BBC News just referred to the victims of Epstein as "young women". I think the word they're looking for is "girls". 😕

Of course it’s cloudy af in Toronto. No Aurora for meeeeee.

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025)

I should have worn my Stray Kids shirt to this Mars Volta concert 😁

The expensive water at this venue is dope.

This place is a total sausage fest.

OMG ARE THEY PLAYING OLD DE FACTO BETWEEN OPENER SETS HAHAHAHAH ( the old mars Volta dub/reggae band)

I think I’ve seen every single mars Volta concert in Toronto so every additional one I get is like … the best thing ever and super relaxed.

Can you imagine if they had Boy Paper for the Mars Volta? My god.

R.I.P. Nakadai Tatsuya, one of the giant figures in history of Japanese cinema news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551

The genius of casting someone with such uncontrived handsomeness as Jacob Elordi as Frankenstein’s monster. Damn.

Snack-based economy

Three of my Austen-adjacent cartoons are featured in the The Jane Austen Society of North America’s latest instalment of ‘Unexpectedly Austen’: www.jasna.org/austen/unexpectedlyausten/

Canada losing measles elimination status after nearly three decades is peak cringe.

Organized my body in such a way that I smacked the suyari out of sensei’s hands during 十箇 Jikka and that’s the guerdon granted for my focus.

New study finds “brutal drought and extreme heat wave that began in September 2023 transformed the lake into a steaming cauldron. The lake's waters reached 41C (106F).” 😱

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

WATCH: Seriously, if you’re following ANY bike-lane debate, you HAVE TO WATCH this news story. You actually can’t make this up. Ford claims without evidence that bike-lanes are bad for small business, and THE ACTUAL BUSINESS ASSOCIATION obliterates him with data. Safe bike-lanes mean business.

There’s nothing like walking around your bathroom and singing Cedric’s spiteful lyrics to a jaunty mars Volta tune. Cedric’s spiteful lyrics about that fucker Danny Masterson assaulting Ced’s wife. Sometimes I believe that whole self titled album was a curse on Masterson and all of Scientology.

No shade to Guillermo Del Toro, obviously. I love him. It's the reviews that are driving me bananaaaas

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

I’m so extremely Volta pilled right now 🥰👺

OMG Stewy (Arian Moayed) is on Nobody Wants This. Fuck yeah.

What is UP with drivers this week? 2 trying to drive into me at Howard Park and Dundas on their red light. Then some other driver turning off Dundas to a side street not LOOKING AHEAD!!?????

Nothing better than an email from the independent grocer that has a recipe using open source apples 🤣

I cannot emphasize this enough. But also I wish there was no limit on how much you can reskeet your own skeet 😆

It's frustrating and heartbreaking when people don't realize just how much power they wield *as a collective*.

This air traffic controller thing is pissing me off so much. If you’re such an essential worker that you aren’t allowed to strike and you can be mandated back to work it follows you should never not be paid. They should strike regardless.

What a queen

Me: I should take a bath Me: this is gonna hurt with all the road rash type shit on my knee from when the sidewalk assaulted me on Sunday Me: oh it’s not bad, must be the layer of polysporin Also me: OH GOD THE WATER MADE IT THROUGH IT STINGS *makes 90’s dialup modem sounds of pain*

The moon brings me so much joy when it’s huge and hanging low like this 🥰

Next controversial food opinion of the day. Bonne Maman jams are too sweet. It's cloying. Anyone have the scoop on a less sweet maybe more tart raspberry jam? Or any other berry, or apricot. ASKING FOR MEEEEEEEE. Actually quince would be really amazing too.

[Goose meme] Ruin the workplace for who RUIN THE WORKPLACE FOR WHO, MOTHERFUCKER????

Work has ruined the work place.

75 trains going north. None going south. If the TTC worked for me I would have fired it already. Why is this city so complacent with utter mediocrity.

How it's going: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J-U...

I think this year for Xmas I really just want the Criterion Armageddon DVD.

Lesson to Canadian mayors: you can stand up to premiers. They’ve got the power but you have the people.

God this is so much better than when the decision desk called it for Jeryd Mencken.

My controversial Toronto take is that maybe blackbird bread is no longer good. It’s almost always hard. It hurts my palate. It goes stale fast. I dunno. Maybe I’m just picky.

on my local food pantry’s site

I have secured braised lotus root and as such all is well in the world for the moment.

Moon.

In other news look up. The moon is perfect right now.

Briefly saw my life flash before my eyes when some fuckass sped right through a stop sign from Palmerston Gardens onto Palmerston. BRUH. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE ME.

Most people hear "factory jobs" and think "1950s economic prosperity," which was only possible through strong unions. The GOP says "factory jobs" and means "1880s corporate dominance over the working class." Recognize the difference.

Haven’t been able to source origin of this image, but title’s a whole new word to me, and likely to you too. Happy Clock Back, all!

not a single Torontonian likes Drake, yet we get blamed

Aw shit.