Mary, a 72-year-old Amazon worker from North Carolina has a message for tonight's Met Gala chair Jeff Bezos

" And who's Maga Carter he's on about"

Big oil - $30 million profit an hour thanks Donald.

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

When he said "We're going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don't want anything to do with Spain," The German chancellor reminded him that Spain is part of Europe and he would have to cut off the whole of Europe. Remember brains always beat brawn.

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it. Mark Twain

As he slips into insanity as the grey matter turns to mush. When damnatio memoriae, is invoked which translates to "condemnation of memory". In Ancient Rome, this was a political sanction used to remove any sign of a disgraced individual, particularly emperors or public figures.

Reboot of the Apprentice looks shit.

Look at the joy and glee written all over the 4 astronauts faces. After a meeting in the Shitehouse.

"For bounty, that makes gods, does still mar men." Shakespeare It means that lavish generosity or excessive wealth ("bounty") makes men feel godlike but ultimately ruins ("mars") them by causing them to fall into misery, debt, or betrayal.

You celebrate 250 without a king and your removal from a monarchy and the White house posts this plus he wants to put his face on money , passports , etc etc yeah 🤔

I honestly thought King Charles going to meet the 🍊 buffoon was a terrible mistake. But listening to King Charles speeches he has managed to show Trump for what he is. Managed to point out , climate change, checks and balances on dignitaries, Ukraine, and subtly take the piss out of the idiot.

Next time you fill up remember some can afford everything and some can't afford anything.

MAGA Republicans probably didn’t realize King Charles’ speech was aimed at them. But we did, and it’s glorious.

Sane people of the world I give you the president of the united states. Way beyond mere degradation of an office. An utter embarrassment to the people of the US.

Face you make when your host is to stupid to get your sarcasm.

Ignorance is bred , manners cost nothing.

Greatest gotcha I've ever seen.

Millions of Americans looked at this fuck face and thought….ya he should be President.

Trump spotted leaving the White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

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" Omg what's that smell"

"To cry wolf" means to raise a false alarm or create a fake emergency, leading people to ignore you when a real emergency actually occurs. Derived from Aesop’s fable "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," it signifies that repeated lying or exaggerating danger results in a loss of credibility.

" Lights camera and action"

This is what happens when you're as thick as mince and you don't know you're as thick as mince and you think you're being smart on the internet but the whole world sees you as an asshole. But you think you're a stable genius.

Remember Karma has many shapes and forms.

Well, this awkward... #DonaldTrump #SleepyDon

The sycophants will follow him till the end then they shall scamper like rats that they are of the sunk ship.

BREAKING: Donald Trump falls asleep during cabinet meeting, slamming his head down on his desk so hard that his entire skull busts open. #DonaldTrump (And I dare you to just TRY and community note this one, you sensitive little MAGAt snowflakes.)

This is great.

Those posts come November are going to be awesome 🤣

Trump post - " Everyone loves Trump" The worlds population 👇

Happy Earth Day

Earth Day reminder that Trump’s EPA rolled back regulations governing clean air, water, wildlife, and toxic chemicals. He’s pushed to open public lands to drilling and mining. And he’s gutted clean energy programs while promoting dirty fossil fuels. He’s a danger to our planet and our health.

Happy Earth Day Apologies there seems to be a huge orange stain over the US. Hopefully a myocardial infarction will sort that out soon.

Remember when hundreds of thousands of people watched the Trumpets squeaky tank. And the look on his face 🤣🤣🤣

Break it and fix it with something inferior then claim its way better than what was in place before. This imbicile does this with every deal he makes. Remember "If you make a deal with a fool, don't be surprised when they act foolishly."

In a nutshell. 😊

Every conflict that ever took place on this planet has had the same play book 1. Bomb the shit out of each other. 2. Peace talks take place. 3. A ceasefire called for a period of time. 4. They blame each other for breaking the ceasefire. 5. They bomb the shit out of each other again. 6. Repeat.

"Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without reaching satisfaction,"

Wow

A blue whale’s poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second-largest piece of shit in the world — just behind Donald Trump.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's closed it's open oh no it's closed again, remember every time this happens someone connected to Trump earns a fucking fortune.

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Face you make when you get absolutely bluturd last night and have to get up early to talk sycophantic BS on TV.

Sorry what ? Does he know what theology is? What an imbicile.