Thank you for your attention to this maamoul

a part of what made fleetwood mac good is they were all extremely hot and talented and they knew it

🚨🍦 ATTN South Minneapolis: 38th street Dairy Queen is open! 🚨🍦

I’m sorry what? from 0 to 75 in five days?

one more day of winter and then we fuckin ball

pizza night again

Just a friendly reminder from your local tenant's rights lawyer: in Minnesota your landlord can't make you shovel the walk (or do any sort of maintenance) unless they're directly compensating you for the work. Minn. Stat. § 504B.161, subd. 2. www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cit...

normally I’m a bitch who loves shoveling but this snow is wack - tall, dense, clumpy, unyielding. hope the ERs and cath labs are staffed well today ☠️☠️

momo dosa in the midtown global market is absolutely killing it and they have coupons there for buy a dosa get a free order of momos! recommend the veggie dosa and pork momos which are some of the best I’ve ever had

i’m going to celebrate international women’s day by being a complete cunt

very much not a podcast guy anymore but this one moved and chilled me; please listen

this headline is so scoldy my god

North Star Deli … wow bitch

my son is 3 but if he has any interest in the Ivy League I’ll consider myself a failed parent

It’s so insulting and shameful that these people have power over anyone. They are lower than even the worst people I have ever met

America: [1776-?] Some great ideas marred by poor direction and unlikable characters. Greed, bigotry, and gratuitous violence. ★★☆☆☆

cherry garcia i owe you an apology, i wasn't really familiar with your game

den Hague is too good for these people

screaming!! truly love the US women’s curling team so much - Minnesota power, HCMC staff power 💪🏼💪🏼

can’t explain but this is so Utah-coded

friends, let's blow up this corcoran neighbors gofundme today - willing to match others up to $100 on top of what i have already given! @jchavezmpls.bsky.social www.gofundme.com/f/help-famil...

on my way to get a fuckin paczki

real dorkus behavior imho - despite its flaws, minnesota is a good place to raise a family and americans who move abroad and write about what a tough decision is was are annoying full-stop bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

I think every Minneapolis resident should get one (1) surface to air missile

yesterday while on foot patrol I saw some eyes looking at me from under a bench. I investigated and found a Gilmore Girls vinyl and I posted a joke in a signal chat and someone checked it out, determined it was a dumped stolen package, and got it to the address. so uh yeah I think we keep us safe

“my right to swing my fist ends at your nose” “reasonable enough” “i believe in the healing power of drinking urine and i’ve been pooping in the ground water” “hey that last part actually affects me so you need to stop” “incorrect, i have already determined you have not been negatively affected”

bonus: you get to watch/patrol while you’re doing it - ICE is still around and we have to stay vigilant

can I humbly recommend you get out and open some storm drains today

if you are alive and conscious in 2026 you are at least 1/3 of the way to being rust cohle

I’m in for $40! Join me

speed skaters are scary, to me

thought maybe the special report breaking news during the Olympics coverage was finally you know what happening — what a letdown

This is 18-mo-old Amalia waving to me when she was detained. She was hospitalized with a respiratory infection while at ICE’s Dilley facility for immigrant families. She’s one of dozens of detainees who I spoke to via video and phone calls, letters and an in-person visit. 🧵1/

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

it’s actually crazy how every song on this album is a 10/10, like how does that happen? a miracle

can I get one of my out of state followers and buds to match me? If we each do $50 that’s $100!!!

katar river misir wat is such a bad bitch

great, i would like their contact info so i can recoup all the money i use to buy people groceries and send to gofundmes

Minneapolis #1 let them eat campbells soup from the hotel vending machines ONLY

1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.

today it’s “I’m naked Batman” girl that’s just Bruce Wayne

ah yes the heart of powderhorn park where neighbors of all stripes gather to vote, swim, and play 👍

Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30. 📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad

an insane amount of groups on bikes and occupying corners today in Minneapolis

3 yo is demanding to watch “Totoro Batman” this morning 🫡 🆗 💫

Five classes from undergrad: 1. Literature and culture of the third reich 2. Latin American 20th c revolutions 3. Introduction to Sociolinguistics 4. Literature of the U.S.-Mexico border 5. History of humans and plants

she added so much depth to the hysterical wealthy mom in home alone - this character is very real

oh god not catherine o'hara! most celebs don't feel personally important to me - they're just people doing a job who i don't know, but not her body reflexively shouted no when i read it RIP to an absolute queen