday. We miss you George.

Hate it when I get an email from a company saying saying “I saw you looking” like some kind of creepy stalker. At least if I must have a stalker make it my favourite musician or someone giving away free food and wine or something. Just saying.

BREAKING: Richard Tice is to announce Reform UK's plans to introduce a "Great Repeal Bill" that will scrap Labour's Employment Rights' Act and rent reforms JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM

If you haven’t seen Small Prophets, give it a watch. Beautifully written. Just wonderful TV.

30 yrs today since Trainspotting was released. Still one my favourite films of all time. Choose life.

Just saw a video of someone referring to a Coldplay album as very old. I’ll tell you who’s old…..me clearly.

Sunsets and snowdrops.

I don’t wish to alarm anyone but it’s not rained today and I’m not sure that to do about it? It’s actually been quite mild and sunny. What do I complain about now?

Learnt this morning that Herb Alpert is still alive. Honestly didn’t know. Sorry Herb. Ive done the same with Al Green for years too so you’re in good company.

If this Lidl trolly bag costs anymore than a quid or one trolly token I’m gonna be fuming.

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

If they can arrest a prince, you can arrest a president. Thou shalt arrest the Epstein criminals in the USA. Git ‘r’ done. The Lord has spoken. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Andrew looks traumatised. Great innit. Someone frame this photo.

Happy Birthday Andrew. Have a lovely day won’t you? 🥳😏

He was the sweetest of boys ❤️

These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity

I just wanted a cuppa man. Seriously 😭

We k ow what you did to the queen. G’wan Liz. Do your worst. Shouldn’t be too hard for you.

I don’t know this cat and this cat doesn’t know me but we have been having some kind of stare off for the last five minutes. I fear they now have me under their spell as I have the urge to buy cat treats.

Some Sunday morning beauty. Neil Young - Harvest #nowplaying #nowspinning #vinylcomminity #vinyl #neilyoung

Happy V day.

open.spotify.com/album/2CNEkS... 60 This year and still pretty damn fit ❤️🙌

Tip of the day. Don’t feel loved and also need to order numerous items online? Arrange for them all to be delivered on Valentine’s Day so when they come you can just imagine they are from a very attentive secret admirer. Satisfaction guaranteed 💕

youtu.be/rPkVQ2t2wvk?... If you like your music on the punky side check these guys out. Science Made Us Robots - Fall Down.

The world right now. #trump

Stonehenge #photography

I love Frank but I’m not paying that for that.

What’s the funniest thing your mum has ever said to you. When mine was still with us (god rest her soul) she was watching the group steps on the tv, she looked straight to me with a frown and uttered the immortal line “bet their parents are proud of them” I still lol for real at that to this day.

Went to Buckingham Palace. Was gonna shout “Andrew’s a nonce” but didn’t think it’d go down well.