Frozenness Reigns at Joe's Pond

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social should put free roofing nail dispensers on city sidewalks, so tenants in leaky buildings can help out their landlords with small repairs

Pour out Some Apple Juice for Jon Gailmor

Joe's Pond Frozen

Big Changes Afoot For all You T-heads

It's 2030. Eli Lesser-Goldsmith looks on as PFAS leach from the CVU AstroTurf field. Some sports happen and nobody gets grass stains on their outfit. A soggy Canva graphic blows past in a wet wind, catching a lamppost and peeling back off as quickly as it stuck

Riverside Dr. Cumbys closed evenings due to staff shortages, meanwhile Kesha Ram Hinsdale's AirBnB boarding house goes for $1787.50+tax/mo per bedroom just up the street

Probably the juiciest gossip out there is that Steve Jobs and Joan Baez dated in 1982. This is not new gossip, but it's good gossip

Happy Christmas in July in September to All Who Celebrate

War-Ravaged Portland Links in Bio Epstein Files Free iPod Get Paid to Shop Epstein Files

Joe's Pond Still Thawn

@seeshespeak.bsky.social this you? ✊

WVNY & WFFF

If you're a healthfood-based writer intent on driving boomers away from their much-needed vaccines using ridiculous conspiracy theories (based not in malice, but in ignorance), at least change publishers to @chelseagreenbooks.bsky.social

Matt Walsh, you know, the guy the Shelburne/Richmond VT cop was watching when he killed the cyclist.

The Searchlight Institute blends stirring harmonies with waist-level photos, dropping the tired tropes of social justice and climate change for tweaks to the tax code and finding common ground with fascism. Mumfords's sons call them"the adults in the room." Spotify thinks you'll like them

Well maybe this will open up some acting opportunities for Bobby Bluedodge

My neighbor's flag isn't at half mast to honor dead Nazis

No, seriously, @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social who decided this was the right move? Wtf is wrong with you? Do the Rockefeller/Vanderbilt/Webb descendents have some sort of RFK Jr. complex happening on the steering committee? This is Nazi shit

_ @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social are you really flying your flag at half mast for that hate-filled dip? You know you can decline, right?

Imagine your bargaining line being "yeah but you can't definitively prove I was watching a Jordan Peterson video about wokeness when I was speeding and killed the cyclist" And then getting off with probation and a bunch of paid leave. www.wcax.com/2025/09/04/n...

Fairfax - Dying Fella Joins That Great Big Audience In The Sky

The dumbest word out there is "heartened"

Joe's Pond Still Unfrozen

Queen City Teases Fun Evening with Qualifier-laden Superlative

Nickelback Tribute Band called SaltLife Crisis

Good for Senator Van Hollen.

But DO YOU condemn Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros for spurring a trend of songs about going home, which, coupled w/ the Americana revival, ushered in a long-table dining culture that leaned heavily on Canva templates and trad fetishism, a shift that would ultimately come to define the MAGA era?

Rutland - Vermont State Fair Accepts Oliver Anthony's Rider Demand For AstroTurf Concert Field and Discreetly-Packaged Fudge Rounds

Violent Masked Kidnappers Appear to Not Have Penis Or Butthole Armor, For What It's Worth. Also Joe's Pond Not Frozen

At Least Dick Cheney had the Courtesy to Lie, Manipulate, Blackmail, Gaslight, Court Shitty Dems, Tell Leahy to Fuck Himself, Out a CIA Spy, Ignore 9/11 First Responders, and Shoot His Friend in the Face While Waging Illegal War. It Used to be Hard Work with Significant Artistry

So...if I have the right to defend myself, can I like bomb multiple countries and their civilian populations and then starve them and then threaten countries that try to send them food, then disingenuously slander those who criticize my actions cause I've made my flag identical to a religious symbol

Maplefields To Raise Coffee Prices, But Plans to Have Khruangbin Playing as You Pump Your Bean Juice

Joe's Pond Maintains Liquidity

Toyotathon Celebrations on Hold as Sly Stone and Brian Wilson Die Within Days of Each Other

Matthew Miller Would Have Made Such a Good Dandy if He Hadn't Been a Euphemist for Genocide. A Missed Opportunity

"She's an iiiice melter, weeeeed killer....salt shaker"

Nation's Underporches Reckon We're Due for New Generation of Ubiquitous Plastic Santa

Why Some Gen Z Birders are Buying One Pair of Binoculars and Splitting it Into Two Separate Monoculars

Restaurant That Once Replaced Queen City's Vintage McDonalds Strives for Contemporary Golden Arches Aesthetic in New Williston Location

Essex - New Waste of Time, Money, and Self Respect Just Dropped

Vermonters. I’m going to need an assist on this one. @rep.chloetomlinson and I have been working with @vtqueerlegalprofs since before the start of the session to provide the OPTION of an eight year renewal window for IDs. 1/4

Rick Steves Plans Trip Around Williston With Just a Knapsack and a Hybrid Crossover With AWD

Joe's Pond Not Frozen Or Anything

What if Susan Evans Ran the State Instead of the Carhartt Breadstick?

2026 Will be Union Writers Fighting Studios Against AI Ahead of a Sexy Boy Abercrombie Dramatization Of Heather Cox Richardson's Letters From an American. Vermont's New Celebrity Will be A TikTokker Bringing Back the Indie Girl Voice (Finally). VT Gift Barn will Revert to a Furry Club Fantasy

Rogue Joe's Pond Association Offshoot Taking Bets on When ICE Will Be Abolished

Coachella (and the music industry) has a Hamas problem!

From WHIF in Philasmellphia, I'm Terry Fresh, and this is ..Gross Air