I wanna know my stats after I die. How many people crushed on me? How many beers did I drink, total? How many hotdogs did I consume between my birth and my death??

Reflections on the Schuylkill Canal in Phoenixville, PA

favourite travel activity… ponder out the window of a train.

@conanthecontrarian.bsky.social as an australian too, i have to ask, what do you miss the most about down under since you moved?

mornings have been uncharacteristically foggy lately, but as much as i hate the cold it’s given me some dope photo ops

absolute score at the record store today

PRIVATE MUSIC IS OUT AND IT IS INSANELY GOOD. CHINO NEVER MISSES WITH VOCALS. EVER. I LOVE U DEFTONES.

“you’re beating a dead horse” WRONG that horse is alive and despite my aversion toward being violent with animals, i will keep beating it

Anytime an ‘expert’ in any field advises anyone to use ChatGPT, they lose credibility tbh

no anguish like finding out my favourite gym teacher is leaving, dude how am i supposed to enjoy being subjected to athletic torture with some other random guy smh

omg tory is so awkward in his first episode of mb 😭😭

One thing that gives me anxiety is the hyper speed that people talk at when they’re narrating “content” online. I know attention spans are short but I’lI watch an Instagram video about some persons favourite restaurants in Edinburgh and it feels like I’m doing coke with them in a toilet stall at 4am

dude it’s like… leafy and stuff… woah…

live tweeting from a tree

sucker punch math class doodle <3

i don’t know where i left my brains

why is my backyard so whimsical

diy is the greatest thing ever dude

im shaking in my boots why is normal social interaction so SCARY

i just totally love this country man

i was giggling but then ‘a quick one before the eternal worm devours appalachia’ came on so now nothing is funny

shapes and colours and lines! oh, such fun

hmmm now do i draw the same silly little guy ive been drawing so often or do i actually try something new… methinks i will continue the cycle…

i have a bad habit of eating plastic floss picks

Pee is stored in the walls

my friend told me i look like alex the lion if he was a human 😭

here’s that speed paint i mentioned!! don’t mind the beginning idk what i was trying to draw

A lot of people need to hear this

oh my god new nine inch nails is so peak i’m bumping this

An underage woman is a child.

the thought of someone using ai to write a book sends me into a fit of hating that could only be rivaled by harlon ellison himself

this took like two hours and i’m so proud of it yippee !!!! i might post the speedpaint sometime soon, anyway do enjoy my contribution to your screen

i don’t care WHAT you do just do it with PASSION

man i can’t believe im listening to peak music for FREE

“put your hands in the air like you just don’t care” exactly what about our hands being in the air implies not caring? frankly i care a lot

asking my parents for a gallon of pigs blood so i can create a morbid, serial killer-esque painting is JUST like saying “hey! put me in a rubber room guys!”

NO REST IN PEACE OZZY OSBOURNE ☹️☹️

i love when this light stuff happens

Proud to be a tortured artist

the worst part about being aussie is the inability to comically shove a fistful of paper notes in my pocket

what is the internets obsession with fighting? you could say something like “extortion is bad” and they’d find a way to disagree with you

TORTUROUS flesh study/fan art(?) of the super talented @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social as adam stanheight :) all of my fingers hurt and im 90% sure my bones are turning to rust, this took AWHILE

release me from the shackles of artistic obligation (just kidding i love this job BUT STILL IM DYING OVER HERE)

i finally completed my strawpage!! it even as an ENTRANCE PAGE thegates.straw.page

I know who the bad guys in this movie are and I know who the hero is

amandaaaa 🩷

i’ve been really into fashion sketching lately so here are more concepts 😋

Good time of the day! #art #watercolors #watercolor #tradart #sun #sky