Oh fun!!!! The Shopify broligarchs seem to win regardless of whether Conservatives or Liberals form government!!!! Love this dystopia!!!!!!

Had** gone rogue, rough typo to make lol

I called the folks behind this release and they confirmed this is based on @smohyeddin.bsky.social’s exclusive reporting. I’ve also reached out to PMO and a few sources to see what more I can learn!

Kneecap was never actually banned from Canada and the Liberal MP who announced it has GONE ROGUE?????? What the fuck!!!! This is unhinged!!!!

Oh look, more corruption. 😮 futurism.com/health-medic...

Did you know far-right extremists are bragging about having guys on the “inside” of the Conservative Party? Of course, they could be full of it. But @antihate.ca has the receipts of the claim — and we play them for you on today’s episode of Bubble Pop:

Man, Doug Ford is on a roll! I mean, giving into vandals, banning speed cameras and helping his family business profit by creating signs telling people to slow down. All of this after pouring out a bottle of Crown Royal instead of keeping actual jobs in Amherstburg. How does he do it?! #onpoli

Breaking: Corporate America Enjoys Super-Sized Combo Of Racism With Side Of Sexism.

Fucking disgusting yet utterly unsurprising.

Yup, that’s usually what leaders committing genocide tend to do.

I can sense the eye rolling but I mean it. I work in community care. Killing Canada Post is absolutely part of a growing, worrying trend of anti-social behaviour where we prioritize individual convenience over the collective good. It's a well researched phenomenon!

Man, that strategy of dropping more and more retaliatory tariffs sure is working out! /s

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year? How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

oh this is fucked

Elbows up! Or maybe just hanging down loosely on both sides…

I am begging Canadians to understand that Canada Post, like public transit, should not be a business - it's a service. Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.

Not only does the military never have to have fundraise, they're also not having to spend every waking second justifying their cost, let alone existence. But they should! Because there are 1000s of public servants in Ottawa losing their livelihoods so Carney can pump up the military budget.

Another thing I'd like to add is that as a longtime victim of stalking, I have been sending all my mail to a PO Box since 2005. I live in a city of 1 million people and have a street address, but I'm not even on the voter registry in order to keep myself safe. No more PO Boxes would be a huge loss.

Beyond shaming Carney for this, we really need to talk about the way we've become addicted to convenience. Bezos has people thinking they can't live without getting everything mailed directly to them within 24 hours. It's awful for the environment AND workers. Rampant consumerism is fucking us.

Seems like a good time to remind people that Canada Post will deliver any piece of mail to federal elected officials for FREE. No stamp necessary! Just a reminder in case you, oh I dunno, wanna send your elected officials a sternly worded letter a day for a year or something.

Just finished Pee Wee as Himself and boy did the last five minutes or so make me cry. Great documentary.

Seems like an appropriate time to remind people that Doug is a nepo baby who grew up rich because his family owns a sign company.

Ah yes, our tough on crime Premier… until eliminating a tool that could mitigate such crime helps get him votes. You know what would make these speed cameras not a cash grab? If people actually followed the law. What a fucking idiot. #onpoli

Think Marvel Zombies might be the first show from Marvel Studios that I don’t watch. Zombies just aren’t my thing aside from the Zombieland movies and Shawn of the Dead.

Never thought I’d experience #Apple pulling a TV show about taking down white supremacist cells. Wild that we’re in an age where calling out racism is too controversial. You’d think Trump would be more open to embracing people with different coloured skin considering the fact that his own is orange.

NEW: Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk, has been accused by family members of sexually abusing five of his children and stepchildren. Elon has repeatedly had to intervene, a secret that’s spanned generations. Our months-long investigation www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

One time at a CTV party around Season 3 of Degrassi, I was standing in line to get food with some other cast members, and Mulroney came up to us and said "you're on TV, you don't need to wait in line, just go take" and I think about it and how he's a Conservative stooge all the time

If it weren’t so awful, I’d find it hilarious that everything Kamala Harris said would happen is happening. It’s like when Steve Martin’s character on The Simpsons tells everyone what they will get if Homer Simpson wins the election for sanitation inspector.

[Youth pastor voice]: Let me tell you about someone else who vanished for several days, only to return on the day of the Rapture

Hey look, #Tylenol is trending! A lot of people must have headaches… I mean, surely that has to be the reason… right? (maybe it’s because no one knows how to pronounce acetaminophen either. /s)

These guys are the current owners of The CW. If you were going to boycott Disney for not airing Jimmy Kimmel, you should probably #boycottCW instead.

This is fucking insane and I am astonished at how irresponsible Global News upper management is being with this. They’re risking the credibility of all their journalists and for…what? Canada’s worst nepo baby?

Mark Carney keeps talking about “decarbonized oil.” Today he admitted that’s bullshit. At the Council on Foreign Relations, he started saying BC’s new LNG project was “zero carbon,” before adding a key caveat: “before the Scope 3 obviously.” That’s where the bulk of the emissions come from.

Hope Disney takes note of this and appropriate measures when renewing licenses with their affiliates in these areas.

Return of Jimmy Kimmel Show cheered by frazzled parents who white knuckled it through a weekend without Disney+

Even professional wrestling knows that someone saying they can do something the easy way or the hard way is a threat. It’s what started off Vince McMahon‘s feud with Stone Cold Steve Austin the night after Wrestlemania 14!

And before anyone interjects, Prince Andrew having to give up some royal duties for his blatant abuses is not exactly accountability.

Everyone associated with Epstein (who isn't a victim of his!) needs to be held accountable, let me be clear. But it's hella, hella interesting that it seems the only two people to have suffered any real consequences so far are women.

I like how they still deem HIS comments to be “deeply insensitive.” When exactly is it a better time to call out a group of racist, homophobic, and transphobic Nazi supporters? But yes, THEY’RE the ones whose delicate feelings need to be respected. Fuck off with that nonsense and grow a pair.

Canada recognizes a Palestinian state — while still calling what the UN has determined to be genocide a “humanitarian disaster.” It’s also still putting conditions on a recognition of self-determination.

Unless the last three episodes really change my mind, the 2nd season of Peacemaker really feels like it could’ve been a four part miniseries or two hour movie.

So they’ll be replacing security concerns about the Chinese government with fascist right wing propaganda instead. Good to know.

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

Facism and state censorship ain't just an American thing.

Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”

Irish hip hop group that supports a free Palestine? Banned from entering Canada. Architect of Project 2025? Come on in! American abortion abolitionists? Bienvenue au Canada! And all this under the PM they say will save us from fascism... (Receipt : protestia.com/2025/08/14/m...)

Canada’s government is focused on what matters: making sure an Irish rap group with a history of controversial commentary can’t play their music in Canada. Meanwhile, our government still refuses to address the actual genocide that band Kneecap has been vocally opposing:

these rich guys getting public pay bumps and bonuses -- one of them is about to have as much wealth as 59% of the rest of Americans combined -- if i was one of these guys i'd probably be like "okay, okay we gotta ease up, this is going to be extremely unpopular and dangerous"

also, there's not like, extra stuff you can do when you're that rich. there's only so many five star hotels and michelin dinners and sports cars that exist. there's not another tier you get access to at a trillion dollars; you still only have access to the shit on earth

"i'm gonna buy a bunch of skyscrapers" okay sure man, and then what? "i'll own them." but like, what do you do at the end of the day? you eat dinner and go to bed, maybe you pay for sex because you're unmarried. but there's no trillion dollar dinner, or sheets, and an orgasm is still just an orgasm