dear internet last night i was makin love and then sat on my glasses. wit my big ole butt. they are fucked.

not only did i find a near whole pack of marb lights and lipstick in this donated raincoat i wearing today. but there was a nice ass cranbrook bike being thrown out at work?!? is it my lucky days??!

got nothin to say since the internet is dumb as shit so i will never dispense free wisdom here again. come find me and ask if u wanna know anythin

OMG ANIMAL SO CUTE SO CUTE cleaning item animals

its reslly interesting how much anyone will think ur own life is their business and THEN go the extra mile to be the judge jury and executioner of every choice you ever made. and also for whatever reason these people tend to think they omnipotent. santa claus delusion

would be beast as fuck to own the cel my icon is from (speed racer) and then put that cel in a frame on my wall

poop in a cup shit on my butt bust a nut america sucks

I Am Otherkin of the Marapets Burnt Balloon

we hitting tha dab and sippin purp

i deleted my art tumblr because ignorant people were pissing me the fuck ogf and i had enough

im getting bullied again *sighs because its just so annoying and also hurts my feelings

first 2 listens i was liek nahhh but then on the 3rd listen i suddenly got it. its fire

fuck me *loses my job bc im addicted to watching columbo and talking to him on the tv*

if radishes werent delicious and awesome they would be called badishes. however, as you can see, they are not called that. due to the fact that they delicious and awesome

god it was so based for toei to show cure shadow arcana's bare feet in a church

speed racer icon lessgo racer x

sorry that i have such little energy to be social. sure, i post...but to talk to another human being AND behave is a whole seperate production. im mentally ill for life and thats just how it be

i shaved my whole mustache and beard off recently and its wild how different i look now....also wild that i have to shave EVERY DAY or the stubble

my only restriction on people i will/won't talk to online is being under 18 i am not interested in speaking to children but idgaf abt anything else. i like to get to know a person and then make a decision on my own about our relationship

i fucking love answering telemarketers who are real people but want my attention re: some shit having to do wit a place i no longer live. its like extremely fun to me idk maybe im insane

being on kiwifarms or a big blocklist means u ""made it" BTW. like...why u so obsessed wit me teehee tell me more abt why i suck my memory hazy *kicking my legs cutely*

i get to try a new kind of mushroom tomorrow my friend gave me some cyanecsans 0w0

i deleted my art blog on tumblr and i feel SO free

my first time using screen tone...i think it's very fun and will def be using it more in the future. here's a dragon sticker i made with gouche paints and posca-she'll be for sale later in the month! #wolfgangart #sfwfurry #dragon #stickerclub

hmmm i would very much like to be hired to illustrate a booK. any book ig but especialñy childrens book...im itching to create traditional art and use my guache paints

ranking of humanity seen in humans by class most likely to have the spark of humanity vs least liekly to have it. begin street people drug addicts homeless people who do not own where they reside renters homeowners politicians millionaires and anyone wit more money than that at they disposal

u know how dogs will get a boner when theyre excited no matter whats happening? yea that happens to me when i say good morning to strangers irl and they say it back. i just get so happy that my body decides to send blood rushing to my clitdick. im not sexually attracted to any of these people either

i think that i have a lot of hatred for the internet on principal and this creates inside me a reaction wherein i cut thru bullshit alot harder than i would irl. in real life i smile at you while saying no and hate that u cannot smile on the internet u cant touch anything solid

happily splashing around in the piss fountain

Drawing based on the greatest song ever youtu.be/s-QJM8fWmaE?... #Homestuck #Dirkstrider #WolfgangArt

taking a break from work to jumpscare some wild white boy hordes

this marapets character is so outdated now that i bet alot of people dont even understand the referance anymore

Drawing based on the greatest song ever youtu.be/s-QJM8fWmaE?... #Homestuck #Dirkstrider #WolfgangArt

its hot today....like summer came early...

godbless the places where u can get stuff like pots n pans free. we needed these items soooo bad

has anyone else noticed that nighttime only becomes special after daylight savings time ends

love eating eggs love when theres a $1 egg sale

summer is coming!

i ❤️cartoon sex

holy fucking shit its the aint even got it on me guy

im gonna throw up from how tired i am ahhh ahaha no im not i am just being dramatic but like fr it's been a minit since i got zero sleep and still hadda do stuff in my day

my cat is fuckin obsesssed with playing toilet and its driving me insane

there is...ah, how do i say this to terminally online people wit DID/multiplicity...there is such a thing as obsessing and compulsing in a way which is unhelpful to all parties involved. u really dont need to microanalyze every little thing. aint healthy

hey can someone come grocery shopping wit me please. otherwise im going to act weird outside alone and most importantly not be able to carry as much

one piece dragons based usopp is incredibly sexy nami kicking ass all the time thru da pain

#portfolioday im pilo a cow that draws pictures

he's so so hot i hav thought about this for 11 almost 12 years now

a strange and unidentofiable creaturs here eating some meat plants