yes i am this desperate just to experience the cranch of a dall packle for once in this god forsaken country

Wait is that-

So, now I get aggressively advertized toys because, you know, babby, but there's apparently toys for the iPad thingy in Toy Story 5? And iPad cases you can get to look like the frog tablet? I'm...not confused, because capitalism, but it does seem to go against the whole concept of the movie oof

If you have just one of these is it a brussel Sprout or is it still a brussels sprout?

My babby's fav cheese is Wensleydale

This hurts too much. It's worse seeing people online try to justify a child being murdered over the ACCUSATION of shoplifting. Of all the cops, Mississippi cops are the worst.

Me, at 3am: skeet sounded so stupid, bleet was right there all along

I'm a simple person. I just want some HOA drama videos but the entire category has been infiltrated by AI rage bait 🫩

A clear picture of Buck Bumble and Rayman together so we can definitively say they are not the same entity

I don't think you should call it that

Okay, I'll say it. Donald Trump types in the same manner as Chris Chan

Manosphere types keep saying women keep complaining about "where have all the good men gone" but I don't think I've heard anyone actually say this outside of Bonnie Tyler.

I'm not the most learned of Elder Scrolls lore, but it seems to me that High Elves are the white supremacists of the Aldmeri Dominion. Every conflict between the races so far has the same dumb snooty elves being all racist against the Khajit and Wood Elves

what did sir kier mean by meep meep my mind still wonders

Texas truck owners are like: wahh I need floodlights for my floodlights because I can't see :((( Meanwhile everyone else: can't see

I feel like a nutter but I have to heavily doubt the "I've always used em dashes crowd" since I've been on the internets a long time and I can't ever recall a time where people used it regularly over the normal hypen -

things that fascinate the baby: -the hoover -family guy intro (shows equal interest in the original intro and the new one) -the dog's water bowl -jack playing shadow of the colossus -the dustpan (immediately attempts to dump it over) -the bin (ohno) -whatever you left on the coffee table (god help)

I think why anime nerds like that Pragmatica game is because the child acts like an anime child would, not an actual child. No gameplay I've seen so far has her randomly screaming at the top of her lungs or breaking everything in sight. These poor fools are being sold a false idea of parenthood.

I hate waking up to bad news 😞😢😭

And just like Stellar Blade, I will never know what that one game with the little girl looking like she was designed to be a modern Final Fantasy character actually plays like, or even the genre, just that apparently horny losers like it or something

Oops I started playing Elder Scrolls Online to live out my not-a-fury action MMORPG fantasy

Trump is a terrorist and should be charged as such. If someone sent a bomb threat to a school, and then did not do it at the last second, the terrorist does not deserve praise for not enacting terrorism. Threats of terrorism must be treated seriously.

I love Wikipedia

Men saying, "I want a woman who isn't masculine" on dating profiles and by "masculine" they mean "woman who believes she is equal to men"

oh god since I've begun to look in the toy aisle to find new baby toys I realized just how many toys nowadays are loot crates irl

My new favorite thing to do is whenever a transphobe calls me a man, I thank them for affirming that men can get pregnant 🥰

my contribution to the "antisemitism on the left" discourse 1) antisemitism is bad 2) being anti-israel is not antisemitic 3) equating jews to israel is antisemitic 4) the highest priority of basically every mainline liberal in federal politics has been to make sure everyone believes israel=jews

are the english the americans of the UK?

My Facebook ads: OMG YOU HAVE TO GET THIS BABY TOY BOX SUBSCRIPTION SO YOUR BABY ISNT A BRAINROTTED AMOEBA What my baby plays with: remotes, washcloths, the vacuum cleaner, the coffee table for climbing and standing, spatula

Drunk Gen X Girlies: GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT

Grandpa Man: it's MY TURN now ya scallywags time for some REAL MUSIC The Real Music: Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin, Occasionally Interrupted by Grandpa explaining the one time he heard this live and

Lads At a Party Bro Man: The playlist is free, does anyone want to add a song to listen to? Prog Fan: !!! Bro Man: that's less than ten minutes long

I wonder if someone who lives is a non-English speaking country heard someone trying to talk to them with everything they learned from Duolingo. Do they have a Duolingo accent?

Heartwarming! Small town's most incompetent cop becomes nation's greatest ICE agent

remember the hilllary e-mails

Since moot/4chan is also in the files, I'm led to believe that the whole QANON conspiracy thing was to make it look like the idea of an underground pedo ring was nuttery, so the actual pedo ring could slip under the radar.

if people use ChatGPT to try to summarize all these new Epstein Files, will it affect anything like how the Ghibli AI fad made all AI images have a pee filter on them or how grok one time answered every prompt with white genocide in South Africa bullshit?

my baby can hold the bottle 😄 ...my baby can hold the bottle 🥺

Bought some new boots and the child immediately crawled to them to try to eat them. Smh ain't no child of mine gonna grow up to be a bootlicker 😫

There's two outcomes, one where we somehow narrowly avoid the mass human rights violations of rounding people up and putting them in camps. Those who are for it will then deny how bad it was. The other is they succeed. Those for it will say how could this have happened.

I miss when the internet world was more ^_^ and not 🙄

Telling people "You'll find out" about Greenland should absolutely be treated as a threat.

ICE in the south is going to end in them lynching people. There is something rotten in the underbelly of the Bible Belt.

I just need ONE (1) politician to tell him to fuck off, PLEASE.

Sweaty Nerd with his first job interview: th-thank you sir, for an opportunity for this... jorb (fuCK WHY DID I SAY THAT) Sweaty Jock: no probalo

Hunter x Hunter Chimera Ant: hell yeAH let's eat this bug and get their powers ! wait Oh god damn it, it's ants

The sign of an emotionally immature person is the type of person that would do the very thing you just politely asked them not to do and expect you to find it humorous. Their life an imitation of a Nickelodeon show, but instead of people adoring the main character, they are just really annoying.

healthcare pls, but also please stop bombing other countries - is this radical socialism?

"Well, he is a bad guy, so I guess it's okay to kidnap a leader of another country." Damn, we could have done this the entire time? I know of two guys who need this treatment.