fuck this man. my hate for him has always been justified

🎶it was the heat of the moment🎶

degrassi walked so heated rivalry could run

this shit was so bad in the US media that it quite literally inspired the hunger games

my DnD character inspired by Luffy is currently in a coma from a poison overdose. My DM is not aware of Luffys run-ins with poison. serendipity

Hell yeah Carter Bryant!!!! 50s across the board!!!

Wemby is unreal

Victor saw that Lakers lineup and decided it was a good night to break some records #GoSpursGo

anyone got a running list of superbowl commercials made with Gen AI?

why tf do i live here

we will always stan @ronfunches.bsky.social in this house 😤

have the ever had to replace a whole ass basketball rim on live tv?

Rim-Gate in Houston is one of the most dramatic openings to an Nba game i’ve ever seen

i think a channel with nothing but the Amazing Sladek, Red Panda, and Christian and Scooby could bring world peace if we just gave it a chance

not quite as good, but near me we have a Dominos that is also a bank

Cedric: “Someone took our rope” TJ: “Sounds like a you problem, 5 minute penalty”

why did the nba decide that it’s a good a idea to air three cup games simultaneously? i thought these were all supposed to be super special games?

Some outlets are reporting that DOGE "doesn't exist" anymore. But the fine print on that overturns the whole story: DOGE is just dropping its tarnished brand, not the chainsaw. 🧵

they made linus woke and now there a pronouns being injected into the linux source code as we speak. i hope you are happy

a video so incredible that you’d think it was ai if it were made now youtu.be/D9cQOcAC_K8

i have also been a Wikipedia editor for 20 years if you count me making edits that the founding fathers were also known as the founding farters

Go Spurs. Fuck the Rockets.

Absolute Wonder Woman just keeps getting better. thankyou @kellythompson.bsky.social and @cleanlined.bsky.social for this gift

that son of a bitch. oda did it again

I pay for League Pass, Peacock, Prime, and Hulu Live so i don’t miss a game. I couldn’t watch the San Antonio Spurs HOME opener because it was on YES. What the fuck

i missed spurs basketball so much

I just want the rockets to lose already

NBA is back bay-beeeee

Grateful Oda is back in good health. God Valley is delivering #OnePiece1162

this is incredible commitment to the bit. months of planning. read through the thread. 5 stars

he moved to little michael

oliver is embracing the Michael Myers spirit

I am just so fucking proud of her.

honestly the only thing i feel strongly enough about to get a tattoo knowing my mind will never change is ISO-8601

The Spectre by Ostrander and Mandrake

Super-Chonk

my DND group just rescued a bunch of cats. i named mine Whiskers. of course my friends name theirs Whiskers 1, Whiskers A, and Whiskers Prime

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

i would simply live my life as a deku scrub (for the next three days anyway)

my cat just spent at least a minute licking the adhesive off the envelope for the onion paper. @bencollins.bsky.social do you have any comment on potential cat nip trafficking?

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

this is such an excellent bit, but i do not understand how people can fall for the idea a Cuomo supporter exists on bluesky dot com

tech support line but you can chat with others on hold to crowd-source a solution together

make DC a state and unify the Dakotas. then we don’t even have to change the flag

i am a professional software engineer and have a 2014 macbook i barely use. goal is no computer

i originally made this my pinned tweet like 6 years ago. it’s probably going to take at least a full day at this point

JD Vance and other pedophile protection party officials are holding an emergency meeting tonight over their strategy on the Epstein files. This cover-up is a disgrace to Epstein’s victims. The American people deserve transparency and accountability. Release the Epstein files.

Futurama. It just won’t stay dead

We can have all the Tor, the Signals, the guides for degoogling- but if it's not getting into the hands of the public in an easy accessible manner- it's not going to fix the issue. The real problem is apathy and intimidation when it comes to tech.