Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

So USA wants to protect Greenland and the northern hemisphere from Russia and china. I might have missed it but did Ukraine fall off the planet?

Is it to late to take over USA, we fear it is falling into the hands of Russia. Sincerely yours Greenland

USA a fallen empire. R.I.P.

Dear world, we are going to have to boycott dollars and American goods. And open our home to the sane Americans.

If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status. Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487

Hard to believe but USA just made it to the list of terrorists.

History will record that Kimmel and Colbert were among the shining brave lights of our time.

🧵 1/ Listen, all of these people deserve each other but Nikki really pissed on her fans as they are enraged and speaking out about her betrayal all over social media. How do you support a vile President who refers to your country of Trinidad as a “shithole”? #Pinks #SheShed

CBS has become state regime media.

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

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Let’s keep moving👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Chris Christie: “Thie is no longer, the Department of Justice, is no longer the premier prosecuting office in America. What it is now is a capo regime who goes out and executes hits when directed by the Don to do so. That’s what it is.”

Rep. Ro Khanna says there will be at least a dozen Jeffrey Epstein survivors who will have the floor at his September 3 joint press conference with Rep. Thomas Massie.

It’s happening again

LOL 🤭 I detect no lies… Happy Wednesday friends!

Ben Meiselas at Milken Institute: They want to hear: Why are you bullying a marginalized community? Why are you punching down at human beings? We are the United States of America—why are you treating people like this?

Just found this new rock group, “city of sounds” they are from Indiana. USA. Check them out and please give them some love ❤️ Sometimes that’s all it takes

I am beginning to think my strict no dogs in the furniture rule, might need an adjustment

You know what to do…👇 Pass. It. On. For. The. Loser. ✨

@gasmanz.bsky.social how is life? Blink twice if the cat is keeping you hostage

When you realise where your card are made…

Trump When you have a spine as a worm

Trump When you have a spine as a wet newspaper

Dear FOX and MAGA, being from Scandinavia my English is not so good. I wonder if you can help me with understanding the expression “ egg on your face”

Wonderful idea!

Every day I discover a brand new reason to hate this motherfucker

Way ahead of you. Sincerely yours Denmark 🇩🇰

NEW: Another Skadden attorney has resigned in protest, citing the law firm’s decision to strike a deal with Trump. “Skadden is on the wrong side of history. I could no longer stay knowing that someday I would have to explain why I stayed,” the lawyer, Thomas Sipp, wrote in his resignation letter.

Senator Booker is still going 👊🇺🇸🔥 www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...

Fox seriously felt so threatened that they attacked us in a business journal. Can't make this stuff up!

Real whiplash watching the Trump message go from “we’ll fix everything on day one” to “suck it up buttercup, this is gonna hurt.”

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Trump’s closest economical advisor is confused about tomorrow’s tariffs. Counting Trump that makes Two of them. 💙

1 of april, and I can’t Think of a single aprilfools joke, that would top anything coming out of the ordinary everyday trump administration.

Keep pushing.

It's me, I'm some children. At age 15, I started getting a small survivors benefit in 1980 when my mom died. I also received Medicaid for my medical needs, thankfully. With no father around, I was essentially orphaned. This matters.

Why aren’t you wearing a suit? Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?

A couple of years ago, I noticed that Dems were losing ground with Latino voters. I launched a Spanish-language YouTube channel to reach those people. That channel is now on its way to 300,000 subscribers and has nearly 50 million views. We have be aggressive and go into spaces we're not already in.

This week, as the number of confirmed measles cases rose to 483, the CDC buried a report that would’ve stressed the importance of getting vaccinated. The move was “not normal at all,” one agency staff member said. By @sheinvestigates.bsky.social

Land of the Free(ish), Home of Regret. There is an old Viking saying: if you don’t comment on it, you accept it.

This energy right here.

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