Crouching tiger, hidden cutie :3

Happy little guy (actually fully grown) eyeing me down while I pack up my the last of my things from my old apartment Btw, this is a brushtail possum for my non-Aussie moots

I say this every time I rewatch House, but OMFG Olivia Wilde is sooooo fucking pretty and hot Thirteen (character's name) is a bi icon!

Cookie continues to be the sweetest, tiniest, loveliest old lady baby

For a few more hours it's 6/9 in Usa. To celebrate I present to you commensurately low effort a drag name: Philip K Dickjoke

At the mall I saw someone sat, driping soy sauce onto a big chunk of raw salmon, and then proceed to eat it. No rice, no sides, just this foot long strip of salmon You know what, he knows what he's about and I respect that

Have you ever seen skirting boards so tall that they have their own skirting boards?! (as might be the most in-my-30s question i've ever asked)

Idea for a drag name: Vyvanse Westwood

UUURRRRGGHHH! I ruined a pair of pants that I really like because I was too lazy to change my pants before cleaning :/

SHARK SOCKS! SHARK SOCKS! :3 :3 Courtesy of @angypaws.com

This captured a decent amount of my general distaste for genAI. There's a time, and a place for that tech. Why did we (they) have to make it so gross?

Become ungovernable :3

I don't know if i've been to 10 concerts 😝 Here's my best attempt to remember Madonna Adam & the Ants Tim Minchin (twice) John Cameron-Mitchell some aussie artillery division celebrating a big anniversary with the 1812 overture some orchestra playing the music from Stardew Valley Kransky sisters

Last night I thought I had a scam stone in my shoe. I took it off, shock it. Nothing A few steps later, there it is again. Repeat the process, feel my sock to see if it's there. Nope. odd Today I see this:

POV: Cookie blesses you with a smooch :3

no mom its not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). i NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. please

Some mad genius did it they invented it i present: the couch that is all chaise

:3 :3 :3 :3

I'm sick of culture war Bring back couture war

What is up with trans women being the best shitposters?

It's time It's time to start the Frieren rewatch :3

Sockies! Big upgrade for this cutie :3 Send them some love while they're fighting some sickness

Validations from an external party! (yes, real estate agencies is parasites, shoosh, i'm having a moment)

I'm soo eepy Must stay awake until bedtime Must not take late afternoon nap

Incidentally, also the 8-year anniversary of my first unboxing video

Happy 8-year Cookie-versary :3 Love this little old lady and i'm glad I (and we) were able to give her a safe and comfortable retirement

Someone should make manga about gay catboys Call it Meowaoi :3

Laser is amazing. I had my 5th full body laser session almost 3 weeks ago. Despite not shaving my legs since then, this is how little hair I have now :3 #femskysfw #femsky #femboy

Cards and cat I'm having a very cosy evening :3

Hungry Jackson Pollack That's what you call it when you vomit after eating HJs* *Hungry Jacks/HJs is what Burger King is called in Queensland for odd historical reasons

Anzac biscuits are disgusting. The troops deserve Mint Slices.

I'm no longer a patriotic person. However, I continue to observe ANZAC day War is a terrible, evil thing. Those who do the fighting are victims of the machinations of the powerful. Many of them fight to protect the innocent from forces larger than them. They are heroes We need peace

Many such cases

Good news everyone! I'm feeling more-or-less normal again 🎉 I can once again return to labouring

About to go billy some nerds (okay, i'm running a precon, i'll be the one getting bullied) _Feeling better and more myself again :3 #femsky #femboysfw #mtg

That would be pretty cool. And maybe I would have played the remakes if they did 😆

I'm so fluffing lucky to be working in a professional job in a woke organisation where my boss was happy for me to take another 3 days off to look after my mental health Not there yet, but definitely getting better :3

Slowly starting to feel a bit more normal I still think i'm gonna call in depressed to work tomorrow I reckon 3 days more off might fix me

It's tough to feel down and to try to not make that other people's problem Anyway, happy friday for those that celebrate

Musically uninspired, but the music video and lyrics are funny For the non-Australians, "Woolies" is slang for Woolworths, our largest supermarket that's part of a duopoly that has almost completely killed independent grocers and seen profits rise while people have less spare cash

I will poop, and then I can be happy #crohns #ibd

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I never would have thought of Sydney as a sexy city but electric delivery trucks for the CBD? 🥵🥵🥵

This time around, I was able to book a nicer place. It's so fancy it even has cucksofa

4 hours to: -get dressed for brother's wedding -print materials for conference tomorrow -clean the apartment -iron clothes for conference (since i'm speaking 😬) -pack for the trip to the conference and the week to follow Anyone know the speedrunning tech for this? I could use some sequence breaks

Motivation was eventually found. Note to self: don't volunteer for homework! (have a presentation that I've only got ready now, 3 days after the slides were due)

Sentient cushion pretends to be a cat for a brief moment:

The procrastination will continue until motivation improves!

Remember this picture of Cookie in my arms like a total cutie? Well I commissioned @sakuraazzzz.bsky.social to make a portrait of it, and I think it turned out amazing! (sharing get watermarked version, I have the original that i'm gonna try getting printed onto canvas)

Okay, I'll bite :3 german.millermanschool.com