consider: roasted red grapes and delice de Bourgogne

tecca donated my big green egg to the police station!

mike santini

chair company episode 1 had me crying and wheezing

pretty sure a squirrel just peed on me 🙉🛑

Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.

listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win

randomly stumbled upon alondra cano's google reviews page, why am i fascinated by these www.google.com/maps/contrib...

dear people who use AI-generated affirmative responses to every email: your colleagues hate you it is a fundamentally creepy waste of time and our precious water and one life to send my email back to me as a short, soulless essay. just say “yeah that all sounds good, thanks”

living with a constantly naked and mischievous toddler really drives home how we’re just fucking primates

a community college student once gave me a $20 coffee card but I felt uncomfortable with that amount so I gave it to a school raffle!

saturday night, time to crack open an NA beer and watch the latest frontline

really did know what indelible meant until today when i finally gave in and looked it up 👍👍

reporting from the new east coast style delicatessen in kingfield and the entire city is here, lmao Minneapolis craves a good sandwich spot, lets hope this is the one

facebook is feeding me majority AI food stamp mom reels that are meant to stoke racial hatred and poison our society. put mark zuckerberg in the fucking hague. (yes i still have a fb i use it for neighborhood stuff - deal with it).

last night the toddler said he wanted to “make some rainbow cookies tomorrow” mostly he just ate the sprinkles but we were triumphant

it’s empanada night baby

open enrollment season is the worst - every year we have to become actuaries and brokers to try to reduce the harm done by all of this compulsory grift (if we're lucky)

eating a jambon beurre at 10am

sad to report that my personal stash of 100 grand minis and reese's pumpkins is coming to an end

dick cheney's a corpse and eugene debs quoted on national TV; decency, solidarity, and humanity might be back baby

got the most soul-crushing Gen Z stare from the barista at bichota coffee today, it was honestly breathtaking (still tipped obviously I’m not a POS)

i hate this feckless little dork so much it hurts

except for in minneapolis, lol

We did it for you Dick Cheney

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

Bluesky rn

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

happy Election Day Minneapolis

dick cheney dying is a holiday in this home

one of my community college students came and shook me down to be sure I was ranking fateh and not Frey and they’re getting an automatic A

I have never, in any real sense, gone hungry. I think if this describes your life experience you can’t have opinions about our devious society’s decision to starve vulnerable people.

:(

excuse me

come to my house for trick or treat and you’re getting savory AND sweet baby

i am such a simp for this man www.tiktok.com/@zohran_k_ma...

it’s Friday, it’s Halloween, AND I got to give my cart away to a friendly elder at ALDI 10/10

This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio. In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory. CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil. +

that Alondra mugshot is absolutely diabolical. lord.

a surprise house centipede at 5am really does things to a person

Few patients appeal a health insurance denial, but a little-known process that requires insurers and plans to seek an independent opinion can force insurers to pay for what can be lifesaving treatment. Here’s what experts say you need to know. By @deldeib.bsky.social

George and the dragon is such a neighborhood restaurant gem, and they love kids! Great spot ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

the thing i love about weapons is that like, new films/tv lately don't seem to have any stickiness or add any new 'characters' to the culture (all feels like remakes/rinse and repeat and extremely mid or forgettable) but BOY is aunt gladys a contender for character of the year. the decade.

finally saw weapons and i am totally obsessed with aunt gladys** **due to a painfully 90s childhood with many viewings of uncle buck and field of dreams, i am an OG amy madigan lover

immaculate crispy October vibes in powderhorn park this evening

becca thompson campaign ads i'm being fed are total jump scare territory

a very rich political text in powderhorn

quick q: is white chicks considered a cult classic? because it absolutely is in my home

my son is in the naked phase and there really isn’t an inch of this house that hasn’t come into contact with his (clean) taint it’s so gross here

turns out all you need to do to get a good night of uninterrupted sleep is accidentally lock your cat out