Someone's all like "don't you want talk to me" and what he actually means is "I'm giving you my absolute minimum so why the hell are you not begging to get in my pants? Can you please do all the work while I sit here like a cabbage with its cock out?"

Xbox's CEO does not know what she is doing. She is just a corpo hack chasing fantasy cash with an even worse plan than the last. She's burning everything to ground to try and rule over the ashes.

Sony: say goodbye to physical releases Xbox: we're cutting 3200 jobs Nintendo: Time your button presses to the beat across a splashy collection of games that will challenge your rhythm in Rhythm Heaven Groove!

Nintendo fans are living the dream. We are allowed to own physical games still!

Playstation 6 is a business disaster just waiting to happen. Sony appear to be letting AI run the company. It is the only explanation.

The best new song you are not listening to. Electric Callboy are mint. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUGG...

I am shocked by the ideas todays architects are having...Flat roofs, those awful panels below windows that typified crappy old 60's pre-fab buildings, throwing in so many en suites your house is more bathroom than anything else. Why is everyone determind to make everything shittier?

It took me too long to appreciate The Weeknd and the work he puts into his songs and videos. Genuine artist.

Lying is not ideal but there many levels of lying as you know. Lying to make people part with money in exchange for something you know is total crap has to be one of the worst forms of lying. This is why so much of capitalism is evil; It's not about making anything better or doing anything right.

At work and I'm like "shit we've ran out of crack pipes, best gey them on the shopping list!"

Im 50 50 on physical media. If it's something special to me, a favourite, i want physical. If the file size is over 40gb it's physical or nothing. If Nintendo were to take away the choice we have they would losr me as a customer completely and forever

Gen Zs love of Christianity as fashion is vomit inducing but it really sums up faith in 2026... completely superficial. A fashion statement at best

My boss has lamented that everything's going wrong. Its because I'm making my workload match the rest of his family. I've carried them for too long. It's my turn to be Arthur

Colgate purple reveal is actually good. it really does whiten up your teeth. I'd had people comment! I sound like a bot doing an advert but no, I'm genuinely happy with a product...You watch next time I go to buy it they will have changed it. It's slightly too good to be true.

Everything is shit and I want the Oligarchs to burn.

Sat enduring youtube ads my blocker isn't blocking and then I'm like "You have 28GB's of MP£ on your computer you twat!" Youtube has been turned off. For a looooooong time. Seriously done with it.

Youtube is not youtube if youtubes youtubes is the youtube they are trying to get everyone to watch. They are trying to become their own content creator and the center of attention on their platform. It is the beginning of the end for them.

Ever heard dog shit talk? No? Google "Jim Ryan"

If you think i sound like someone who deserves bad karma then know a customer has just shit on the floor and I've had to clean it up. I'd be angry but he's an incest baby with 3 fingers and 2 brain cells.

I’m SO proud to call USAF member Jason Watson a friend of mine. He was arrested yesterday for protesting in his uniform against the administration. Bravo sir. #Impeach #Convict #Remove.

MAGA are not confused. MAGA are not that stupid. MAGA are the bad guys.

Nailed 2 mates the other night. One is a gym queen and everyone calls the other one a cock. So as they walked up to us i belted out "fucking hell, here comes cockles and mussles."

Someone recommended an AI song to me. I dressed that boy down like a drill sergeant.

Battlestar Galatica 2004 is good don't get me wrong, but the fans over-hyped it. It's not THAT good. It's better than anything being made today though!

Mamdani is coming for the White house and he will take it.

Why is Peter Theil still alive? Can't America get off its arse and do anything good?

Your facebook feed has become The Recorder or The Topper. You know, those really bad free newspapers from the 90's that no one read and kids got paid £5 for delivering 2000 copies of.

People think I was a goody two shoes at school, and I was...but I also sold my tutor duty free fags.

Nintendo won the console war and things only keep getting better for them...So long as they don't develop that entitlement they had in the late 80's.

Support nintendo!!! The last stand for consoles. The last stand for physical. The last stand for real gaming.

Soooo Cartridges outlived CDs.

Is there a reason newly uploaded videos to youtube have odd sound levels? I can't fix it.

I know someone who's ended up back in prison after an inexcusable and vile attack on some bouncers resulting in life changing injuries. He is frequently let out of prison early, oh yes this is a cycle for him, and he also cannot read or write. 6+ yrs in prison so far and no basic education for him.

I've done gigs like that, but without all the expensive scene settings. That's kinda embarrassing.

Gender reveal parties in your shower gel now.

Only been on shift 2 hours and I've had my fifth accent i cannot decipher. "Brio" was Brillos. Glad he found them. I had no idea where to send him.

MOUNT FAFO

If The Nintendo Treehouse got any drier it would be Melania Trumps paedo hole.

The opinions of Chris Mason hold zero value to me. he has the analytical skills of an in/out tray

Come on Japan, do better.

Andy Burnham is the coup of the silent majoirty

I've got a guy who likes me so much me messages me while his wife is asleep next to him. I really do attract the gents.

Please help Laura out if you are able. Thank you.

RIP Penelope Keith. There won't ever be another like her.

America's 250th birthday party is the shittest birthday party in the history of parties. That fat paedophile can't do anything right.

A diabolically under-rated song. Not a huge Ed Sheeran fan, but I feel like this Pokemon collab produced something far better than you'd expect for a low key movie.

Thomas Massie you LEGEND

We need exterminate everyone who works in AI.

Some people think I don't listen, and those people are right. It's because they are boring.