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my DND group just rescued a bunch of cats. i named mine Whiskers. of course my friends name theirs Whiskers 1, Whiskers A, and Whiskers Prime

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

i would simply live my life as a deku scrub (for the next three days anyway)

my cat just spent at least a minute licking the adhesive off the envelope for the onion paper. @bencollins.bsky.social do you have any comment on potential cat nip trafficking?

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

this is such an excellent bit, but i do not understand how people can fall for the idea a Cuomo supporter exists on bluesky dot com

tech support line but you can chat with others on hold to crowd-source a solution together

make DC a state and unify the Dakotas. then we don’t even have to change the flag

i am a professional software engineer and have a 2014 macbook i barely use. goal is no computer

i originally made this my pinned tweet like 6 years ago. it’s probably going to take at least a full day at this point

JD Vance and other pedophile protection party officials are holding an emergency meeting tonight over their strategy on the Epstein files. This cover-up is a disgrace to Epstein’s victims. The American people deserve transparency and accountability. Release the Epstein files.

Futurama. It just won’t stay dead

We can have all the Tor, the Signals, the guides for degoogling- but if it's not getting into the hands of the public in an easy accessible manner- it's not going to fix the issue. The real problem is apathy and intimidation when it comes to tech.

South Park has been trying to end it for years so they figured this was the best opportunity to try to get cancelled

anyone working in tech in any capacity should have to work the helpdesk at some point in their career

more of this stuff

one of the coolest things to happen to me as a futurama superfan was years ago the head writer Ken Keeler emailed me a bug report which let me know they use my alienese decoder for the show. i have the smallest possible impact on my favorite show and i can’t describe how it makes me feel

PSA Summer Games Done Quick (SGDQ) has begun! www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

at my last company i put in my notice and they tried *very* hard to keep me. i had to have one-on-one meetings with every manager above me including the owner. however the most devious thing they tried was adding more of my favorite soda to the vending machine. no i’m not joking they really did

trust me i also wish i didn’t know what a huda was

this is why u have joycon drift

Frankie from one piece always knew what was up

not recognizing lauren tom in poker face made me both feel 1) ashamed 2) old as fuck

A US man became a hero when he saved dozens of workers from an ICE ethnic cleansing raid. Risking his own freedom he went above and beyond to do the right thing. This is resistance in action. #3E

i refuse to believe john cho is 50+. not just because he looks great but that means im old now

Abolish ICE

growth is realizing The Luck of The Fryish is sadder than Jurassic Bark

love island friends. go to the end of episode one and episode two will start

One Piece #1149 may have the most unexpected plot twist in the entire series

Kelsey Plum went OFF in her Sparks debut ⚡️ ◽️ 37 PTS ◽️ 6 AST ◽️ 5 STL ◽️ 11/19 FG ◽️ 4/6 3-PT FG

i think Stan Lee making a cameo in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement is evidence enough that it’s in the MCU

whoever put the ring doorbell noise in the Wendy’s commercial, everyone with pets fucking hates you

my life may be changed by this automation

this made me realize i have a completely unelectable name. first name is the anti-christ. last is a German name that you… should not put on billboards

just received a Jonas Brothers NFT digital concert ticket against my will from ticketmaster

unsurprisingly @alexjaffe.bsky.social was right and the first 12 superman stories in Action Comics 1-12 are excellent even nearly a century later

my hot take is scrubs: med school isn’t bad

"We lost generations of fluent speakers that make it really difficult to come back from now." Meet Michael Running Wolf, a Lakota/Cheyenne computer scientist who is using AI to help preserve endangered languages. A fascinating read by Amanda Heidt @scattercushion.bsky.social @nature.com 🧪

Best to ever do it. Not the way anyone wanted it to end but Pops gotta take care of himself. GSG

pope should have stepped down during biden. now we get another trump appointment smh

i had a glass of orange juice in miami that was so good i still think about it time to time

after much thought my ranking is 7, 4, 2, 6, 8, 5, 3, 1

Yellowjackets is quite literally running into the same problem as Arrow with the flashbacks

i want to be a detective, but i don’t wanna be a cop. like a consultant or something. i want be psych

pretty sure there are more Steph Curry jerseys at this Miami game than any other player on the Heat

Well, this is our third time traveling to try to see Steph and he doesn’t play. might be cursed

me in the national security team group chat

bruh