I have a feeling … something is watching me …

—🖊️; ( frog blinks )

( Yeah, she knows what she’s doing. )

Gotta get to the beach …

Whaaat? Why not? You lecture me all the time, I ought to lend you my wisdom from time to time as well!

Doo do doo do doo dooooo ~

That’s sweet. Good to know that your heart still beats. … don’t forget that either, Santos.

—🖊️; the ink smudged but whatever

( spit roast ) 💭

Ughhhhh. Bored!

—🖊️; guys maid outfit or more cowgirl i wanna draw

Seeing you squirm is too cute! I’m glad I decided to prod you some more ~

Good. Keeping it in mind might just save your life one day, but knowing you… you don’t value that much, hm?

—🖊️; i love innuendos w koyanskaya

Because you provoked me, Loser of Chaldea. All you have to do is give me a little yes or no ~

Hey, be a little nicer to him.

That is true!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Guy who is lying right now:

I did also remember that. He’s kinda known for it, isn’t he?

—🖊️; i want to bring my mastersona out but they have such specific servants that i see not a soul rp except for myself (that being koyanskaya)

( She pinches the collar of his shirt, dragging him back up to his feet. ) You also ought to know I’m not one to make a struggle easy.

—🖊️; you guys were not joking about these bots oml

Hehe, you know I can’t do that.

Well, I won’t leave until you give me an answer. I am sure you’re aware that I’ve quite bit of stamina, so get comfy, Chaldea’s Master!

Perfect. Thank you!

I know, but you’re dodging the question here.

Fine as in China or just okay?

Why do you think they’re virgins, Facey?

I am looking you directly in your eyes. Is my ass fantastic?

Sigh, thank you Zander, I needed that

Your ass is fantastic too, man.

Guys Merlin is lying right my ass is fantastic right

I know you’re known as a liar and all that but you can’t look up to the sky and say it’s red.

If you want to see the back, you have to ask nicely, Caster.

Feeling like a jokester tonight, hm? A change of heart is technically possible, but for no one’s benefit except for myself. Don’t forget that, yeah?

Me? Clean up my act? You are just so funny, Santos!

I’m an assassin for hire and an arms dealer, does that really seem past me??

Result in death?!

Really? I’ve always been quite possessive over my cutie pie Master.

Hm. I think it’s always been there, I just keep it to the down low…

Sex is real. I'm having it.

Front row seat? Hmm… that is tempting…

Exactly. Have to take out the competition.

Guilty. As charged!

Awww our little Master is so selfless he won’t even go whore out. He is so much better than me.

None of you. Please. Do not have kids. None of you are fit for children.

Now that’s a tad bit too much. Still wouldn’t do much to stop me.