To this day, I’m thankful you can titillate one of these if you oscillate its tit a lot

Update on the FIENDISH PROBLEM 1) It stumped Claude Opus 4.6 2) But I did get there eventually 3) The solution I came up with apparently has a technical name - 'Nonces' 4) SNICKERING

Just asked Claude for a honest answer to whether I should continue trying to do this fiendishly difficult thing in Reaktor or vibe-coding something from scratch in C++ / JUCE. It said go with Reaktor...

I’ve basically set myself the hardest possible sudoku known to mankind and I’ll be here all night solving it piece by piece. When I get it working though - Phwooofffff

Ah maayyyyn this is unbelievably good!

Always a moment to build (Just a regular scan don’t worry!)

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Finally got round to migrating to Claude from ChatGPT due to Pentagongate. Don't usually take exit surveys but felt important to make it clear this was mainly on ethical grounds.

"The music industry has spent a decade obsessing over how to get a million people to listen to a song once. The next decade will be defined by artists figuring out how to get 1,000 people to care forever." vibeshiftvibeshiftvibeshiftvibeshiftvibeshiftvibeshiftvibeshiftvibeshiftvibeshiftvibeshiftvib

Do you have a friend called Leslie? Have you ever put them on a fast-spinning turntable and mic'd them up?

OMG I was already in love with Norway but am now deceased

🚨 It looks like the UK government is gearing up to upend copyright law in favour of AI companies, legalising the theft of their work. This is despite creatives' huge protests, and despite previous proposals being roundly rejected by the public. Please spread the word. 🧵 1/4

Info landscape is so flooded that I hydroplane through life, pretending the throttle / brake of intention actually does something

🔊The rhythm game revival continues... You'll get a first look in just a few days. ➡️ Sign up to get notified newsletter.echolox.com

Ranting to partner about the INSANE leap from Jungle Techno in 92 to Jungle in 94 and had to fight back a tear. Absolutely nuts that we went from Bomb Scare to Dred Bass Origin Unknown remix in under 24 months.

The unmet nerd

Post old memes to confuse young people

One thing I legitimately miss about the other place is being able to tag businesses. Have to give a massive shoutout to Norwegian for finding and returning MY ACTUAL EDIT DRIVE THAT I LEFT ON THE PLANE 🙈

Squarespeare / Shakespusher

In northern Norway. I should be posting photos of northern lights (which are stunning to be fair) but instead you get this children’s book

Immersive has become one of those ick words that you have to use if you want to talk about a certain thing

Love this so much. Also swing by to witness my puerile attempts at hacking the horse mechanics to do stupid things

I have fallen deeply into the Angine de Poitrine enigmatic universe www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SXK...

Made a Dolby Atmos-style renderer in Reaktor for my live show on Weds. Put a deep-dive vid on my Patreon too www.patreon.com/posts/150268...

Is all-caps username a symptom of small man disease?

Launching my new studio / event space on 11th Feb - come along! Limited spots on Eventbrite go.timexile.com/4pDnYju

A love letter to Reaktor & why the NI insolvency is a good thing

A must watch

Didn’t think 2026 would be won as early as February but here we are

Just seen a disturbingly libertarian and off-beam take on the NI insolvency thing. I thought us musos were safe from all of that lol.

Let’s make a scene

Come and hang at my new space in east London - all the info is on Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/introd...

STEVIE HAS A WHITE LABEL OF OK COMPUTER SIGNED BY THE WHOLE BAND

Reaktor with @timexile.com 's Glex as a building block is still the best for this sort if real time live granular sampling.

Within a week, my old school and the maker of the platform I built my career on have all gone bust. I will offer no economic commentary on this.

Democracies should have their equivalent of the FAA/CAA that create detailed nonpartisan reports of air crashes and rigorous recommendations that the entire industry adopts by default

A few months ago I was curious to know how much Anna's Archive was charging AI developers for access to their massive library of pirated works for training - so I emailed them saying I was interested in buying access. Here is their reply. 🧵 1/n

Built a Euclidean geometry speaker time alignment processor for the 7.1.4 rig last week. Put in a listening position setting and yes, there’s one for lying on the sofa.

At the pearly gates "No no no no as a CEO you're supposed to drive your COMPANY off a cliff, not its PRODUCTS"

I used to pronounce segue like fugue ("seeg") til someone pointed out that the Segway was a literal pun on the pronunciation of segue. Haven't seen a Segway in years... did they get eaten by hover boards?

I love how some people just set a kind of vibe that when you write to them the mere thought of them pulls fun stuff out of your fingers.

Helplessly taken by having Arctic adventures and dub techno as the backdrop to building my speaker coordinate timing spatial thingy

In the 7.1.4 sweet spot - dashcam roadshow on - lights in cosy mode - cracking open reaktor to build an object-based immersive diffusion system. Happy new year!

It's so wild when you discover an internet friend is from a completely different country than the picture you'd painted of them @jeremywentworth.com

Would you prefer a dusty springfield or a springy dust field?

The slightly unhinged positivity in things I've written recently comes in part out of this. In middle age - earlier if you're unlucky - pain and loss become so omnipresent you have to decide whether to become bitter or say "fuck it, we ball": also you really have to admit that you need people.

Elevator-related. Checked into my hotel at sonar maybe 2009? Got the lift back to the ground floor. Ninja and Yolani from Die Antwoord were there staring me in the face when it opened. Terrifying.

Middle aged people are basically either kitchen island people or island kitchen people

Pole-vaulter names himself after his first pole-vaulting lesson?