What is it about nicotine pouch users that makes them think a urinal is an acceptable place to discard the pouch? Someone else is going to have to clean that for you, and now it's soaked in piss. Seriously, dropping them on the floor is a better option (better yet a bin)

The table since Big Phil took over. Imagine where we'd be if he'd had a pre-season and extra 15 games... #NCFC

Can't believe I doubted! Play offs here we come! :P #ncfc

I can't quite believe it. First half felt so much like one of those "well at least we played well, unlucky" etc games. Should never have doubted Clement! We're looking really good #ncfc

Coventry are one of the dirtiest teams I've seen in years, that should've been a straight red #ncfc

I guess they won't be dialling back on the innuendo then!

Famously Holodomor was when Stalin introduced lots of traffic restrictions in Ukraine

Philippe Clement is holding a press conference on a Sunday afternoon? His lack of respect for journalists is an inspiration #ncfc

As ever I lost energy in the second half of the year, although was also away for November and December, anyway, starting again! "Woolf Works" @ Royal Opera House. Just a stunning piece of ballet, left completely blown away by it. Start to finish raw emotion. Incredible

Lovely quote? I can't for the life of me work out what that means

God Quentin Letts is a bloviating gas bag #AnyQuestions

I'm ever an optimist, but we're getting a little ahead of ourselves no? 😂 #ncfc

First time watching #TraitorsUncloaked and Ed Gamble *cannot* handle a teleprompter

Is Ed Gamble Elon Musk with a British accent? #TraitorsUncloaked

Listening today and with the benefit of hindsight I can't believe how pessimistic they were about West Brom! OK, I didn't expect 5, but we're in form now, of course we were going to beat a struggling team! #ncfc

Not read this yet, but absolutely agree that trans views and experiences feel really absent from the various discussions in the press, despite being the only people impacted by new guidelines, so good to see someone trying to rectify that

Tell you what. Sarge must be feeling like a silly boy watching the rest of the group having a great time #ncfc

5 goals with an xG of 0.83? Were they all worldies? Can't wait to see the highlights! #ncfc

Read the whole thing, brilliant

This thread is some of the most exceptional storytelling I've seen in ages?? wow. truly worth your time.

don’t forget harder, and better too

@alongcomenorwich.bsky.social re: the pod, he's my pronunciation guide for Matty J

Why are we endlessly having AI pushed on us?! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...

hamnet (2026)

I get that too, but only because it's such an annoying song

Thames, obviously

Delighted for Jurasek, I really hope this gives him some confidence and we start to see the talent we paid for #ncfc

Good. Glad she got voted off. Never liked her anyway #TheTraitors

This is what we call "Facebook weather" because it's too scared to go to London, for zero logical reason.

Ha! I said (to my wife) that Ross and Ellie were flirting on the train! Genius! #TheTraitors

Happy New year bluesky!

Weapon of choice

"While there is a lower class I am in it"... are we doing British journalist's class discourse again?

bye 2025👋

Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit

Sure looks it

Not a classic game but great result. I think we'll finish above Charlton come the end of the season. Good to see Jurasek getting more minutes, although we looked much better with Wright on, I suspect that was all about managing minutes over this period. Onwards and upwards! #ncfc

This commentary is spectacularly bad #ncfc

Some dickhead's car alarm has been going off repeatedly. Really annoying as it's been on and off on Christmas day. Came back from dog walk and turns out it was my car. Sorry neighbours...

Xmas Eve dinner is *so* close to being ready

I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog

Quick, look Christmassy, Santa's coming

Anti-trans activists are always like "free speech for me but not for thee"

A centre left political party that can't keep people who think "I'm not sure about trans people but we should let businesses, charities and associations include them if they want" in its coalition doesn't have a very long shelf-life.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

Why stop there? Who needs lasers when Dave can just point a torch at the sky and waggle it for a bit? Why should anyone have any fun if it's not a thing you personally enjoy too?