www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art... This is straight out of Harper's playbook in 2013. He announced end door-to-door delivery (making Canada the only G7 country without door to door delivery) after strikes/lockouts/disputes with the union during negos from June 2011 to Dec 2012. short 🧵

I forgot about American portion sizes 😅

Flight: 1 hour ish US Train: 4 days

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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

What is this absolute horseshit where you throw a Pokémon a razz berry and then hit it with an excellent curveball and it’s like “nah fam”. Then the second curveball throw has zero berry and is just great and the Pokémon is all “I’m coming home with u now, k?” SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

*Looks at Gmail* great….now I gotta be responsible for deleting all these emails *sigh*

Getting to that age where I sleep funny and then things hurt and omg so many regrets 🤣

Who would guess using a thinner lighter bokuto would engage your back muscles more. Owwwie.

I feel like merchandising Yanis Varoufakis books next to books like “Let Them” is slightly malicious.

I must perfuse my brain with caffeine. To a larger extent than it already is.

Decision fatigue, shitty people fatigue, and then a really precise and focused keiko kind of just ......... reorganizes everything into some sort of semblance of peace of mind.

Let's get this bread? I guess? *stares at loblaws*

IMO literary fiction died when Jhumpa Lahiri became so disgusted with the publishing industry that she effed off to Italy and refused to write in English anymore. Everything we have now is "litfic," which is mostly tote bags

I'm a USA Today and NYT bestselling author who got a rejection this week from a big 5 publisher saying "the slightly elevated voice may present some barriers to entry for our commercial readers" so this checks out 🙃

No service between islington and Kipling and islington smells like hot garbage and they shut off the escalators. Brilliant.

Everyone keeps reposting this station and yes it’s cool but it’s basically vestigial. It doesn’t cross the Ujigawa and it’s the last station. So if you want to go to Uji properly you have to backtrack to the JR Mimurodo station and hope a local train is coming through or walk across the bridge.

If somebody asked me to sum up what the internet has done to my brain I'd tell them that when I see Dr. Manhattan blasting a dude & his ass isn't phat I'm like, "Hm. That's weird."

What an indictment of Ontario and Canada that we can't open this stupid transit line. Dismal prospects for getting through this extremely tough era we're entering. A stupid transit line, and we can't open it. People went to the moon, once.

Maybe all the sheets that samurai did calligraphy on are cut in half. Like Samurai Delicatessen. m.youtube.com/shorts/qTRNU...

me: oh I don't hate this couch website: $14,000 CAD me: fuck

I mean...not really...but I guess I will? Is samurai calligraphy different from other calligraphy somehow? Like...........do all calligraphies by samurai have similar markers? Lol my orners are ornering this morning, clearly...

Metal and rock bands should consider doing album inclusions like photo cards. I would love to play Days of our Metal Boy Paper with like…Tool member photo cards 😆😆😆

Ok two things about the #ttc One: how do you expect to get ON the subway if you’re not letting people off bc you’re standing IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOORS when they open ? Two: what’s the point of showing when something is arriving and departing when drivers disregard it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ok but why does the Spadina streetcar roll through the college intersection at a snails pace?

me when I need to turn my volume down on my phone: *does it on laptop*

ಠ_ಠ at quadrupling defence spending

lol when people ask you what martial art you do and are excited and then are like “oh yeah but I don’t like kenjutsu it’s so …” cool, bruh

That MothTech™️ cropped fringed muscle running tee from Satisfy is them taking the piss, right?
I’m all for being WHIMSICAL and shit but not at $290 CAD in this economy. It’s giving:

Tozando has a sale on bogs and I AM EXTREMELY TEMPTED but I don't have one of those cool sewing measuring tapes. *looks at amazon*

OMFG RIP Brent Hinds 😭

some of the microplastics causing your permanent brain fog were once part of classic chanel bakelite sunglasses and i think that's beautiful.

Ugh it’s hakama warshing time again. Salt stains everywhere 😎😇

Omg *how* is And Just Like That *so* bad. Also can't wait to listen to the Every Outfit podcast that's gonna be *SO* catty about it.

did the blair witch ever finish her project

We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but ‘blueberry’ has two b’s.

The Hozoin group I'm part of has an embu at the Japanese Festival in Mississauga in two weeks and one of our members dislocated his wrist 😭 I hope he's ok.

There’s a course on boy love at u of t and I wanna take it omg.

I’ll never tire of reading Joan Didion 🖤

The 8th deadly sin

When people think it’s appropriate to be on speaker phone inside a coffee shop.

I liked Europe in the 14th century where you could wander into town and perform songs and play your lute for a cup of ale and half a roast chicken

I had to pay rent today. It's not the vibe.

Business Ethics Review - existentialcomics.com/comic/609

Grapes are just sad man cherries. Don't @ me.

My code just stopped having errors all by itself and I think I’m gonna murder someone. Apparently if you comment and uncomment and comment the same line a bunch SHIT JUST FIXES ITSELF!?!??????????? fixed by fucking magic ✨✨✨✨

I’m really not ok with how gen z fucks up peek/peak. And now some of them are doing it with pique I’m not ok.

Line 2 Bloor-Danforth: No service between Kipling and Islington stations while we fix a signal problem.

Friend(s) got me Vegemite for my bday a few weeks back and now I’m like…am I also gonna start eating natto for breakfast 😆