God I'm so fucking scared man

I was struggling to keep control of the bike since it really wasn't set up for me but I think I did quite well fighting to 3rd place over the course of six laps on an unfamiliar bike

Better luck next time

I've met god. She just showed me her fursona

still can't believe the last diesel powered American aircraft carrier was called the USS Tittypawg

Painfully accurate depiction of my watch partner and I on our morning watch, courtesy of @marion-thejackal.bsky.social

Hello unemployed people in my phone

Accidentally summoning an eldritch god because I was fishing. Giving my profession not an unlikely scenario

Donating more artifacts to my friends

Why does michael get to look cool in work clothes but I look like I have to notify the neighbourhood when I move in in my work clothes :(

Probably won't be able to finish this bike until I need it so I'm going to have to pull up to a race on a pitbike and embarrass myself which is of course going to be hilarious

Learning about great lakes freighters would be so much cooler if they had names like "megalodon Gatling gun" instead of them all being called some name like Carter Pewterschmidt

great new addition to the genre of elon musk posts complaining about people being really mean to him

The vagina of a blue whale is technically large enough to swim through #muffdiving 🐳

To celebrate the collaboration between Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Hatsune Miku, a special piece of artwork has been created! This time, the virtual singer is ready to shine on the racetrack!

damn that's an entire Nissan Foliage

These boobs are made for gawking or whatever Nancy Sinatra said

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

One may call me a fool for bringing an unstable 150cc pitbike to duke it out with purposebuilt 500cc machines

{(🫷😼🫸)} Gynecology

How about those 100 men apply for 1 job, no gorillas needed

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Guh

A Holden one tonner wouldn't fix me but I mean look at them

An Australian custom van wouldn't fix my problems but I mean look at them

box flares, droop snoot, good fonts, and plaid www.carandclassic.com/make-an-offe...

Stupid ass civic owner thought he had to give me his sorry ass honda after losing a street race. This is Germany, Micheal. We race for nip slips. Show me them man tiddies

1967 Schwinn stingray conversion BMX and a modern Stolenbikes Sinner BMX.

Bike still doesn't run. At least the BMX is trusty

I don't like the term deadname, it implies that the name is worth mourning

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"life isn't a comicbook" THE GUY WHO MADE BIZARRE LOOKING CARS WAS CALLED BIZZARRINI

What's the point of the new R12 mimicking both the legendary R90s and the R80GS? Those bikes invented sport touring and adventure touring respectively which let BMW survive the Japanese invasion. The new r12's will be decent bikes no doubt but they won't be able to replicate what made the originals

I believe I have the best new car interior

Peterbilt once built a M.A.N Volkswagen

Suck my

I so would 😍

A joke about spaghetti

Please don't post these if I'm not on them. It's rude. This is the kind of toxicity I thought we left behind on twitter

I would like to thank the CEO of Suzuki personally for greenlighting the production of what is most likely the last new car that still feels like a machine and not like a device. John Suzuki if you read this I'm going to kiss you

Forward controls my beloved

DM me if you look like this

Joining the war on crime on the side of crime, give me your money