Oh, I found it and fair play to him. Still a scum bastard, like.

I haven't seen what Gary Neville's said, but I have seen it's annoyed Matt Le Tissier and Stan Collymore, so that's something.

God, I want to shoo-oo-oo-oot this whole day down.

Don't cry because it's over. Cry because it's fucking harrowing.

Serena Wiegman is some woman.

Test match cricket. Goes to show you never can tell.

Reform has lost 11 councillors and 2 MPs in a matter of months… and when I say ‘lost’ I mean, they’ve quit following rows, impropriety or inability to do their jobs. So, if Brexit weren’t proof enough, then this barrelling shitshow should confirm forever that they should be nowhere near govt.

Me: pays for a deep tissue massage every fortnight to fix neck and shoulder tension. Also me: just found four books, rocks, eight batteries and a pair of shoes in my bag.

Celebrating 9 years in my purse. My nails have changed but my love for Stuey stays the same ❤️

If 'only' wasn't written in English, you could easy think this was North Korea.

Men are far too emotional for high-power roles.

10km swim on track! 🏊‍♀️

Down with this sort of thing. #championsleaguefinal

I'm going to swim at least 10km in June for Cancer Research. It might not be a lot for some people but for someone with chronic fatigue, chronic joint pain and depression, it won't be easy 😅 chuck us a couple of quid if you can and want to. fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/daniell...

People talk about how kids ruin your body, your social life, your sense of identity but far worse than all of that is what she's done to my Spotify.

I've just injured my hand trying to rag the (locked) door open to scare a cat off the bird feeder. And thus, begins my early slide into Meldrewism.

@robertdh.bsky.social drinks fascist beer, pass it on. #lufc

I know I've had a beer and it's an emotional day but just picture it... ✨️The Eddie Gray Elland Road✨️

Meanwhile in Atlanta...#lufc

Right gang. Got four of these in the garden. They're cute right now but are they #rats or #voles?

Is there a scientist (or potentially just someone from Yorkshire) who can answer this question? I make tea in a cup, leave the bag for ten mins and it's bitter and mashed. I make tea in a pot, and it can sit there for half an hour or more and still taste good. What's the deal with that?!

Last night, I had a dream that I couldn't find parking near the Sostrene Grene in Altrincham. That's it, the whole thing.

My biggest middle-aged tip? (Am I middle-aged yet? I feel it) If you can stretch to it, book regular deep tissue massages. There's nowt like it for pounding out the stress of living in a world run by fascist dictators.

If someone isn't working up 'fire beast' merch right now, then I don't know who we are anymore. #lufc

Is it too much? It's too much, isn't it? #lufc

Been watching the countdown to kick off on the app since about 5am. #lufc

Love this time of year when the popes are in full bloom

I'll be the judge of that, thank you.

Are we still calling it a shock? It's Cardiff again, btw.

I've been out of bed 15 minutes and seen six breeds of birds. How lovely is spring.

It's really terrible that Elon Musk has lost $44bn this week, isn't it?

It's a minor gripe given *gestures around* but I installed plug sockets with USB-C ports three years ago, thinking I'd futureproofed and still no one seems to send USB-C leads with appliances.

Leeds making a last-gasp push for the play-offs again.

Today, the milkman's invoice has gone up, council tax has gone up, childcare costs have gone up and energy bills have gone up. It's not even 9am.

NEWS! Mums begin yet another 364-day run of thankless graft

Trying to find an outfit that is appropriate for a kids party, Elland Road and 6Music Festival is up there with the more difficult things I've done.

NEWS! This is not a 'return to austerity' because we're also spending more money on guns, insists government

*blinks* Are we really releasing special editions for 5-year anniversaries of second albums now?

NEWS! Elon Musk demonstrates unwavering commitment to free speech by hiding content critical of Turkish government because they asked him to

It doesn't matter that I knew this would happen, it's still really, really annoying.

This away GK kit is screaming out for a Flamingo Land sponsor.

Undoing the last decade then, yeah?

Just dropped half a biscuit in a fesh cuppa. It's very early in the day for the day to already be ruined.

Two bloody goldfinches and a bloody bullfinch pair in my garden. At once. Bloody hell.

Just reached boss-level freelancer. Got my personal calendar, family calendar, Leeds fixtures and all three current clients' meetings in my Google calendar. Sure, looking at it gives me an aneurism, but at least I know if I've got time for one.

The morning sun in this house really feels like spring is breaking through.

The cost of reaching net zero in the UK by 2050 is now predicted to be just 0.2% of GDP (about £4 billion per year). Spread this far and wide. It reveals Reform and the Conservatives' opposition to net zero for being 'too expensive' as just plain wrong.

7/ Water companies profit from the status quo. But the fight isn’t over. On 28th March, MPs will debate my Bill. They need to hear from you. Will you take 2 minutes to email your MP & demand they stand up for public water? actionnetwork.org/letters/ask-...

Do people still call you a nazi or a snowflake or a twat for speaking on here, or can you...like...say stuff?