They’re everywhere. My @smh @theage cartoon.

Most effective five words I can say, as a GP to a vaccine-hesitant parent “My kids are fully vaccinated” #vaccineswork

Is it wrong to block everyone who replies “happy birthday”?

Five things to remember about war:

Mug of the week

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I guess that Musk can be thankful he’s not living in 1540 England

Not every fight needs a winner Sometimes it is ok if both lose

Reminder - you don’t have to take sides. Not every story needs an underdog

It's kinda sad to witness grown men with such poor emotional regulation

"As we plan the future of digital healthcare, we should also look back at what earlier systems got right. Ancient traditions were not perfect, but they treated listening as a clinical act. They gave time and space to the person’s story." www.croakey.org/providing-so...

PSA After gutting the chicken, please wash your chopping board with hot soapy water to avoid cross-contamination. Salmonella is no joke

CALL IT ANTONY!

Drink up

I think Victorians are smart enough to know that the federal government is not the state government

Ok everyone, let’s all calm down

Early figures

6.46pm - James Paterson already throwing Dutton under the bus

I desperately need @ryanmarino.bsky.social’s take on this story of a meal cooked with death cap mushrooms, even if it does not involve an airplane crash nor a celebrity.

When politicians try to turn your outrage towards a welcome to country debate, ask yourself - “what are they trying to distract my outrage away from?”

Is this good? (BTW, in 2014 we had a bushfire in Gippsland that set fire to the mine adjacent to a coal fired power station. It took six weeks for the firefighters to declare it safe.)

When a dying 88yr old man drags himself into a public meeting with you, perhaps it’s because he has something very important to say. It would be prudent to listen to him

Well, that’s a shit ton of money to spend just for a cool Instagram post

The loss of will to live is a clinical symptom of cancer as a disease, not a psychological failure of personal stoicism theconversation.com/cancer-hijac...

Last month it took me 3 attempts to have a referral accepted, even though it was for a patient who already attends the clinic, and just needed a new referral so that the hospital could keep billing Medicare - Melbourne, Aust

Learn CPR

Australian government gave $2.7m to Musk’s X for advertisements in billionaire’s first year as owner www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I had both a Covid booster and a flu vaccine, and my immune system is now going through a full dress rehearsal #😩 #manflushot

They arrived!

Just me, waiting for our flu vaccine delivery

The Victorian COVID-19 surveillance report has transitioned to a combined respiratory surveillance report which will incorporate information on influenza and RSV in addition to COVID-19. www.health.vic.gov.au/infectious-d...

Now economists know how scientists felt when he said “inject bleach”

I can’t be the only person who was hoping this year has been one long April Fools joke, and everything would go back to normal at noon

Truth

You know how in every group, there’s that one person who wants to be the one with the juicy gossip, just so that everyone will like him, and think he’s cool…

Hahahaha

Maybe they thought it was Jeff Goldblum in the group chat. Honest mistake

Cool Whip What’s that all about?

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About every 10 years I attempt to bake my great aunt’s ginger fluff recipe Well, I guess that takes care of the next 10 years

1/ Rubella (German measles) is often mild, but its true danger lies in congenital rubella syndrome (CRS), which causes severe birth defects. Let’s look at how the vaccine changed the landscape. 🧵👇

Measles Outbreak Victoria 5 new cases 2 locally acquired and linked to local outbreak reported in February 3 cases acquired infection in Bali 13 cases of measles in Victoria in 2025 -4 locally acquired See link for locations visited www.health.vic.gov.au/health-alert...

Trump views countries as businesses, and he’s acting like a venture capitalist. He sees Greenland and thinks “ooh, what an interesting startup, loads of potential”

US regime changes to international aid have stopped the shipment of ready to use therapeutic food (RUTF), and this is likely causing the death of children. Well done USA. newrepublic.com/article/1921...

"What’s inside this Plumpy’Nut® sachet that has saved millions of children?" Ready To Use Therapeutic Food (RUTF) in lifesaving action. www.unicef.org.au/stories/what...

Thing about those anti-Musk stickers for Teslas is the bloke has been an easily recognisable sh*thead for at least 6 years now (prob earlier) I mean the Thailand cave rescue thing was in 2018.

If you’re staging a protest and aren’t asking yourself “where should place the cops?” you’re doing it wrong.