maybe the best and most needed may day of all time, hard to deny

honk party at the square is bumpin and the toddler got a free bogarts donut from hao Nguyen 💪🏼

let’s help get this need met - I’m in!

when helicopter stop

Cardinals get the cigarettes that are good for you

i'm sorry what?

update this tasted fine but not like… $20/lb worthwhile and maybe we leave them in the ocean if this is what they look like

my spouse is searing monkfish fillets and i need to get out of this house or maybe get rid of my nose

it’s a top ten weather day, folks

toddler is demanding nu metal before bed

the minnesota transportation museum.. where train-pilled toddler dreams come true 😀🚂

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

someone had a baby with har mar superstar? that's disgusting

3.5 year old has an affinity for mr. bean

finally tuning into the artemis to watch the landing and it is so compelling!! i want to hear the boom

yesterday during my lecture i said "put the world out there that we back up" in a VERY humorous way and no one got it 💔💔

HCMC is too important to close. Sign our petition now and call on Minnesota lawmakers to create a dedicated revenue source to Save HCMC! www.careforhcmc.com

the cheese honeycomb bread at qahwah house in NE mpls... i am actually speechless at how good this was

wearing a pimple patch today

wifi password at my dentist office is mytooth1 and why is that so funny to me

on season 2 of the wire rewatch and i know i'm old because frank sobotka is a hot peer now. his righteous rage for the working folk! those sweaters! this guy was 20 years older than me the first time i watched the wire lol

eating the best pupusas of my life at the dying Burnsville mall

kids get it

he is whip-smart, calm, cool, and extremely humane which of course means he’s only ever been demoted and punished and wasted

Thank you for your attention to this maamoul

a part of what made fleetwood mac good is they were all extremely hot and talented and they knew it

🚨🍦 ATTN South Minneapolis: 38th street Dairy Queen is open! 🚨🍦

I’m sorry what? from 0 to 75 in five days?

one more day of winter and then we fuckin ball

pizza night again

Just a friendly reminder from your local tenant's rights lawyer: in Minnesota your landlord can't make you shovel the walk (or do any sort of maintenance) unless they're directly compensating you for the work. Minn. Stat. § 504B.161, subd. 2. www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cit...

normally I’m a bitch who loves shoveling but this snow is wack - tall, dense, clumpy, unyielding. hope the ERs and cath labs are staffed well today ☠️☠️

momo dosa in the midtown global market is absolutely killing it and they have coupons there for buy a dosa get a free order of momos! recommend the veggie dosa and pork momos which are some of the best I’ve ever had

i’m going to celebrate international women’s day by being a complete cunt

very much not a podcast guy anymore but this one moved and chilled me; please listen

this headline is so scoldy my god

North Star Deli … wow bitch

my son is 3 but if he has any interest in the Ivy League I’ll consider myself a failed parent

It’s so insulting and shameful that these people have power over anyone. They are lower than even the worst people I have ever met

America: [1776-?] Some great ideas marred by poor direction and unlikable characters. Greed, bigotry, and gratuitous violence. ★★☆☆☆

cherry garcia i owe you an apology, i wasn't really familiar with your game

den Hague is too good for these people

screaming!! truly love the US women’s curling team so much - Minnesota power, HCMC staff power 💪🏼💪🏼

can’t explain but this is so Utah-coded

friends, let's blow up this corcoran neighbors gofundme today - willing to match others up to $100 on top of what i have already given! @jchavezmpls.bsky.social www.gofundme.com/f/help-famil...

on my way to get a fuckin paczki

real dorkus behavior imho - despite its flaws, minnesota is a good place to raise a family and americans who move abroad and write about what a tough decision is was are annoying full-stop bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...