I commented on a video saying that being with dudes who don’t want to talk about their feelings with you is exhausting and a MAN said I hate men 💀💀💀

rashida jones clocking this dude saying that cooking and talking at the same time is hard with “women cook and talk all the time, we do multiple things and talk at the same time”

you know what time it is twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

do you like JRPGs? do you like cute girlies who wrestle? twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

do you like JRPGs? do you like cute girlies who wrestle? twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

current lunch hack is those microwaveable things of sticky rice, today is used to make friend rice and it SLAPS

HI PALS here’s the streammm schedule for this weekend! and it’s getting to be spooky hours on Sunday with my first playthrough of Fran Bow!

heyyyy, maybe I should have a wrestle next month 🤭

WE ARE BACK BESTIES twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

WE ARE BACK BESTIES twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

hey brother, cheating on me a couple of years ago probably means you shouldn’t send me a friend request on fb

🥺🥺🥺

chat, how do I explain to a future romantic partner that I bully men on the internet for money

yall it’s my first FULL day off since over a week ago and I can’t wait to be a potato in bed all day

aspyn what did you do today? oh I bullied a man on the internet in exchange for getting gifted borderlands 4

I swear tyler breeze has not aged

a totally unrelated pic to tell yall im live on twitch rn twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

a totally unrelated pic to tell yall im live on twitch rn twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

I’m not letting myself listen to that hayley williams song ‘parachute’ because I KNOW it will get me in my feels and I do not want those problems rn

if u follow me here, u are legally obligated to follow my twitch and watch me play cyberpunk 2077 tonight 🤭🤭 Twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

if u follow me here, u are legally obligated to follow my twitch and watch me play cyberpunk 2077 tonight 🤭🤭 Twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

I usually never care about people ‘paying me back’ for anything I’ve helped them with, but when you’re a SNEAKY LIL JERK, trust that I will be sending a PayPal invoice immediately

can’t a cutie patootie just have someone who wants to pay for her to get an apartment? I don’t think I’m asking too much 🤭

I heard spooky season is starting so and we get to celebrate with a cozy horror game that just released today! We are streaming Gloomy Eyes RIGHT NOW Apparently it’s giving Tim Burton meets little nightmares so come check it out with us! Twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

a regular at my job was telling me about a recent doctor appt she had where the nurse was asking her dumb questions and she said the only note she left on the nurse’s performance was “what a flop” …is @halfmoonjoe.com my regular??

oh guys, don’t worry about promoters using our old promo pictures anymore, because now we have an even greater worry: using ai for our pictures! we’re cooked

Pretty Girl Avenue

cyberpunk 2077 stream? pals? comrades? friends? partners?

Every time I make an Instagram reel, I get mad enough to almost redownload tiktok because making content on IG IS AWFUL

huh

should I be petty today, chat?

you know what’s crazy. somehow buying stuff on a payment plan through MY Amazon and every time your monthly bill comes, your card doesn’t work multiple times and I haven’t heard from you in over a month

cozy makeroom stream! Twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

you’ve truly made it as a streamer when you have return haters

you’ve truly made it as a streamer when you have return haters

cutie patootie stream twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

cutie patootie stream twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

Why flirt when I can pine, why seduce when I can yearn, why romance when I can annoy

I have a silly question to ask: do people constantly harp on moxley to go back to wwe or is this people still being weird with JUST saying it to Mercedes?

is it too early in the day to wonder why people are still working for cz*

today’s stream fit: 🩷🖤 twitch.tv/aspynthemermaid

chat, I think I need them

“hey aspyn why are you so selective about when/where you wrestle” probably because there’s still so many uncomfy people that get booked I am SO cool with just wrestling at the places that actually care about me as a human and if that means less bookings, so be it

the way my brain JUST processed that I’m seeing lorde in a month TIME GOT AWAY FROM ME

RIHO AND MERCEDES IS GONNA SLAP

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. HOOK is the coolest wrestler.

the Alani I want is in stock on Amazon I REPEAT THE ALANI I WANT IS IN STOCK ON AMAZON

have a good day, chat or else

Nikki Bella is wrestling again. Fifth Harmony had a surprise reunion. Gym Class Heroes are getting back together?! WHAT IS HAPPENING